Jobeism

[sosos]

"Pick up your socks and start getting dirty."

 

[Mr Ripper]

Callan Ward

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Callan Ward

Age

34

Ht

187cm

Wt

83kg

Pos.

Mid

Career

Season

Last 5

D

22.8

5star

K

11.2

4star

HB

11.5

5star

M

3.8

4star

T

4.3

5star

CL

5.4

5star

D

17.8

4star

K

9.0

4star

HB

8.8

4star

M

2.3

2star

T

2.3

3star

CL

3.3

4star

D

10.0

3star

K

4.4

2star

HB

5.6

4star

M

3.0

3star

T

1.8

4star

went to “a new club that wasn’t in a football code”.

 

[3rd Grade Maggy]

Dude just lost his s**t and started giggling about the plugger pig. First time I've ever liked him.

 

[1989]

"Pick up your socks and start getting dirty."

Came in here to post this. The whole long-winded assessment was horrendous.

 

[sosos]

Came in here to post this. The whole long-winded assessment was horrendous.

I think it is shrine worthy. We've needed to start preparing a successor to Robbo aka TGO since his recent health scares. I offer you Jobe aka TAO The Average One.

 

[1989]

I think it is shrine worthy. We've needed to start preparing a successor to Robbo aka TGO since his recent health scares. I offer you Jobe aka TAO The Average One.

It is shrine worthy. It is also seriously embarrassing and as humorous as it can be, it's insulting to fans that we have to put up with it, especially during finals.

 

[Cleavy]

I think it is shrine worthy. We've needed to start preparing a successor to Robbo aka TGO since his recent health scares. I offer you Jobe aka TAO The Average One.

there's only one Robbo/TGO. Accept no imitations, you blasphemer and heathen!

 

[sosos]

there's only one Robbo/TGO. Accept no imitations, you blasphemer and heathen!

Completely agree. That's why he's TAO.

 

[Uncle_Leo]

“The previous 3 quarters don’t matter for Port now”

8 minutes later

“They are fighting against the Giants and the clock here”

I thought they were up as the previous 3 quarters didn’t matter

 

[1989]

“The previous 3 quarters don’t matter for Port now”

8 minutes later

“They are fighting against the Giants and the clock here”

I thought they were up as the previous 3 quarters didn’t matter

Yeah, but that's their standus operatus.

 

[Spearman]

LOL I have been thinking that if you guys keep poking at JW you'll turn him into a folk hero of some kind. Some suit will notice the online activity, think it was a positive, and promote him to full time including being on every footy show panel out there. Soon he'll be winning awards like Russell and we'll be hearing his voice for games for decades to come.

 

[1989]

“Finals like atmosphere”.

 

[TheExtractorFactor]

“Finals like atmosphere”.

Unreal. Let’s get him on next week too so he can say ‘this is their grand final’.

 

[TheExtractorFactor]

Does he understand he’s mic’d up? He’s yelling and sounds like he has to get a message out before a bomb goes off.

 

[1989]

Any pass inside 50 today is 'lowered the eyes'.

 

[lumpinee]

hes unbearable,talks in circles,the message gets lost bc of too many words,its word lettuce,hes unique,i'll give him that

 

[Lensen]

Does he understand he’s mic’d up? He’s yelling and sounds like he has to get a message out before a bomb goes off.

he starts every sentence unsure where it's going to end and knows his default is to ramble for 20 seconds in a five second window, thus tries to hurry himself up. it's a pisser

 

[The King!]

Tim used to be quite good on the special comments , Jobe is not

 

[hawkman]

Jobe still managed to be better than Darcy

 

[Tandy]

I've never really taken too much notice of him but I can't believe how bad he is. Doesn't talk in complete sentences, talks way too loud and doesn't end up getting his opinion out. If ch7 are that keen to give him a job maybe one of the new ch7 footy shows where he has time to rehearse and has some type of script. I have heard him speak semi articulate in a few podcasts. Normal tone of voice when not screaming for no reason is not Daisy Pearce bad.

 

[SSSSSS]

Tim used to be quite good on the special comments , Jobe is not

Jobe is very special.

 

[hoddo22]

Wasn't he educated at a private school? Hardly a ringing endorsement.

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[Retzlaff]

Wasn't he educated at a private school? Hardly a ringing endorsement.

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He went to Xavier college. He says he had a private school-like education.

 

[Pistol Night]

Tim used to be quite good on the special comments , Jobe is not

Jobe said Tim has been "like a father figure" to him

 

[Pistol Night]

Tim used to be quite good on the special comments , Jobe is not