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3 Blondes were walking through the forest when they came across some tracks.
The first blonde said, "those are deer tracks".
The second blonde said "no they're not, they are elk tracks".
The third blonde said, "no you are both wrong, they are moose tracks".
They were still arguing when the train hit them...
The first blonde said, "those are deer tracks".
The second blonde said "no they're not, they are elk tracks".
The third blonde said, "no you are both wrong, they are moose tracks".
They were still arguing when the train hit them...
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A blonde chick was speeding along the Gt Ocean Rd when a blonde policewoman pulled her over. The Blonde policewoman asked to see the Blonde chicks drivers licence, the driver replied "what does it look like?".. The Blonde policewoman answered "its small, square and has your picture on it".. The blonde driver rummages around in her handbag for a couple of minutes and pulls out a makeup mirror and hands it to the blonde policewoman, the policewoman looks at it then hands it back, "you can go, I didn't realise you were a police officer"..
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Surely this thread and the Ashes thread could be combined ...
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Well, a nanna blanket thread brought me over here, so here is one of my top two favourite jokes.
A Japanese tourist rocks up in Sydney and is looking forward to spending some time seeing the sights and sounds that he has heard so much about. He goes to the FX counter and swaps 100,000 yen, and get back $1000 AUD.
He hits up a nice restaurant, has some fun and the casino, and ends up and the local strip joint.
The next day, he had so much fun that he wanted to do it all over again. He goes to the same FX place and swaps 100,000 yen again. This time he gets back $900.
He asks the guy at the counter, "yesterday i got 1000, now i only have 900. what happened?"
The worker responds, "sorry mate, that's just how things are."
"What??" the angry Japanese man says. "I had more yesterday, and now so much less?!"
"Hey, fluctuations."
".....Yeah?? Well, fluck you Australians too!"
A Japanese tourist rocks up in Sydney and is looking forward to spending some time seeing the sights and sounds that he has heard so much about. He goes to the FX counter and swaps 100,000 yen, and get back $1000 AUD.
He hits up a nice restaurant, has some fun and the casino, and ends up and the local strip joint.
The next day, he had so much fun that he wanted to do it all over again. He goes to the same FX place and swaps 100,000 yen again. This time he gets back $900.
He asks the guy at the counter, "yesterday i got 1000, now i only have 900. what happened?"
The worker responds, "sorry mate, that's just how things are."
"What??" the angry Japanese man says. "I had more yesterday, and now so much less?!"
"Hey, fluctuations."
".....Yeah?? Well, fluck you Australians too!"
