SNAITHY
Team Captain
Ok, so some of them may not be amazing, but in light of the last two weeks, i figured that we all could use some cheering up, and maybe a giggle. Humour is right up there with a firm pair of d cups in a c cup bra for me, a halter neck dress put on backwards, and a brunette pony tail....on a chic, and I am always on the look out for new material, so it's a free for all.
I'll give you a half dozen or so, and look forward to hearing some from you guys.....
I went to the chemist this morning to buy some deodorant. The girl serving me asked, 'ball or aerosol?' I said no, underarm.
I am so broke I can't pay attention.
We were so poor growing up that the first time mum took us to Kentucky Fried Chicken we had to lick someone elses fingers.
I used to drive taxis. One night i was parked up waiting for a fair when this completely naked woman jumped in the back, and asked to be drive about 50 ks. I said "how you gong to pay for that, you're naked, and got no purse, so no money'. She opened her legs slightly and pointed between them. I said.....'you got anything smaller?'
The other night my missus came home, walked in the bathroom and saw me with the hairdryer blowing flat out on my penis. WTF are you doing, she screamed. Heating your dinner up, I said.
Last night, I was thinking....maybe I was adopted......so I asked the old man. I said, 'hey Oolong.........' (i'm not Asian)
I dreamt i was a muffler last night......i woke up exhausted.
My mum should be off the plane by now. Where is she going Snaithy, I hear you ask? No where, she's taking half an inch off the bottom of the front door.
Lions have sex ten times a day....damn it I just joined Apex.
That is all for now, a warm up if you will. I'm interested to see whom amongst us is a comic. I kept them clean as don't really know the rules yet.......
Hit me
I'll give you a half dozen or so, and look forward to hearing some from you guys.....
I went to the chemist this morning to buy some deodorant. The girl serving me asked, 'ball or aerosol?' I said no, underarm.
I am so broke I can't pay attention.
We were so poor growing up that the first time mum took us to Kentucky Fried Chicken we had to lick someone elses fingers.
I used to drive taxis. One night i was parked up waiting for a fair when this completely naked woman jumped in the back, and asked to be drive about 50 ks. I said "how you gong to pay for that, you're naked, and got no purse, so no money'. She opened her legs slightly and pointed between them. I said.....'you got anything smaller?'
The other night my missus came home, walked in the bathroom and saw me with the hairdryer blowing flat out on my penis. WTF are you doing, she screamed. Heating your dinner up, I said.
Last night, I was thinking....maybe I was adopted......so I asked the old man. I said, 'hey Oolong.........' (i'm not Asian)
I dreamt i was a muffler last night......i woke up exhausted.
My mum should be off the plane by now. Where is she going Snaithy, I hear you ask? No where, she's taking half an inch off the bottom of the front door.
Lions have sex ten times a day....damn it I just joined Apex.
That is all for now, a warm up if you will. I'm interested to see whom amongst us is a comic. I kept them clean as don't really know the rules yet.......
Hit me
