Pre-season "Groundhog Day" moments

[Deepthroat]

List them hear, one of my favourites has already appeared........

"Brent Stanton wins Essendon time trials"

 

[Quivorir]

"St Kilda player Sacked"

 

[SHAKESPEARE]

"St Kilda player Sacked"

Punxsutawney Milne has seen his shadow. 6 more decades of debauchery.

 

[Thuggee_Cult]

"St Kilda player Sacked"

No, that's St Kilda player charged

 

[boncer34]

List them hear, one of my favourites has already appeared........

"Brent Stanton wins Essendon time trials"

Probably should've led with something thats been said before in a groundhog day thread.

 

[Haso]

Posters furious about their/another team's fixture.

 

[Simba Moyo]

"Jonathon Brown for yet another facial reconstruction"

 

[LosBeatles]

Richmond are on the up and this is the year they will take the next step and make the finals

 

[Dazb86]

St Kilda player scandal involving girl.

Blues can win the flag.

 

[Wayne Arnold]

Andrew Walker wears a hat.

 

[Thuggee_Cult]

Can't believe "toughest preseason in years" hasn't got a mention yet...

 

[Big_Birdy]

Jarrad Waite set for breakout year

 

[fairdinkum]

'Bomber players praise hard-nosed strength coach'

 

[Suma Magic]

"All North players set PBs in first pre-season time trial."

"Chris Masten is training the house down."

"Team x has set a new record for highest altitude training environment, with premiership sure to follow."

 

[00Stinger]

Player in trouble for drinking

 

[LongBomb]

North's kids are training the house down.

 

[Wallaby]

"Woah! Player xxx has really bulked Up! Massive! Look at those Guns!"

 

[Gough]

St Kilda Football Club will make no further comment about this incident, as it is still the subject of a police investigation.

 

[Chewy]

"When Chekhov saw the long winter, he saw a winter bleak and dark and bereft of hope. Yet we know that winter is just another step in the cycle of life. But standing here among the people of Punxsutawney and basking in the warmth of their hearths and hearts, I couldn't imagine a better fate than a long and lustrous winter."

 

[Chewy]

Did he just call himself "The Talent" ?

(photographer whispering to journalist standing beside him)

 

[Richo83]

"When Chekhov saw the long winter, he saw a winter bleak and dark and bereft of hope. Yet we know that winter is just another step in the cycle of life. But standing here among the people of Punxsutawney and basking in the warmth of their hearths and hearts, I couldn't imagine a better fate than a long and lustrous winter."

And if you look closely at Neeld, you can hear him mumbling: "I've made a terrible mistake" over and over again, George Bluth style.