What the heck? Oh Wayne ... snortle

[kozi]

Further proof the toilets are his favourite place

 

[Orange Agent]

Those blister packets are such a pain the ass. Crushing your meds FTW.

 

[Magma]

did he also has his anti inflam spoon

 

[Checkered]

Can’t wait for wife beating Wayne to **** off

 

[snozulu]

Ahh the old crushed up anti-inflammatory drugs excuse

I wish i used that at school instead of my dog ate my homework

 

[Shifty1]

Not sure how much there was but would security call the cops on regular Joe/Jane?

 

[SBYM]

I wish i used that at school instead of my dog ate my homework

I remember when mum used to bust me with ciggies...

'I'm just holding them for <insert friend's name here>.'

 

[Sheezel2Wardlaw]

 

[Descent]

I believe him. Crown Casino banned me for 5 years when I accidentally spilled my bag of dried oregano all over the blackjack table.

 

[Farang83150]

Wayne's the real victim, the footy world needs to get their arms around Wayne and make sure Wayne's ok, life hasn't been easy for Wayne so spare a thought for Wayne.

 

[Wosh]

 

[Lia]

Wizz Fizz was for kids I thought?

 

[mouncey2franklin]

Slow news day?

 

[Shane Heard]

Pain killer power? Not beyond the realms of belief.

Probably OxyContin though…you know, the good stuff.

 

[Iskender Time]

Slow news day?

I know right. Nobody likes to read about AFL footballers.

 

[yyou]

Oops, wrong dealer

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[Dead Eye Didak]

You know everytime l have a headache or migraine, l grab my nurofen, remove the packets of tablets from the box, pop all the tablets out from those packets into a bowl, crush all those tablets up, get myself a zip lock bag, pour all the crushed nurofen in there, and then put that bag into my pocket and head out.
So much easier then just taking a couple of tablets out and having with a glass of water, before heading out!!....

King D""k must think the public are a pack of morons....crushed anti inflammatory medication

 

[Free Agent]

How many second chances do footy players get. Carey should never of got a TV broadcast gig after his cocaine bender in LA that time where he beat his ex.

He is a dumb commentator anyhow. Bring some more commentary from outside the footy world. They end up being way better at it.

Unearth the next Clinton Gybras or Denis Cometti instead of these idiot footy players.

 

[00Stinger]

I believe him. Crown Casino banned me for 5 years when I accidentally spilled my bag of dried oregano all over the blackjack table.

I got 3 years for dropping my shitake mushrooms

 

[Vikingnz]

Super Hans doesn't likes this

Nah Super Hans has packed it all in. Had a sort of road to Damascus flash on the A22.

 

[teknodeejay]

I would have thought Wayne putting a Kmart plate on the table and asking if they could pop it in the microwave for a minute would have been a red flag.

 

[md20]

Bag of chalk to prevent blisters playing the pokies. Case dismissed.

Instead...he had to come up with that stupid excuse

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[teknodeejay]

Needs to wear Cargo pants. Best way to make sure your valuables don't fall out of your pockets. They kept me out of trouble

Or zip pockets. Do not unzip in crowded areas!

 

[FAIRANDBALANCED]

Apparently he told security it was an anti-inflammatory which he needs to reduce the pain in his nasal passage from his rampant cocaine use.

In a brilliant thread, this one is the winner. Gold.

 

[Shifty1]

Unearth the next Clinton Gybras

Mmmmm....