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Phil McCreviss

Phil McCreviss

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Manhattan, New York
AFL Club
Hawthorn
Other Teams
Yankees, Giants
Geelong - Charlize Theron (in pretty good knick)
Port Adelaide - Jessica Alba (young but potential is there)
Collingwood - Angelina Jolie (consistently good but something is NQR)
Kangaroos - Elle McPherson (tries hard but will struggle to be the best again)
Hawthorn - Scarlett Johannson (talent is unquestioned but everyone wants to see more)
West Coast - Lindsay Lohan/Britney Spears (say no more)
Sydney - Jennifer Aniston (a likeable type but getting more and more unattractive)
Adelaide - Jane Fonda (was good in her day but way past her best)
St Kilda - Naomi Campbell (jekyll and hyde, not sure what your going to get and window of opportunity is closing fast)
Brisbane - Delta Goodrem (few years in the wilderness and trying to make a comeback)
Fremantle - Paris Hilton (great to look at but no heart)
Essendon - Marilyn Monroe (gone but not completely forgotten)
Western Bulldogs - Pauline Hanson (a "please explain" season)
Melbourne - Casey Chambers (never really looked like it)
Carlton - Oprah Winfrey (cashed up but still very ugly)
Richmond - Kelly Osbourne/Rosie O'Donnell (talks it up but really ordinary)
 

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Hawthorn are Tom Cruise.

Blatant self promotor with little substance who no-one respects any more. And we are all pretty sure they are gay despite the constant denials.
 
Carlton- Jennifer Lopez, look good up front, but have BIG problems down back.
 

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Mitchell Madness said:
Kangaroos - Jenifer Lopez (Trying to change their brand, with little success, and almost seemingly living off past glorys)
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Phil McCreviss said:
Oh so the Hawks are gay? I wouldnt call the fellow below the most masculine looking man around - very much a candidate for Queer Eye

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"Oh this wind is messing my hair up and the football is making my hands dirty. Whats a boy to do?"
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we have one Jess Sinclair, you have a club full of his ilk:p
 
lmao@ thomas the tank engine

These are all gold
wce- britney and lohan...i would still do both of em :D
 
This is fantastic....

I even have one for my own team over the last year or 2.

Adelaide..Cate Blanchett. Yes , we know she is good, but just not doing it for me.
 
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