Lewis Johnston nickname poll

Lewis Johnston's nickname shall be

  • Flash

    Votes: 0 0.0%

  • Sideshow

    Votes: 0 0.0%

  • Stoney

    Votes: 0 0.0%
  • Total voters
    0

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Masey asked for it.... if you ask for it, it will come

this is the official lewis johnston nickname poll... it is final! :cool:

johnston will have one nickname and one nickname only

these are the 3 most popular names, if you don't like it suck s**t.... it's not going to change
 

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SOPH_CROSS said:
least my lou lou made sense
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Flash sounds cool, is indicative of talent, is the name of a superhero, and is one syllable.

Sideshow is two syllables, with an alternation of "s" and "sh", which will make it really hard to say when shouting frantically, especially after a few beers. It also has no connotations with skill, and in fact, Sideshow Bob is a bumbling failure for the most part. It screams lame-ness.
 
Sideshow Bob also has many arch enemies (there goes my garden rake collection..), is easily foiled, and only has a facade of success.

He is also a criminal and a fraud.

Flash = Fast, awesome, superhuman.

How many sentences is that?
 
What convinced me to vote for Bob/Sideshow was the possibility of Nathan Gordon appearing on our list in the future.

Nicknames need to be future proofed. :)
 
I'll be calling Nathan Nafan.

The possibilies of having -th- players :)

Yeah, but I could say we're going to get another Sideshow/Bob next year, even dreadlockier, crazier hair than Flash.

First in, first served. Works at even the most elementary levels (Maccas).
 
ssfc0203 said:
I'll be calling Nathan Nafan.

The possibilies of having -th- players :)

Yeah, but I could say we're going to get another Sideshow/Bob next year, even dreadlockier, crazier hair than Flash.

First in, first served. Works at even the most elementary levels (Maccas).
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Then we call him Cecil/Niles. :D
 
bloodstainedangel5 said:
Flash sounds cool, is indicative of talent, is the name of a superhero, and is one syllable.
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Flash is so generic, you could apply it to any of the players, why Johnston?

Flash Hannebery. Flash Pyke. Flash Coney. Flash Roberts-Thomson....

Not to mention that Flash is the obvious nickname for Nathan Gordon. Flash Gordon - ever heard of him?

Whereas Sideshow is unique and it is clear why is applies to Johnston (unless you're a troglodyte).

bloodstainedangel5 said:
Flash sounds cool, is indicative of talent, is the name of a superhero, and is one syllable.
Sideshow is two syllables, with an alternation of "s" and "sh", which will make it really hard to say when shouting frantically, especially after a few beers. It also has no connotations with skill, and in fact, Sideshow Bob is a bumbling failure for the most part. It screams lame-ness.
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It's better than Terwilliger that's for sure :D

ssfc0203 said:
Sideshow Bob also has many arch enemies (there goes my garden rake collection..), is easily foiled, and only has a facade of success.

He is also a criminal and a fraud.

Flash = Fast, awesome, superhuman.

How many sentences is that?
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Grammar was never one of my strong points, but I believe that is not a sentence.
 
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