I bought my own burger last night Judge
And all the free tomato sauce portions that you can ever want.
Why did I wait so long?
@ Chasing the Dream, one benefit of being a Gabba member not yet spoken about is that you can enter/walk through the plebeian sections of the Gabba dispensing free sauce and wisdom to the unwashed at will whilst they are (literally) turned away at our gate!
Alternatively, of course, you can fill your pockets with free sauce and sell them to the masses at a discounted price.....