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Just missing my pillow and walkman

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LukeParkerno1 said:
Depends if the teacher was nice lol
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My italian teacher was hot. Heres a fun story

I spent the good part of 3 terms expertly drawing a cartoon in my social studies book. Each day i would meticulously draw two figures in various states of coitus. As you flicked through the pages the cartoon came to life. After working on this thing for 6 months i finally unveiled it in Year 8 Italian studies. It was my social studies teacher and my italian teacher having sex. There were rumours circulating of them getting it on. He managed to intercept the book as it was making the rounds. I was pulled out of class and taken to the principal with Him and his lover. They sat me down and suspended me for a few days. He requested my parents number to call them to pick me up and explain what id done. I gave them the local pizza shop number. That 3 days turned into a week. Was the greatest moment of my year 8 school year. I found out they threw the book out :( broke my heart
 

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Or there was the year 9 poetry competition which i entered. Students had a month to come up with something deep and moving to read out at assembly infront of the entire high school. I figured id been pretty well behaved for a few months so thought id stir things up and get a holiday. My turn came as i stood infront of about 300 school kids, parents and teachers all eagerly awaiting their kids turn.

It was then i shared my 4 line poem with them all

"mary had a little pig. That wouldnt stop its grunting. So i took it down the garden path. Kicked its little ___ in"

There was a deadly silence as everyone was shocked or couldnt quite believe what they heard.

That was another week off.
 
miggs said:
Or there was the year 9 poetry competition which i entered. Students had a month to come up with something deep and moving to read out at assembly infront of the entire high school. I figured id been pretty well behaved for a few months so thought id stir things up and get a holiday. My turn came as i stood infront of about 300 school kids, parents and teachers all eagerly awaiting their kids turn.

It was then i shared my 4 line poem with them all

"mary had a little pig. That wouldnt stop its grunting. So i took it down the garden path. Kicked its little ___ in"

There was a deadly silence as everyone was shocked or couldnt quite believe what they heard.

That was another week off.
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Hope your parents were there as it would have added to the experience!

Was it a good week off at least!
 
LukeParkerno1 said:
Hope you stayed out of the lets just say 'miggs special' section!
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Fast lane to malibu was the only porno they had. Plus it was softcore. My social studies book was more graphic than that.

Always pick the same movies

Little Rascals
The Witches
Sandlot Kids
Major Payne
Quick and the Dead
North
Various WWF PPV
 
miggs said:
Fast lane to malibu was the only porno they had. Plus it was softcore. My social studies book was more graphic than that.

Always pick the same movies

Little Rascals
The Witches
Sandlot Kids
Major Payne
Quick and the Dead
North
Various WWF PPV
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s**t movies
 

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