Banter RDT 173 - Stupid Americans think wrestling is real

[WCErevival]

If Charles was up to the level he would have forced her out with strong performances in the WAFL

Lizzy's turtle tackling was on point.

 

[Farang83150]

You probably wouldn't want Phil around at half time though

 

[Forward Press]

You probably wouldn't want Phil around at half time though

Prince Andrew volunteered for the AFL-W though.

 

[kane249]

Prince Andrew volunteered for the AFL-W under-18s though.

efa

 

[Forward Press]

Meanwhile on r/nba

 

[Barrybran]

Meanwhile on r/nba

This is better than 'the Queen didn't get to see Essendon win another final'

 

[Seadog]

Didn't the new King once say he wanted to be a tampon?

Yes, in one of his early periods.

 

[Forward Press]

Didn't the new King once say he wanted to be a tampon?

Yes, in one of his early periods.

Pun intended?

 

[Keys]

Pun intended?

Yes, but with strings attached

 

[Bender_]

This is all rather unsanitary.

 

[DanWCE]

 

[Miguel Sanchez]

Bloody hell

 

[Bender_]

Have any of you guys pay per viewed UFC through Kayo before?

 

[Ambrose Burnside]

They're talking about a day of mourning public holiday in two week's time. That lines up with the public holiday we already have in WA for the Queen's Birthday.

Keen for there to be a 4 day weekend instead.

 

[Forward Press]

From The Chaser (officially, and not Charles Firth's savagery so hence it is more diplomatic towards Lizzie):

Dear followers,
It is with great sadness that we write to you on this dark day for our nation. I think we will always remember the place we were when we heard the terrible, heart wrenching news that Charles is now officially King.

We understand that it will be a time of great struggle for many in the coming days, not least because of how many more thinkpieces by Peter Fitsimons we will have to endure. But rather than dwelling on the sorrow of losing the Queen, perhaps we should all take a moment to reflect on fonder memories of her reign, like how it helped us avoid having to put up with the insufferable Turnbull would have been if he became President.

It is hard to deny that the Queen has been one of the most beloved leaders we have seen in our lifetime. But given the competition is the likes of Scott Morrison, Trump, and Liz Truss, that probably isn't saying a whole lot.

It is important to remember though, she was not only a Queen, she was also a mother, and our thoughts are with all her descendants at this difficult time. And Prince Harry.

Its fair to say The Queen's reign wasn't always smooth. From the death of Diana, to the Dismissal, to the time her son accidentally trafficked teenagers across international borders for sex crimes and then had to be bailed out using millions in royal funds, the Queen has certainly has had her difficult days. But through it all, she remained a steady rock for the commemorative plate industry to rely on, and for that I think we can all be thankful.

And so it is we say farewell to Her Royal Highness, Queen Elizabeth II, defender of the faith, head of the Commonwealth, and the only world leader that didn't make you want to vomit on sight. May God rest her soul, and may God save all of us left to put up with her son.

The Chaser

 

[Dazzler9]

From The Chaser (officially, and not Charles Firth's savagery so hence it is more diplomatic towards Lizzie):

LOL -

"It is important to remember though, she was not only a Queen, she was also a mother, and our thoughts are with all her descendants at this difficult time. And Prince Harry."

 

[DanWCE]

Have any of you guys pay per viewed UFC through Kayo before?

Nope. Didn't know you could digitally. I thought Foxtel only had the satellite streaming rights to the UFC, or something along those lines.

 

[Bender_]

Nope. Didn't know you could digitally. I thought Foxtel only had the satellite streaming rights to the UFC, or something along those lines.

Hmmmm, will have to look more into it. However unlikely I'd love to see Diaz smash Khazmat's face in.

 

[DanWCE]

Hmmmm, will have to look more into it. However unlikely I'd love to see Diaz smash Khazmat's face in.

Pub?

 

[Bender_]

Pub?

I've worked about a dozen Sunday morning UFC shifts in a pub before - they're not something I'd be around by choice.

Will work something out.

 

[Bender_]

Watch UFC Pay-Per-View Events Live on Kayo

Stream every UFC Pay-Per-View event live with Main Event on Kayo Sports. No Kayo subscription required. Order now.

mainevent.kayosports.com.au

$55

 

[Mr Eagle]

Have any of you guys pay per viewed UFC through Kayo before?

And if so, why do you think you make so many bad choices in life?

 

[DanWCE]

I've worked about a dozen Sunday morning UFC shifts in a pub before - they're not something I'd be around by choice.

Will work something out.

Varsity usually show the fight if that's more your pace. Good beers. Hopefully a better crowd.

And yeah for $55 you want some mates coming around to chip in.

 

[squashface]

They're talking about a day of mourning public holiday in two week's time. That lines up with the public holiday we already have in WA for the Queen's Birthday.

Keen for there to be a 4 day weekend instead.

That would be a campaigner of a thing. I already have that day booked off for GF weekend

 

[squashface]

NO FOOTBALL yes yes I know