Kdca U17's

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Sam Dearing is the leagues worst keeper! Chucks the shits when he goes out, slurrs opposition when behind the stumps, bowls like davo on his way home from a night at the pub and desperately needs a haircut before the summer months roll in. All in all Stanhope wont win the flag unless Dearing gets a trim and becomes more disciplined.

P.S: I also hear Big Boy Bernie aint coaching this year, brenton will be dissapointed then, rumour had it him and bernie slept together after last years grand final piss up! Can you confirm this mullet man??

On another note Brad Robinson has been tearing up the turf at the bowling green! Good old horteculturalists. Haha.
P.S: He has a big dick and is trying to break his way into the A Grade team and join his beloved cricketing hero Scrapper( the kebab man with a hairy chest).
 
Red_Bull said:
Sam Dearing is the leagues worst keeper! Chucks the shits when he goes out, slurrs opposition when behind the stumps, bowls like davo on his way home from a night at the pub and desperately needs a haircut before the summer months roll in. All in all Stanhope wont win the flag unless Dearing gets a trim and becomes more disciplined.

P.S: I also hear Big Boy Bernie aint coaching this year, will be dissapointed then, rumour had it him and bernie slept together after last years grand final piss up! Can you confirm this mullet man??

On another note Brad Robinson has been tearing up the turf at the bowling green! Good old horteculturalists. Haha.
P.S: He has a big dick and is trying to break his way into the A Grade team and join his beloved cricketing hero Scrapper( the kebab man with a hairy chest).
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Whats the point of cricket without some sledging boys?
And wasnt that reggie wen bernie drove him home?
P.S: PATTEN NEEDS TOO HAVE A SHAVE!!
 
Red_Bull said:
Whats the point of cricket without some sledging boys?
And wasnt that reggie wen bernie drove him home?
P.S: PATTEN NEEDS TOO HAVE A SHAVE!!
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The point of cricket mullet man is to go out there in forty degree heat every saturday to get slapped around by the f#ckin hicks at ky who live and breathe cricket and when you get them out they crack em just as much as you do when you go out in tennis court cricket by your little brother who is still in primary school. haha! Then they end up making 1-4597967822 in the overs anyway.
 
sharpshoota said:
The point of cricket mullet man is to go out there in forty degree heat every saturday to get slapped around by the f#ckin hicks at ky who live and breathe cricket and when you get them out they crack em just as much as you do when you go out in tennis court cricket by your little brother who is still in primary school. haha! Then they end up making 1-4597967822 in the overs anyway.
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haha true about the ky boys taking it a bit too serious,, dunno what your on about mate,, never heard or played this tennis court cricket before..?
 
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