Official Match Thread Season 37 - Round 5 - Sin City Swamprats v East Side Hawks at Underground Stadium [MOTR]

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The Hawks of old used to stand for something.

They were tough. Edgy. Uncompromising.

Then they all but collapsed. They became irrelevant.

To try to get back to their ways of old, their strategy was simply to just recruit posters who are too old.

It hasn’t worked. I’d be embarrassed for them if it wasn’t funny to watch.
 

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The Hawks of old used to stand for something.

They were tough. Edgy. Uncompromising.

Then they all but collapsed. They became irrelevant.

To try to get back to their ways of old, their strategy was simply to just recruit posters who are too old.

It hasn’t worked. I’d be embarrassed for them if it wasn’t funny to watch.
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The Hawks of old used to stand for something.

They were tough. Edgy. Uncompromising.

Then they all but collapsed. They became irrelevant.

To try to get back to their ways of old, their strategy was simply to just recruit posters who are too old.

It hasn’t worked. I’d be embarrassed for them if it wasn’t funny to watch.
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Last week against the Roys, he managed 1 less goal than the Matildas did last night, and I'm expecting more of the same from him on Sunday.
9 goals against the Roys is a bit like taking a hat trick against the tail enders
 
The Hawks of old used to stand for something.

They were tough. Edgy. Uncompromising.

Then they all but collapsed. They became irrelevant.

To try to get back to their ways of old, their strategy was simply to just recruit posters who are too old.

It hasn’t worked. I’d be embarrassed for them if it wasn’t funny to watch.
Why did they not recruit me?
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Why did they not recruit me?
campaigners!!!
We were working on a pitch for you to cross over. Then someone forgot to send it. I think the memo guy went down the wrong corridor.
 
We were working on a pitch for you to cross over. Then someone forgot to send it. I think the memo guy went down the wrong corridor.
That's why you use pigeons. Or owls.
 

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