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  1. Tyler Durden007

    So day after Draft, and no "you will eat *playerX*'s s**t in no time" threads

    Bay, I am disappoint. Personally, I am much excite about y'all eatin' Shaun Mannagh's s**t real soon as we sing from the bleachers....
  2. Tyler Durden007

    So how y'all doing with never winning again?

    “I can’t (ever) see them bottoming out. They can keep rolling along,” Rendell told the Herald Sun. “It’s the best home ground advantage in the competition.” “At the end of the day they (Geelong) have had smart people who have cashed in on what is the greatest advantage in footy. “They’ve got a...
  3. Tyler Durden007

    Not only a diving cheat, but a dirty campaigner too

    With a history of cheering sex offenders and other low lifes... it's no surprise that the Lollingwood faithful love that peroxided, little cheating campaigner GinnyVan. And it's no surprise that his cheating is not restrained to playing for frees, but to attempts at assaulting with intent to...
  4. Tyler Durden007

    The Filthy Five

    There's no surprises here... The AFL has hit five clubs including Sydney, Richmond and Collingwood with fines for significant Covid testing failures including sending duplicate photos as evidence of negative rapid tests. The league has hit clubs hard, with Brisbane and St Kilda also handed...
  5. Tyler Durden007

    Cats kill another one

    Like Dean Bailey and Mick Malthouse before him, Leon Cameron becomes the latest coach to EABOD after falling under the wheels of the relentless Geelong Football Club. Lol at Carlolton to face the dead coach bounce game this weekend. As for the rest of the Bay... you're welcome.
  6. Tyler Durden007

    Inside the Demons inner sanctum - Leaked footage

    Goodwin prepares for a team meeting in an undisclosed location... Bad boy Goody
  7. Tyler Durden007

    On this, penultimate weekend...

  8. Tyler Durden007

    Game Day And then there were 4... Diving Daniher's Dropbears vs Bounding Bonts Bullies

    FIGHTERS! READY? LET'S GO TO WAR!
  9. Tyler Durden007

    Game Day Boogie at the BOOOO Dome: Simmo's shockers vs Mad Max's beard

    Will the BOOOOOing decibels break the jet engine level? How many junk time stats will Tim Kelly get? How many lulz will the hapless Ben Brown bring? All will be answered and more in Monday night futballz!
  10. Tyler Durden007

    Game Day Gouge your eyes out Saturday: Clarko's Blooze vs Touk Miller

    Will this game even remotely resemble footballz? Will Clarko attend to take notes for a list cull after the season? How many pies will Stewie eat at half time? Questions that plague us!
  11. Tyler Durden007

    Game Day Greatest Team of All vs Non-compliant COVID spreaders of Schitney

    Should we even let these un-Australian, snubbers of civic compliance COVID spreaders into the greatest stadium in the world to play the Greatest Team of All? * me we are good, accommodating, forgiving souls. Now SMASH 'EM Cats!
  12. Tyler Durden007

    Game Day Ratten's rubbish vs Hinkley's HerpDerpHerp's

    Took 'em 5 mins to get the fake crowd noises organised. My tip - draw
  13. Tyler Durden007

    When you're priority #1 and not a flea bitten sewer dweller from Footscrazy

    You get to go to the footy at the magnificent GMHBA Stadium at Kardinia Park and barrack for the greatest team of all. No grubby, snotty, 'rona infected western suburbs plebs to bother you! No way this chest puffing with backfire... NO WAY!* *may backfire
  14. Tyler Durden007

    Game Day DRUGS DRUGS DRUGS!!! Essendrugs vs Coke Fiends

    More exciting than Lol Hawf vs Cold Toast
  15. Tyler Durden007

    I'm just so excited and emotional, I couldn't hold it in!

    Teach being Teach
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    Game Day Live chat - "Congratulations Nat Fyfe on Brownlow No.3" night

    Time to slam down the fatties, horse heads, and dog ugly mums on the red carpet and to celebrate N.Fyfe 3 votes from each of the 10 defeats suffered by the purple puefs. Have at you!!!!
  17. Tyler Durden007

    Game Day Souf vs Norf-West Radelaide

    Go Souf. Give us that top 2 spot. Will Charlie get a kick this week?
  18. Tyler Durden007

    BLM, Burgoyne ok to play

    Every instance of a sling tackle like that one up to now has resulted in suspension Every instance of a sling tackle like that one into the future will result in suspension Unless the perpetrator is.... well....
  19. Tyler Durden007

    Poort, deluded. They look at Geelong potatoes and see shiny gold!

    HAHAHAHAHA!!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!! Did Poort not watch the videos of every game that Wylie Buzza played? So much potato-i-ness potato-ing in such a short career. First Floplop (thanks for the picks by the way on that), now Wylie Coyote. At least they didn't give up a pick... they have...
  20. Tyler Durden007

    *RRRRRIP!!!*... "AAAARRRRR"... is that the sound of another angus being pepperred? Stephen Wells does it again!

    HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!! Pick 58, fcken pick 58! For a B&F winner.... welcome to life without tragedy Jack Stephen, how happy you must be. When you dance with Stephen Wells, you wait for the song to stop, and then bandage your bleeding angus. Let the jelly begin!
  21. Tyler Durden007

    Y U Mad Tiggers? Pick 39 for Ellis is like winning the lottery

    It's not like you lost a sooper-dooper star like Fatlop (who went for an end of 1st round pick, lulz). I mean Ellis is a supplementary spud from the all conquering Tiggers. Pick 90 would have been like winning 2nd Divvy in Tatts. LOL!
  22. Tyler Durden007

    Live/Jive chat: Hawfs vs Meth/Coke

    Nice start Hawfs.... even Clarko isn't having a rage out in the box... keep it up!
  23. Tyler Durden007

    Live chat? (Well it is Adelaide time): KKKrows vs Saynahs

    No one cares obviously... but it's not a bad watch.... Saynahs are a chance here.... LOL. They'll burn down the ground if the Crers lose this
  24. Tyler Durden007

    Game chat without gronk fungus brain - Cats vs Schwans

    Maggot already in form for the bleeders
  25. Tyler Durden007

    Off-topic The same as it always was game... Sheet trucks in 14th place (Aints) vs Sheet trucks in 17th place (Shees)

    The forever repeating game.... these two love bit of bottom 8 action in their long histories of fail... Who will win this game of nothing? Probably Melbum...
  26. Tyler Durden007

    Live Event Tuggers vs Felafels. Battle for 7th

    Lot's of empty seats on a cold Sunday arvo. I think the 4 felafel fans are there...
  27. Tyler Durden007

    How does Punchy Cunnington pay for his wandering fists? He plays for lol Norf!

    Punchy gets another fine... his 5th this year, for "Clarksoning*" unsuspecting opponents. Where is he getting the mula from to pay for this? We all know he plays for the povo's... my guess is that he's hanging around the Richmond injecting room dealing. *Clarksoning - to viciously belt...
  28. Tyler Durden007

    Live Event Are we not talking about the Wanchors vs Bloooze?

    3rd quarter no fred? Go blooze!
  29. Tyler Durden007

    People with more gas left in their careers than Turgid Tex and Junk Time Eddie

    These two are GAAAAAAAAWN!!!!! GTFOff the field, father time has mown you both down... Who's got more gas in the tank than those two busted axles???? Val Kilmer????
  30. Tyler Durden007

    Off-topic Lazy boi Cats vs PPPPPPuffers...Kern makes Scurty his biatch

    Here we go... I'm tipping Kerns head will maximum overinflate... Two-fiddy games for Sir H Taylor esquire
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