The author of the following article would like to express that all content contained within the article is for satirical purposes only. The author does not write this with the intention of defaming any characters being portrayed. The author would further add that the article is for purely entertainment value only and is in no way necessarily the actual view held.
Editor: Good morning Rooch, what are you running with this week for the Roast?
Rooch: Well I have written a great piece on how Mark Williams has total control over every aspect of the Port Adelaide Football Club.
Editor: Come on Rooch, you have done 28 articles already on this subject, have you got anything else?
Rooch: I’ve got a piece on the poor crowds that Port Adelaide pulled during the 2008 season.
Editor: Been done.
Rooch: I’ve got a great piece on the failings of Neil Craig.
Editor: Been done.
Rooch: I’ve got a piece called “Neal Craig – Most coaches go gray but I lose teeth?”
Editor: Interesting but we have already done 2562 Crow articles compared to 43 for Port Adelaide.
Rooch: I’ve got a great piece on the tyranny that surrounded Port Adelaide’s bid to join the AFL.
Editor: Been done.
Rooch: I have got my end of year report cards for Port Adelaide and Adelaide.
Editor: The season is not finished yet so they will need to wait. Have you got anything new?
Rooch: Well my research has been held up a bit this week.
Editor: How?
Rooch: Well when I go to the BigFooty website for my articles, it says that due to its popularity I will need to wait and try again later.
Editor: Well here Rooch, I’ve got the site up here on my laptop.
Rooch: Ah excellent, cut, paste and edit, and my job is done.
Editor: Good morning Rooch, what are you running with this week for the Roast?
Rooch: Well I have written a great piece on how Mark Williams has total control over every aspect of the Port Adelaide Football Club.
Editor: Come on Rooch, you have done 28 articles already on this subject, have you got anything else?
Rooch: I’ve got a piece on the poor crowds that Port Adelaide pulled during the 2008 season.
Editor: Been done.
Rooch: I’ve got a great piece on the failings of Neil Craig.
Editor: Been done.
Rooch: I’ve got a piece called “Neal Craig – Most coaches go gray but I lose teeth?”
Editor: Interesting but we have already done 2562 Crow articles compared to 43 for Port Adelaide.
Rooch: I’ve got a great piece on the tyranny that surrounded Port Adelaide’s bid to join the AFL.
Editor: Been done.
Rooch: I have got my end of year report cards for Port Adelaide and Adelaide.
Editor: The season is not finished yet so they will need to wait. Have you got anything new?
Rooch: Well my research has been held up a bit this week.
Editor: How?
Rooch: Well when I go to the BigFooty website for my articles, it says that due to its popularity I will need to wait and try again later.
Editor: Well here Rooch, I’ve got the site up here on my laptop.
Rooch: Ah excellent, cut, paste and edit, and my job is done.