Autopsy Autopsy. Just stop the game Gil. These fools are criminals.

[Kangaroos techno]

Hipwood has more space than buzz lightyear. To infinity and beyond you arseholes.

Half our squad are dead set criminals. Frauds. Stealing money whilst pretending to be AFL footballers. These men are dead food. ******* CRIMINALS!!!

I'd rather go to dubai with a full case of cannabis than watch this team play like this. I'm seething. I AM SO ANGRY RIGHT NOW. During Ramadan too. Oh my lord. Why do you always do this s**t to me?!

End the game Gil. Just end it now.

 

[Ligma]

NO BONAR NO NORTH!!

 

[Ischenko]

Never as good or as bad as it seems. But not a good day. Chom, Stevo, Phillips and Sheezel good.

Backline as bad as the midfield. Morons will blame Turner etc but this is structural. We know Clarko is a better teacher than Noble. These guys have a lot to learn.

 

[Devington]

We're playing a risky gameplan. Rely on midfield riches, defenders position aggressively. It's won us games this year, it's lost us games too.
LDU down (looking hampered from his calf still?), Jy out, Logue + Bmac + the rest never had synergy in pre season. It's a recipe for, well, today. Arguably clarko should have pulled the trigger on going man on man once it became clear we weren't going to break even or better in the middle. I assume he had his reasons not to, presser will be interesting.

Chom improved again this week, Sleevo looking damn fine when given a sniff. Howe actually OK. JZ best of the defenders by some distance IMO.

Credit to Brisbane, some frantic pressure and they kicked long at will, unlike us who defaulted to the handball (which is always a good option against a frenetic team).

 

[Disco Dew]

Morons will blame Turner

I’m not gonna blame turner, this is a team effort but * me. 5 touches. Zero tackles, 6 pressure acts….

 

[Chadwiko]

Well, that sucked.

At the risk of being labelled a Noble defender, can we please now collectively admit that it wasn't JUST coaching that was the issue? This list is full of plodders, plain and simple.

Our recruiting department has done an extremely poor job over the last decade, and it's showing.
If we look at the entire list who played today, and use a simple Pass/Fail grading system today (and I'll be generous), it really paints the picture:

PASS
Comben
Stephenson
Phillips
Sheezel
Simpkin*
Greenwood*
Howe
Shiels

FAIL
Corr
Cunnington
LDU
Goldstein
Larkey
Logue
McDonald
Scott
Taylor
Turner
Ziebell
Tucker
Zurhaar

That isn't to say everyone in the 'pass' category is the future, and everyone in the 'fail' category is clogging up our list, obviously. But it's a huge problem that when one or two key players have below-average games (by their own standards) like LDU had today, that the impact is so significant. We rely on too few to do too much.

 

[Liam Boy]

A lot of people don't seem to be aware that Brisbane are uh, a good side that's been growing their core together for like 5 years with a very good gameplan, and particularly a really good forward line. The absolute meltdowns on here have been hilarious, of course a backline consisting of like 3 new recruits and a guy who's been out injured for a month didn't hold up too well. It's partly structural but they do this to better sides than us

 

[Rod Stroker]

42 scoring shots to 17. That could have been a lot worse.

So many issues, hard to know where to start

 

[Val Keating]

30 something marks inside 50 to our 6 or 7

 

[Dirty_11]

116 points from turnover. Lol.

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[Ischenko]

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I’m not gonna blame turner, this is a team effort but * me. 5 touches. Zero tackles, 6 pressure acts….

Set up a couple of goals, contested hard, played his role. STRUCTURAL ISSUES. I’d drop the captain and McKay before him.

 

[ToxicMegaPunts]

Game plan:

 

[Shermanator]

Never as good or as bad as it seems. But not a good day. Chom, Stevo, Phillips and Sheezel good.

Backline as bad as the midfield. Morons will blame Turner etc but this is structural. We know Clarko is a better teacher than Noble. These guys have a lot to learn.

Its *in terrible.

You’re right though, Chom, Stevo, Will and Sheezus are the only ones who get an automatic game next week, the rest can fight it out in a UFC cage for a magnet on the board.

 

[scottywiper]

I see little hope. We're in disarray.

 

[Disco Dew]

Improved on last years effort. Lol

 

[Woolly Mammoth]

Second time we have been absolutely carved up by a Clarko protege this season

 

[DEVO]

Massive step backwards today, defense every bit as bad as last year.

Still a massive amount of work to do before we can compete with the best teams.

Not many positives, but Comben was the obvious one, the only forward who showed desperation and attacked the ball.

 

[Roos92]

116 points from turnover is embarassing. Handed to them on a silver platter- daniher and hipwood dont like body contact and they got exactly the game they wanted.
Bad play and bad coaching all round. One to reflect on and move on from asap.

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[Val Keating]

A lot of people don't seem to be aware that Brisbane are uh, a good side that's been growing their core together for like 5 years with a very good gameplan, and particularly a really good forward line. The absolute meltdowns on here have been hilarious, of course a backline consisting of like 3 new recruits and a guy who's been out injured for a month didn't hold up too well. It's partly structural but they do this to better sides than us

For mine the most annoying thing is that we’ve been so good in the middle this year but we got absolutely belted in there today.

 

[SammyRoo]

Nothing worth Gathering around that one !

Poor across all lines today

 

[koshari]

our defensive structure,

 

[BigRedRoo]

Can we please employ someone to teach the player how to take the arm in the tackle????????

Time after time we tackle and they just handpass the ball away.

 

[Moti]

No speed will continue to limit our ceiling. Just can't compete in the modern game without it.

 

[amaz199]

Over 100 points in turnovers.

 

[Disco Dew]

Set up a couple of goals, contested hard, played his role. STRUCTURAL ISSUES. I’d drop the captain and McKay before him.

McKay probably should’ve returned through the vfl.
Captain definitely needs to be dropped.