Elton Johns Wig
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Millky95 makes his way to ringside.
Millky95 picks up a microphone.
The crowd are vociferously booing Millky95.
M95: People of Sweet...You know fully well who my client is.
The crowd start booing even harder.
Millky95 smirks.
M95: He is...invincible.
He is...a prodigy of wrestling.
He is...a God that walks among a wasteland of morons who can't appreciate his talent!
He is...@Senor M!
Senor M walks down to the ring, with a smug smile plastered on his face.
Senor M hugs Millky95 before posing on the top turnbuckle with his SFAEW World Heavyweight Championship.
M95: People of Sweet...BOW DOWN TO YOUR GOD!
The crowd are booing so hard, it looks like a riot might break out at any second.
Senor M and Millky95 laugh.
Senor M is handed a mic.
SM: Millky, this is one of...
M95: Go on, M.
SM:...* it, THIS IS THE GREATEST MOMENT OF MY LIFE!
I've been in this company since Day One.
I tried doing it the hard way, but I kept hitting that IC Title ceiling.
I tried out a faction, but it netted me Trios gold.
I tried to keep a tag team going, and it only bought me three weeks of being a third wheel champ.
Hell, I even tried out DIY again, and the highest I got was the ******* tertiary belt!
But ever since you offered me your management...I mean, World Champion in three months! The results speak for themselves!
Millky, I have no idea why I didn't take up your offer earlier!
Millky95 smirks.
The crowd are about to go ballistic.
SM: And just before anyone protests, Bonz's record is our next goal, and nothing...NOTHING is going to get in our-
U2tigers comes to ringside.
The crowd erupts into cheers.
U2: Excuse me, excuse me...I'm not taking any of that bullshit.
By rights, that World Championship should be mine, and I have every intention of winning it back right here, right now!
The crowd are chanting for U2Tigers.
Millky95 adjusts his sunglasses.
M95: Bono, you do realise that as of now, Senor M has held that World Championship over 2000 times as long as you did?
By rights, as you say, you should be jobbing out to Grand Uncle Horace on Midweek Mayhem.
U2Tigers slaps the microphone out of Millky95's hand, and grabs him by the collar.
Senor M rolls out of the ring.
tony comes down to ringside.
tony taps U2Tigers on the shoulder.
T: Now Bono, if you hurt a Las Vegas Bear, then you've hurt Il Famiglia.
Now I didn't come down here to settle a vendetta with you, I was actually here to remind Millky and M that when the time comes, they will do what is right by Il Famiglia.
tony sneaks a subtly threatening glance at Millky95 and Senor M.
T: However...I don't want to give my Bears any special treatment.
I've had a chat with PhenomenalV1. He's willing to give you a rematch, but I persuaded him to attach a few strings.
Bono, in order for you to get your rematch, you'll have to beat someone from Il Famiglia...and in return, if Senor M defeats one of your fellow Old Boys, then the two of you will each get to pick a stipulation for your rematch.
Are we clear?
tony quietly walks back up the ramp.
Milly95 and Senor M escape through the crowd.
Okey are already fish n chip paper mate.Carn Team Okey.
okeydoke7 leaves the ring like the glorified valet that he is.They hit Elton John's Wig with a double backdrop.
okeydoke7 leaves the ring.
Ant Bear runs into the ropes.
Ant Bear hits Elton John's Wig with an elbow.
Ant Bear tries the Olympic slam, but Elton John's Wig blocks it.
Elton John's Wig executes the Mandible Claw on Ant Bear.
Ant Bear tries to escape the hold.
Ant Bear is writhing in pain.
Ant Bear submits after 9 seconds.
I love this stuff.EJW providing the colour commentary while wrassling
I love this stuff.
Not always here at the time, but always read it. The bloke should win a beez for what he brings.
Wow.Carn Team Okey.
Il Famiglia
Great, expecting my account to be nuked any second now.Frothies McVeigh punches Chief.
Frothies McVeigh executes the Blade Runner on Chief.
Chief is out cold.
Championship board updated.CURRENT CHAMPIONS
WRESTLER CHAMPIONSHIP HELD DATE WON DAYS HELD World Heavyweight Championship 10/3/2024 9 PhenomenalV1 & Bonz World Tag Team Championships 5/11/2023 101 Intercity Championship 4/2/2024 44 Hardcore Championship 10/3/2024 9 Trios Championships 3/3/2024 16
Dates and stats correct as of 19/3/24.
OTHER CURRENT ACHIEVEMENTS
WRESTLER ACHIEVEMENT HELD DATE WON DAYS HELD N/A ClarkeMoney in the Bank N/A N/A
Hiya PhenomenalV1Championship board updated.
Senor M Bonz okeydoke7 Mrs Turbo Frothies Mcveigh NaturalDisaster Pickitt