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No premiership points after round 1? Defense off to a shaky start
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No premiership? Qareer off to a shaky start.No premiership points after round 1? Defense off to a shaky start
Oh I was an honorary GumbyNo premiership? Qareer off to a shaky start.
Could be an actual Gumby if you weren't so scared of success.Oh I was an honorary Gumby
Don’t check that
Could be an actual Gumby if you weren't so scared of success.
I'm so sorry, dear wiz.New club, new goals this year is the year! At least that’s what I put on my vision board
I'm so sorry, dear wiz.
Our wins are a mere formality.Uh, we have (1) wins. How many do you currently have?
I'll be eligible for the HOF in 9 games. I look forward to what Falconista puts through to the committee in round 10
GUM SENIORS Vs LVB SENIORS
GUM 4 4 6 4 6 4 8 6 54
LVB 0 3 3 6 7 13 11 16 82
GUM HO K M H T FF FA G B Dt LVB HO K M H T FF FA G B Dt
CatToTheFu 0 4 1 2 1 0 1 0 0 20 Test Tickl 3 1 1 2 0 0 1 0 0 10
Jeremias 0 8 1 4 0 0 1 0 0 32 JoshWooden 0 5 3 3 0 0 1 0 0 27
Aucklander 0 7 1 3 1 0 0 0 0 34 kane249 0 0 0 1 0 0 1 0 0 -1
NSWCROW 0 5 3 6 1 0 1 0 0 37 Dingster 0 8 5 2 0 1 1 0 0 41
Falconista 0 7 4 5 0 1 1 0 0 41 Chipmunk 0 5 5 5 1 0 0 0 0 44
DinoSoar 0 2 1 3 1 0 0 0 0 19 RonnieRave 0 5 3 4 0 0 0 1 0 38
Brick Loos 0 8 3 3 1 1 1 0 0 41 Matera92 0 8 3 5 0 1 0 0 0 44
Dory_77 0 5 1 6 0 0 0 1 0 36 Senor M 0 3 0 3 0 0 1 0 0 12
beez 0 4 3 6 0 0 4 2 0 33 Art Vandel 0 7 3 6 0 0 0 0 1 43
ossie_21 0 4 3 5 1 0 1 0 1 33 Shadow Man 0 4 2 5 2 0 0 0 1 37
Mop 0 4 0 4 0 0 0 0 1 21 JoseMourin 0 5 1 5 0 0 1 1 1 32
Barrybran 0 4 3 2 1 1 1 0 1 28 Electronic 0 7 4 9 0 0 0 1 1 58
GWS Goose 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 Jezmiester 0 6 4 0 2 1 0 2 4 55
rye 0 5 0 0 0 2 0 3 2 37 Cap 0 7 1 0 2 0 0 4 3 59
HotPiesWit 0 1 1 0 0 0 1 1 0 9 MWPP 0 3 0 1 0 1 0 1 2 20
cats_09 9 11 0 9 3 2 0 0 0 74 RookiePick 6 6 0 7 4 3 1 0 2 56
StFly 0 6 0 4 4 1 2 0 0 37 Millky95 0 8 0 8 3 3 1 1 0 58
nobbyiscoo 0 4 0 4 6 1 0 1 0 51 Tandy 0 9 0 6 4 3 0 0 1 59
Chat Pile 0 1 0 1 1 0 0 0 1 10 Tommycash 0 2 0 4 1 0 0 0 0 18
BlueE 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 tony 0 2 7 8 0 1 1 0 0 41
TIME ON GROUND
BlueE 0 (On) 30.43 (Off) Total : 31%
Jeremias 0 (On) Total : 100%
Aucklander 0 (On) Total : 100%
NSWCROW 0 (On) Total : 100%
Falconista 0 (On) Total : 100%
DinoSoar 0 (On) Total : 100%
Brick Loosener 0 (On) Total : 100%
Dory_77 0 (On) Total : 100%
beez 0 (On) Total : 100%
ossie_21 0 (On) Total : 100%
Mop 0 (On) Total : 100%
Barrybran 0 (On) Total : 100%
Chat Pile 0 (On) 52.17 (Off) Total : 52%
rye 0 (On) Total : 100%
HotPiesWithSauce 0 (On) Total : 100%
cats_09 0 (On) Total : 100%
GWS Goose 0 (On) 6.26 (Off) 52.17 (On) Total : 54%
nobbyiscool 0 (On) Total : 100%
StFly 0 (Off) 6.26 (On) Total : 92%
CatToTheFuture 0 (Off) 30.43 (On) Total : 68%
MATCH-UPS :
- While the match-up was a bit of a side-show, it could be argued that Brick Loosener had the better game against Art Vandelay_ - although there was very little in it. - 95m from 1 to 96.
- In a solid performance, Jezmiester40 won the bout with Aucklander. - 88m from 5 to 93.
- In a comparatively small-fry arm wrestle, Dingster and Barrybran were hard to separate - though Dingster was slightly more effective. - 91m from 7 to 98.
- Neither having much reason to brag, BlueE and MWPP were evenly matched. - 0m from 4 to 4.
- In what became a bit of a clinic, Cap gave Jeremias a hiding. - 90m from 4 to 94.
- While overall a quiet day for both players, I'm not sure that what CatToTheFuture did to MWPP should be entirely legal. - 46m from 43 to 89.
- Spending most of the game pushing and shoving each other, Tommycash and Chat Pile were evenly matched. - 33m from 3 to 36.
- Regardless that this wasn't a huge game for either player, Chipmunk exposed Mop's frailties. - 94m from 2 to 96.
- In quite a tussle, Shadow Man had the better of DinoSoar. - 78m from 5 to 83.
- In a comparatively small-fry arm wrestle, RonnieRaven beat Dory_77 today - but not by much. - 60m from 1 to 61.
- Spending most of the game pushing and shoving each other, not much between Senor M and Dory_77 - the former was probably a smidgeon better. - 29m from 66 to 95.
- In a solid performance, Electronic_Renaissance won the bout with NSWCROW. - 88m from 0 to 88.
- While the match-up was a bit of a side-show, Falconista did well against JoseMourinho. - 80m from 15 to 95.
- Neither having much reason to brag, kane249 came out tops over the brave GWS Goose. - 0m from 97 to 97.
- Neither having much reason to brag, Millky95 did well against GWS Goose. - 6m from 0 to 6.
- Neither having much reason to brag, RookiePick came out tops over the brave HotPiesWithSauce. - 10m from 9 to 19.
- In what was a very slow day for both, Test Tickle had HotPiesWithSauce's measure. - 8m from 27 to 35.
- In a comparatively small-fry arm wrestle, rye and JoshWoodenSpoon were evenly matched. - 96m from 3 to 99.
- In a comparatively small-fry arm wrestle, beez did very well against Matera92. - 95m from 0 to 95.
- In an epic battle, Millky95 did well against StFly. - 94m from 6 to 100.
- In an epic battle, tony had the better of ossie_21. - 95m from 2 to 97.
- Neither having much reason to brag, ossie_21 and RonnieRaven had an epic contest. - 1m from 98 to 99.
- In an epic battle, RookiePick beat cats_09 today - but not by much. - 71m from 29 to 100.
- While not all all one-way, Tandy came out tops over the brave nobbyiscool. - 96m from 0 to 96.
- In a comparatively small-fry arm wrestle, cats_09 did well against Test Tickle. - 50m from 0 to 50.
6 disposals and I'm pretty certain I was brought on early. I am well hungover.View attachment 1904125
We burst out of the blocks in our first match of season 36, jumping to a 5 goal lead in the second quarter putting to rest fears of a premiership hangover. Or did we? From there, we were dominated in all facets by the Bears who were fantastic running out big winners. rye did their job in their 50th with 3.2 from full forward with nobbyiscool and cats_09 also doing their best in the tough conditions. It was a struggle for the rest of us though- welcome to the sim DinoSoar!
Match Stats:Rich (BB code):GUM SENIORS Vs LVB SENIORS GUM 4 4 6 4 6 4 8 6 54 LVB 0 3 3 6 7 13 11 16 82 GUM HO K M H T FF FA G B Dt LVB HO K M H T FF FA G B Dt CatToTheFu 0 4 1 2 1 0 1 0 0 20 Test Tickl 3 1 1 2 0 0 1 0 0 10 Jeremias 0 8 1 4 0 0 1 0 0 32 JoshWooden 0 5 3 3 0 0 1 0 0 27 Aucklander 0 7 1 3 1 0 0 0 0 34 kane249 0 0 0 1 0 0 1 0 0 -1 NSWCROW 0 5 3 6 1 0 1 0 0 37 Dingster 0 8 5 2 0 1 1 0 0 41 Falconista 0 7 4 5 0 1 1 0 0 41 Chipmunk 0 5 5 5 1 0 0 0 0 44 DinoSoar 0 2 1 3 1 0 0 0 0 19 RonnieRave 0 5 3 4 0 0 0 1 0 38 Brick Loos 0 8 3 3 1 1 1 0 0 41 Matera92 0 8 3 5 0 1 0 0 0 44 Dory_77 0 5 1 6 0 0 0 1 0 36 Senor M 0 3 0 3 0 0 1 0 0 12 beez 0 4 3 6 0 0 4 2 0 33 Art Vandel 0 7 3 6 0 0 0 0 1 43 ossie_21 0 4 3 5 1 0 1 0 1 33 Shadow Man 0 4 2 5 2 0 0 0 1 37 Mop 0 4 0 4 0 0 0 0 1 21 JoseMourin 0 5 1 5 0 0 1 1 1 32 Barrybran 0 4 3 2 1 1 1 0 1 28 Electronic 0 7 4 9 0 0 0 1 1 58 GWS Goose 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 Jezmiester 0 6 4 0 2 1 0 2 4 55 rye 0 5 0 0 0 2 0 3 2 37 Cap 0 7 1 0 2 0 0 4 3 59 HotPiesWit 0 1 1 0 0 0 1 1 0 9 MWPP 0 3 0 1 0 1 0 1 2 20 cats_09 9 11 0 9 3 2 0 0 0 74 RookiePick 6 6 0 7 4 3 1 0 2 56 StFly 0 6 0 4 4 1 2 0 0 37 Millky95 0 8 0 8 3 3 1 1 0 58 nobbyiscoo 0 4 0 4 6 1 0 1 0 51 Tandy 0 9 0 6 4 3 0 0 1 59 Chat Pile 0 1 0 1 1 0 0 0 1 10 Tommycash 0 2 0 4 1 0 0 0 0 18 BlueE 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 tony 0 2 7 8 0 1 1 0 0 41 TIME ON GROUND BlueE 0 (On) 30.43 (Off) Total : 31% Jeremias 0 (On) Total : 100% Aucklander 0 (On) Total : 100% NSWCROW 0 (On) Total : 100% Falconista 0 (On) Total : 100% DinoSoar 0 (On) Total : 100% Brick Loosener 0 (On) Total : 100% Dory_77 0 (On) Total : 100% beez 0 (On) Total : 100% ossie_21 0 (On) Total : 100% Mop 0 (On) Total : 100% Barrybran 0 (On) Total : 100% Chat Pile 0 (On) 52.17 (Off) Total : 52% rye 0 (On) Total : 100% HotPiesWithSauce 0 (On) Total : 100% cats_09 0 (On) Total : 100% GWS Goose 0 (On) 6.26 (Off) 52.17 (On) Total : 54% nobbyiscool 0 (On) Total : 100% StFly 0 (Off) 6.26 (On) Total : 92% CatToTheFuture 0 (Off) 30.43 (On) Total : 68% MATCH-UPS :
- While the match-up was a bit of a side-show, it could be argued that Brick Loosener had the better game against Art Vandelay_ - although there was very little in it. - 95m from 1 to 96.
- In a solid performance, Jezmiester40 won the bout with Aucklander. - 88m from 5 to 93.
- In a comparatively small-fry arm wrestle, Dingster and Barrybran were hard to separate - though Dingster was slightly more effective. - 91m from 7 to 98.
- Neither having much reason to brag, BlueE and MWPP were evenly matched. - 0m from 4 to 4.
- In what became a bit of a clinic, Cap gave Jeremias a hiding. - 90m from 4 to 94.
- While overall a quiet day for both players, I'm not sure that what CatToTheFuture did to MWPP should be entirely legal. - 46m from 43 to 89.
- Spending most of the game pushing and shoving each other, Tommycash and Chat Pile were evenly matched. - 33m from 3 to 36.
- Regardless that this wasn't a huge game for either player, Chipmunk exposed Mop's frailties. - 94m from 2 to 96.
- In quite a tussle, Shadow Man had the better of DinoSoar. - 78m from 5 to 83.
- In a comparatively small-fry arm wrestle, RonnieRaven beat Dory_77 today - but not by much. - 60m from 1 to 61.
- Spending most of the game pushing and shoving each other, not much between Senor M and Dory_77 - the former was probably a smidgeon better. - 29m from 66 to 95.
- In a solid performance, Electronic_Renaissance won the bout with NSWCROW. - 88m from 0 to 88.
- While the match-up was a bit of a side-show, Falconista did well against JoseMourinho. - 80m from 15 to 95.
- Neither having much reason to brag, kane249 came out tops over the brave GWS Goose. - 0m from 97 to 97.
- Neither having much reason to brag, Millky95 did well against GWS Goose. - 6m from 0 to 6.
- Neither having much reason to brag, RookiePick came out tops over the brave HotPiesWithSauce. - 10m from 9 to 19.
- In what was a very slow day for both, Test Tickle had HotPiesWithSauce's measure. - 8m from 27 to 35.
- In a comparatively small-fry arm wrestle, rye and JoshWoodenSpoon were evenly matched. - 96m from 3 to 99.
- In a comparatively small-fry arm wrestle, beez did very well against Matera92. - 95m from 0 to 95.
- In an epic battle, Millky95 did well against StFly. - 94m from 6 to 100.
- In an epic battle, tony had the better of ossie_21. - 95m from 2 to 97.
- Neither having much reason to brag, ossie_21 and RonnieRaven had an epic contest. - 1m from 98 to 99.
- In an epic battle, RookiePick beat cats_09 today - but not by much. - 71m from 29 to 100.
- While not all all one-way, Tandy came out tops over the brave nobbyiscool. - 96m from 0 to 96.
- In a comparatively small-fry arm wrestle, cats_09 did well against Test Tickle. - 50m from 0 to 50.
Season Stats:
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Posting Stats:
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Hopefully we can pull in a few more contributors next week. 12 is ok, but 15/16 would be lovely.
Ladder and next up:
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Well, the only way is up! Round three is heritage round with us taking on the Furies. Please get involved with the match thread: LINK. Let's crack our first win and hopefully jump a few rungs on the ladder.
GWS Goose Chat Pile beez Barrybran Jeremias Tigerlaird Mop NSWCROW BlueE bone2468 Aucklander Dory_77 rye saintkildaman StFly ossie_21 CatToTheFuture miggs nobbyiscool cats_09 HotPiesWithSauce Brick Loosener DinoSoar
FUR SENIORS Vs GUM SENIORS
FUR 4 2 6 5 10 8 14 10 94
GUM 4 2 8 4 13 6 19 7 121
FUR HO K M H T FF FA G B Dt GUM HO K M H T FF FA G B Dt
krided 0 3 2 4 0 0 0 0 0 23 BlueE 0 7 2 3 0 0 0 0 0 33
Chronz 0 6 5 6 0 0 2 0 0 39 Jeremias 0 2 1 5 0 1 1 0 0 17
JyeDye 0 5 2 2 0 0 0 0 0 25 Chat Pile 0 7 2 0 1 1 0 6 1 69
SplintWhis 0 9 6 3 0 0 0 0 0 51 StFly 0 4 4 3 0 0 0 0 0 30
James Colo 0 9 7 9 1 2 2 0 0 66 Falconista 0 4 1 7 1 0 0 0 0 33
omgfridge 0 6 9 5 0 1 2 0 0 50 DinoSoar 0 9 7 5 0 1 0 0 0 59
Edmund hun 0 9 6 5 1 1 3 2 0 63 Brick Loos 0 6 4 8 0 2 4 0 1 37
Frothies M 0 11 4 8 1 0 2 0 0 59 Dory_77 0 10 2 12 1 0 0 0 0 64
Frederico_ 0 14 3 9 3 1 2 1 2 84 beez 0 24 6 11 1 1 0 0 2 119
tigland 0 6 4 4 1 0 1 1 0 45 ossie_21 0 11 5 8 2 1 1 2 0 82
The Cryptk 0 5 4 6 0 0 0 1 2 47 Mop 0 8 6 13 1 1 3 0 2 66
Pickitt 0 10 5 5 0 0 0 1 0 61 Barrybran 0 7 6 6 2 1 0 1 0 66
rfctigerar 0 3 0 0 0 0 0 0 1 10 rye 0 3 1 0 0 0 0 3 0 30
ShaunDugga 0 4 0 0 1 1 1 3 1 33 Aucklander 0 4 3 1 0 0 1 4 0 44
Toump Ass 0 2 0 1 2 0 0 1 1 23 HotPiesWit 0 0 0 0 1 0 0 0 0 4
NaturalDis 13 7 0 6 4 0 2 3 1 75 cats_09 17 8 0 13 2 2 0 1 0 83
Feraligatr 0 0 0 3 0 0 0 0 0 6 GWS Goose 0 13 0 10 4 4 1 1 0 82
Shueygod 0 8 0 7 7 3 0 1 0 75 NSWCROW 0 4 1 1 4 0 1 0 1 31
crazywildh 0 14 0 8 5 5 1 0 2 82 nobbyiscoo 0 9 0 4 4 3 1 1 0 57
Rioli8217 0 1 2 2 0 0 0 0 0 13 CatToTheFu 0 5 1 3 1 0 1 0 0 25
GUM
BlueE 0 (On) Total : 100%
Jeremias 0 (On) Total : 100%
Aucklander 0 (On) 40.1 (Off) 59.46 (On) Total : 80%
NSWCROW 0 (On) 43.34 (Off) 75.34 (On) Total : 68%
Falconista 0 (On) Total : 100%
DinoSoar 0 (On) Total : 100%
Brick Loosener 0 (On) Total : 100%
Dory_77 0 (On) Total : 100%
beez 0 (On) Total : 100%
ossie_21 0 (On) Total : 100%
Mop 0 (On) Total : 100%
Barrybran 0 (On) Total : 100%
rye 0 (On) Total : 100%
Chat Pile 0 (On) 59.46 (Off) 90.47 (On) Total : 69%
HotPiesWithSauce 0 (On) Total : 100%
cats_09 0 (On) Total : 100%
GWS Goose 0 (On) Total : 100%
nobbyiscool 0 (On) 75.34 (Off) Total : 75%
StFly 0 (Off) 43.34 (On) Total : 56%
CatToTheFuture 0 (Off) 40.1 (On) 90.47 (Off) Total : 49%
MATCH-UPS :
- In a solid performance, Aucklander won the bout with Chronz. - 36m from 62 to 98.
- In what was a very slow day for both, Aucklander won the bout with JyeDye. - 0m from 7 to 7.
- In what was a very slow day for both, Aucklander had rfctigerarmy's measure. - 2m from 29 to 31.
- In a resume-material performance, Barrybran was easily the winner in the clash with SplintWhisky. - 99m from 0 to 99.
- In a comparatively small-fry arm wrestle, it could be argued that Toump Ass had the better game against BlueE - although there was very little in it. - 49m from 7 to 56.
- Bordering on a training run, Frederico_WA gave Brick Loosener a lesson. - 100m from 0 to 100.
- Neither getting, near the ball much, CatToTheFuture did a demolition job on rfctigerarmy. - 45m from 44 to 89.
- In what became a bit of a clinic, Chat Pile massacred Chronz. - 42m from 10 to 52.
- In a comparatively small-fry arm wrestle, DinoSoar did well against The Cryptkeeper. - 31m from 8 to 39.
- While the match-up was a bit of a side-show, tigland did well against DinoSoar. - 55m from 42 to 97.
- Toe to toe throughout, Frothies Mcveigh either broke even with Dory_77 or vaguely bested him - it was hard to tell. - 99m from 0 to 99.
- In a resume-material performance, beez won the bout with Edmund hunt. - 97m from 0 to 97.
- Neither getting, near the ball much, Falconista gave Feraligatr a bit of a touch-up. - 20m from 4 to 24.
- Spending most of the game pushing and shoving each other, Falconista did well against JyeDye. - 1m from 41 to 42.
- While both players struggled to make an impact, The Cryptkeeper was slightly more polished than Falconista. - 51m from 44 to 95.
- Neither having much reason to brag, Falconista and tigland were hard to separate - though Falconista was slightly more effective. - 2m from 28 to 30.
- Neither having much reason to brag, GWS Goose had the better of Feraligatr. - 0m from 98 to 98.
- Neither having much reason to brag, Feraligatr was slightly more polished than rye. - 13m from 32 to 45.
- In an epic battle, crazywildhorse did very well against GWS Goose. - 96m from 1 to 97.
- Regardless that this wasn't a huge game for either player, krided had HotPiesWithSauce's measure. - 27m from 63 to 90.
- Neither getting, near the ball much, Rioli8217 gave HotPiesWithSauce a bath. - 33m from 1 to 34.
- Toe to toe throughout, it could be argued that James Colorado had the better game against Mop - although there was very little in it. - 95m from 4 to 99.
- While the match-up was a bit of a side-show, it could be argued that Jeremias had the better game against ShaunDuggan - although there was very little in it. - 81m from 8 to 89.
- In a bit of an exhibition, JyeDye's bum will be a bit sore after having it solidly kicked by rye. - 71m from 19 to 90.
- While not all all one-way, cats_09 came out tops over the brave NaturalDisaster. - 100m from 0 to 100.
- While both players struggled to make an impact, Pickitt and NSWCROW had an epic contest. - 38m from 4 to 42.
- In an enthralling contest, Shueygod came out tops over the brave NSWCROW. - 20m from 79 to 99.
- While not all all one-way, ossie_21 had the better of omgfridge. - 97m from 1 to 98.
- While not all all one-way, Pickitt and StFly were well-matched - there was no victor. - 42m from 45 to 87.
- In what was a very slow day for both, rfctigerarmy was easily the winner in the clash with rye. - 6m from 5 to 11.
- In a resume-material performance, nobbyiscool had Shueygod's measure. - 75m from 0 to 75.
I’m still drinking by looks of things not even on the team sheet
The greatest player of all time?Also I reckon nobbyiscool is going to become everything Goose wants to be.
What's Barrybran got to do with this?
Ask him for chocolate buying tips.I'm really glad rye is on our team but the petty little goblin inside me wishes he would * off so I could dominate. Bloke does everything I do just a littttle bit better.
anyone know if there's a mid-season draft...
Thanks mate, glad to come back to Gumbania, my true home really... feels like forever and I've missed every moment of it. Big season ahead for the team and I'm looking forward to every weekend (might even make some more posts???)View attachment 1910347
Welcome back Super! Great to have you back in the double blue.
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I've given you number 73 as you were in your previous stint with us. Hit me up if you want a different number.