Banter RICHMOND VS ADELAIDE: FRIDAY NIGHT COOK OFF, MARIC TAKES ON HOT SAUCE

[Bachars Beard]

Jacobs > Maric

I know this is a banter thread , but we all know this isn't true

 

[Foley#41]

What's the time difference between Melbourne and Adelaide?

Spoiler

Feel free to add your favorite joke answer before they're gone forever: http://yoursay.sa.gov.au/yoursay/south-australia-s-time-zone

 

[Bachars Beard]

What's the time difference between Melbourne and Adelaide?

40 years.

 

[Helen Wheels]

Ren Rotten?

Johnny Rotten?

 

[I Lost My Keays]

Johnny Rotten?

Rohnny Jotten?

 

[Nostradumbass]

 

[Helen Wheels]

Rohnny Jotten?

Ronda Rousey?

 

[Boggle]

Dear [Insert name of opposition team here] supporters,

Your club, [Insert name of opposition team here], is a bunch of tossers. Your coach, [Insert name of opposition coach here], couldn't find his navel without a flashlight and a map, and your captain, [Insert name of opposition captain here], is the most incompetent leader not only in the AFL but in any sporting code.

As for your list, [Insert name of opposition full forward here] couldn't kick to save his life, [Insert name of opposition full back here] leads a backline that leaks like a sieve, and [Insert name of opposition B&F winner here] is a third rate, local league hack at best.

My prediction: Richmond by [Insert ridiculously large number here].

Seriously, you lot are so bad, I've resorted to using a form letter and can't be arsed filling in the details.

 

[Golumless]

Tex Walker is critical for this match. My question to Crow supporters, for you guys to get up, it would mean Tex needs to be comfortable and relaxed during the game, so the big question is, Does tex continue to use tampons or should he go wild and start wearing pads ??

I think he should recreate that Libyra ad (I think it was them) and just use the pads to look like Wolverine.

 

[Red mist]

Any Lawrence gifs a like.

 

[Red mist]

Ronda Rousey?

She brings some Clubber Lang! Paaaain!

 

[Red mist]

Only two days to go to our boards meltiest day of the week.

 

[Boggle]

Only two days to go to our boards meltiest day of the week.

The Port board has been melty for quite a while now. I go there to get warm.

 

[Red mist]

The Port board has been melty for quite a while now. I go there to get warm.

Best 12th position team Eva!!

 

[Michaels]

Richard Tambling > Buddy

only in his first 100 games, then it changed to Buddy > tambling

 

[I Lost My Keays]

Dear [Richmond] supporters,

Your club, [Richmond], is a bunch of tossers. Your coach, [Damien Hardwick], couldn't find his navel without a flashlight and a map, and your captain, [Trent Cotchin], is the most incompetent leader not only in the AFL but in any sporting code.

As for your list, [Jack Riewoldt] couldn't kick to save his life, [Troy Chaplin] leads a backline that leaks like a sieve, and [Alex Rance ] is a third rate, local league hack at best.

My prediction: Adelaide by [119 points].

Seriously, you lot are so bad, I've resorted to using a form letter and can't be arsed filling in the details.

 

[Boggle]

Dear [Richmond] supporters,

Your club, [Richmond], is a bunch of tossers. Your coach, [Damien Hardwick], couldn't find his navel without a flashlight and a map, and your captain, [Trent Cotchin], is the most incompetent leader not only in the AFL but in any sporting code.

As for your list, [Jack Riewoldt] couldn't kick to save his life, [Troy Chaplin] leads a backline that leaks like a sieve, and [Alex Rance ] is a third rate, local league hack at best.

My prediction: Adelaide by [119 points].

Seriously, you lot are so bad, I've resorted to using a form letter and can't be arsed filling in the details.

You do realize this was seriously predictable?

It's like giving Daniel Talia a football and waiting for him to handball it to the opposition. You just know it's coming...

 

[Boggle]

Dear [Richmond] supporters,

Your club, [Richmond], is a bunch of tossers. Your coach, [Damien Hardwick], couldn't find his navel without a flashlight and a map, and your captain, [Trent Cotchin], is the most incompetent leader not only in the AFL but in any sporting code.

As for your list, [Jack Riewoldt] couldn't kick to save his life, [Troy Chaplin] leads a backline that leaks like a sieve, and [Alex Rance ] is a third rate, local league hack at best.

My prediction: Adelaide by [119 points].

Seriously, you lot are so bad, I've resorted to using a form letter and can't be arsed filling in the details.

PS: this is for filling in the blanks correctly:

 

[I Lost My Keays]

PS: this is for filling in the blanks correctly:

YAY for being recognized

 

[Boggle]

YAY for being recognized

Well done you!

To be honest, I was just too lazy to look up the names of the relevant Adelaide personnel!

 

[Helen Wheels]

Serious question: Why Adelaide go blue, red, yellow and not black, red, yellow like aboriginal flag?

 

[Boggle]

Serious question: Why Adelaide go blue, red, yellow and not black, red, yellow like aboriginal flag?

Officially the colours are Navy Blue, Red, and Gold -- state colours of South Australia.

 

[Helen Wheels]

Officially the colours are Navy Blue, Red, and Gold -- state colours of South Australia.

 

[Rumballs]

Brett Rutten

Not just Rutten, also Brett kissin.
Errm which Brett by the way?

 

[AlorraVex]

Broose Rotten?

Roose Bolton?