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beez rejects claims he is unfit
By Mike Rotch
beez (left, centre, right and everywhere in between) today turned down claims that he was unfit
Baghdad Bombers captain beez today brushed aside ruours that he was unfit to play SFA football, and that it was setting a negative tone around the club.
The reigning premiers sit fourth on the ladder, seemingly yet to recapture their hot late-season form that saw them topple any challenge in their way on their mission for another premiership.
beez's form has taken a turn for the worse; despite being best on ground in Round 1, he is yet to have the same impact on matches that he consistently displayed throughout the most recent State of Origin series, which he tore to shreds.
"I'm not fat, no," beez responded to the allegations. "It's mostly a combination of Hugeus Boneitis - an uncommon yet unharmful syndrome - and often I do sneak a few green pineapples amongst other things under my jumper when I go out to train or play.
"It doesn't set a negative attitude; it may smell like my own body odour but the boys sure do love the now not-so-fresh pineapple I bring to the yard."
When asked if it slows his team's performance, beez hit back: "You don't know what I can fit in here," as he pointed to his flabby gut. "Energy drinks, green pineapple, Slurpees, you name it. Anything but bananas - that could be awkward - or Choc Ripple biscuits, their rough edges give me more rashes." He then proceeded to drool, and stuck his hand deep down his pants.
"Basically, I'm trying to do whatever I can to benefit my team's overall performance, even if that means I have to sacrifice part of my game." One reporter then s******ed in the background as he proclaimed that the part of his game to be sacrificed was his grammar correction as his hands and mouth were already preoccupied with all of the food, much to this awesome journalist's amusement.
As the Bombers push for premiership contention, it will be very interesting to see how this plays out.
These dedicated Baghdad members are dearly anticipating a standout game from beez.
ThePuppetMaster (left) and Gee Dub (right) privately wonder why that pineapple didn't taste so good, unaware of beez (centre) listening on
By Mike Rotch
beez (left, centre, right and everywhere in between) today turned down claims that he was unfit
Baghdad Bombers captain beez today brushed aside ruours that he was unfit to play SFA football, and that it was setting a negative tone around the club.
The reigning premiers sit fourth on the ladder, seemingly yet to recapture their hot late-season form that saw them topple any challenge in their way on their mission for another premiership.
beez's form has taken a turn for the worse; despite being best on ground in Round 1, he is yet to have the same impact on matches that he consistently displayed throughout the most recent State of Origin series, which he tore to shreds.
"I'm not fat, no," beez responded to the allegations. "It's mostly a combination of Hugeus Boneitis - an uncommon yet unharmful syndrome - and often I do sneak a few green pineapples amongst other things under my jumper when I go out to train or play.
"It doesn't set a negative attitude; it may smell like my own body odour but the boys sure do love the now not-so-fresh pineapple I bring to the yard."
When asked if it slows his team's performance, beez hit back: "You don't know what I can fit in here," as he pointed to his flabby gut. "Energy drinks, green pineapple, Slurpees, you name it. Anything but bananas - that could be awkward - or Choc Ripple biscuits, their rough edges give me more rashes." He then proceeded to drool, and stuck his hand deep down his pants.
"Basically, I'm trying to do whatever I can to benefit my team's overall performance, even if that means I have to sacrifice part of my game." One reporter then s******ed in the background as he proclaimed that the part of his game to be sacrificed was his grammar correction as his hands and mouth were already preoccupied with all of the food, much to this awesome journalist's amusement.
As the Bombers push for premiership contention, it will be very interesting to see how this plays out.
These dedicated Baghdad members are dearly anticipating a standout game from beez.
ThePuppetMaster (left) and Gee Dub (right) privately wonder why that pineapple didn't taste so good, unaware of beez (centre) listening on
