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Welcome to Stat My B*tch Up, the (un)official thread for all things sim- and stats-related to make you, your team and the entire league make you look like you're absolutely useless...that is, unless you've already paid off loopy. Here, I'll be dissecting the performances from all the teams, all the players, running themes, noting interesting correlations, exposing your horrid form in front of everybody, and all that good shit. Sweet FA style.

So, sit back and kick back as I waste my time give you the rundown.

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This award represents the most expensive player in the Sweet FA, based around a fluctuating formula using the Exie points they score each week, similar to that of Supercoach.

Round 5 Itsmyshow (ESH) - $284,000
Round 6 hougie (FUR) - $312,800
Round 7 hougie (FUR) - $348,300
Round 8 captain blood 17 (FUR) - $378,200
Round 9 Eth (DEM) - $376,300
Round 10 Grockadoc (FUR) - $395,500
Round 11 Grockadoc (FUR) - $425,300
Round 12 Grockadoc (FUR) - $451,700
  1. [user]Eagleoz83[/user] (FUR) - $490,400 (+$47,000)
  2. [user]Grockadoc[/user] (FUR) - $459,900 (+$8,200)
  3. [user]Freakie[/user] (ROY) - $434,600 (+$4,600)
  4. [user]Royboy2[/user] (ROY) - $433,800 (+$30,900)
  5. [user]Quivorir[/user] (DEM) - $418,800 (+$32,400)
  6. [user]ShaunDuggan[/user] (WON) - $414,300 (+$9,400)
  7. [user]tigland[/user] (FUR) - $413,800 (+$13,600)
  8. [user]Filthy Sanchez[/user] (FUR) - $410,900 (+$1,000)
  9. [user]Gee Dub[/user] (BOM) - $402,300 (+$1,400)
  10. [user]Easty[/user] (SDR) - $401,800 (-$20,900)
(as of Round 13)

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This award represents the least expensive player in the Sweet FA - the opposite of the Tom Scully Award.

Round 5 vWestCoast (MBD) - $66,200
Round 6 (yet to be edited in)
Round 7 ant555 (BOM) - $80,100
Round 8 ant555 (BOM) - $80,700
Round 9 ant555 (BOM) - $74,400
Round 10 Dicky Fitzwell (ROY) - $75,100
Round 11 Dicky Fitzwell (ROY) - $75,400
Round 12 ant555 (BOM) - $78,400
  1. [user]ant555[/user] (BOM) - $74,900 (-$3,500)
  2. [user]Necromancer Beth[/user] (WON) - $89,800 (-$7,900)
  3. [user]Dicky Fitzwell[/user] (ROY) - $99,700 (+$15,800)
  4. [user]mellowyellow[/user] (GUM) - $104,400 (-$11,800)
  5. [user]Ninty[/user] (GUM) - $106,700 (NA)
  6. [user]saintsrfreak[/user] (BOM) - $107,200 (+$2,300)
  7. [user]skittler[/user] (GUM) - $107,300 (+$17,300)
  8. [user]GoCattas[/user] (DEM) - $108,400 (+$18,400)
  9. [user]High_Ryder[/user](BOM) - $110,600 (-$2,400)
  10. [user]Kooka[/user] (ROY) - $112,800 (+$25,400)
(as of Round 13)

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This award represents the highest individual score in a Sweet FA game this season.

1. [user]Eagleoz83[/user] (FUR) - 166 (Round 13, vs West Coast Wonders)
2. [user]Eagleoz83[/user] (FUR) - 155 (Round 11, vs Roys FFC)
3. [user]HARPSichord[/user] (ESH) - 154 (Round 8, vs Southern Dragons)
=4. [user]HawkPatrol[/user] (ESH) - 151 (Round 4, vs West Coast Wonders)
=4. [user]WaLkEr_ThE_StAr[/user] (MBD) - 151 (Round 8, vs Fighting Furies)
=4. [user]Coopers[/user] (WON) - 151 (Round 2, vs Southern Dragons)
=4. [user]tim_saints[/user] (WON) - 151 (Round 4, vs East Side Hawks)
=8. [user]Royboy2[/user] (ROY) - 149 (Round 12, vs Mount Buller Demons)
=8. [user]3KZ is Football[/user] (ROY) - 149 (Round 14, vs Southern Dragons)
=10. [user]ClarkeM[/user] (WON) - 145 (Round 6, vs Fighting Furies)
=10. [user]Quivorir[/user] - 145 (Round 11, vs Southern Dragons)

(as of Round 13)

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This award represents the most accurate goalkicker in the league from a minimum of ten scoring shots.

1. [user]Cheetah[/user] (ROY) - 85% (11.2)
=2. [user]Armitage2Riewoldt[/user] (GUM) - 82% (18.4)
=2. [user]peterss[/user] (GUM) - 82% (9.2)
4. [user]ThePuppetMaster[/user] (WON) - 80% (12.3)
5. [user]Wise Guy Sam[/user] (WON) - 77% (10.3)
6. [user]Matt121[/user] (ESH) - 75% (15.5)
7. [user]Freakie[/user] (ROY) - 73% (8.3)
=8. [user]MisterMarto[/user] (SDR) - 73% (8.3)
=8. [user]Zainta[/user] (SDR) - 73% (8.3)
10. [user]Equus[/user] (FUR) - 72% (13.5)

(as of Round 11)

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This award represents the least accurate goalkicker in the league, from a minimum of ten scoring shots.

=1. [user]Deestroy[/user] (DEM) - 31% (5.11)
=1. [user]Dagless[/user] (ESH) - 31% (5.11)
=3. [user]Andonis1997[/user] (SDR) - 33% (16.32)
=3. [user]akkaps[/user] (ESH) - 33% (5.10)
5. [user]boncer34[/user] (SDR) - 35% (11.20)
6. [user]The Half Back[/user] (SDR) - 38% (5.8)
7. [user]rfctigerarmy[/user] (FUR) - 39% (23.36)
=8. [user]okeydoke7[/user] (BOM) - 40% (24.36)
=8. [user]Dicky Fitzwell[/user] (ROY) - 40% (8.12)
=8. [user]Carn the Roys![/user] (ROY) - 40% (6.9)

(as of Round 11)
 
PVF said:
This should be interesting. Looking forward to what you come up with :)
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There is a Tom $cully Award...if anyone can guess what that will be. ;)
 

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Introducing...

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This award essentially is representing Tom Scully's only claim to fame; money. Using the incredibly awesome designed-and-used-for-the-Sweet-FA scoring system, Exie points, and compiling the stats, I'm able to figure out player prices not dissimilar to that used in the ever-popular Dream Team and Supercoach competitions. Starting from a base price of $90,000 each, every player now has a price. Here's the top ten in the league so far, after five rounds:
  1. Itsmyshow (ESH) $284,000
  2. Jonts (BAG) $273,600
  3. Frothies Mcveigh (WCW) $268,300
  4. tigland (FUR) $264,500
  5. Biggie (ESH) $264,100
  6. Magpies2010 (ESH) $261,400
  7. WAG (SDR) $260,600
  8. hougie (FUR) $260,600
  9. doggies ftw (MBD) $256,500
  10. Gilbert_Hodge (ESH) $251,900
 
Eth said:
Introducing...

zfYst.png

This award essentially is representing Tom Scully's only claim to fame; money. Using the incredibly awesome designed-and-used-for-the-Sweet-FA scoring system, Exie points, and compiling the stats, I'm able to figure out player prices not dissimilar to that used in the ever-popular Dream Team and Supercoach competitions. Starting from a base price of $90,000 each, every player now has a price. Here's the top ten in the league so far, after five rounds:
  1. Itsmyshow (ESH) $284,000
  2. Jonts (BAG) $273,600
  3. Frothies Mcveigh (WCW) $268,300
  4. tigland (FUR) $264,500
  5. Biggie (ESH) $264,100
  6. Magpies2010 (ESH) $261,400
  7. WAG (SDR) $260,600
  8. hougie (FUR) $260,600
  9. doggies ftw (MBD) $256,500
  10. Gilbert_Hodge (ESH) $251,900
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Should be interesting to watch this unfold eth :thumbsu:

Reading this though it got me thinking, has anyone ever tried an SFA supercoach/dreamteam? Would take a shitload of effort to set up but it could be really good!
 
doggies ftw said:
Should be interesting to watch this unfold eth :thumbsu:

Reading this though it got me thinking, has anyone ever tried an SFA supercoach/dreamteam? Would take a shitload of effort to set up but it could be really good!
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I believe it's been discussed, but it does require a lot of effort just to set it up - you've got to figure out prices for every single listed player regardless of how active, and even then the sim throws them around everywhere.

It would be a great concept though, if someone could get it up and running.

Just don't look at me. ;)
 
Eth said:
I believe it's been discussed, but it does require a lot of effort just to set it up - you've got to figure out prices for every single listed player regardless of how active, and even then the sim throws them around everywhere.

It would be a great concept though, if someone could get it up and running.

Just don't look at me. ;)
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Yeah and then you have to work out scores for every player every week!!

But I'm sure you could get a volunteer for each club, would make it a little easier.

Anyway I won't derail your thread any further ;)
 
Now, two in a row:

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Let's face it, we all know Zac Dawson to be useless. (Hence the red font warning you this ain't good.) Regardless, he manages a gig, and as a result of his constant failure, we've named the award after him, after lengthy discussions including naming it after Terry Wallace And The Draft Picks (I'm copyrighting that one, don't you steal it) and also players such as Nick Maxwell, Luke Lowden and Justin Koschitzke, just to name a few. This is the exact opposite of the Tom Scully Award just released - it rewards below-mediocrity, failure, and whoever has the lowest price in the Sweet FA having played enough games to warrant a price change, which is three. But really, calling it a reward is akin to "winning" a wooden spoon. Don't take glory out of it.
  1. vWestCoast (MBD) $66,200
  2. Curlza (GUM) $66,700
  3. [user]Mr Eagle[/user] (ESH) $78,600
  4. Dicky Fitzwell (ROY) $80,100
  5. winty (GUM) $82,000
  6. Crimson Azure (MBD) $85,100
  7. Whatever the hell TheTommyGun changed his username to (ESH) $87,800
  8. ant555 (BAG) $90,800
  9. [user]Fat Pizza[/user] (ROY) $95,100
  10. FattyLumpkin (ROY) $95,900
  11. L_W_P (BAG) $95,900 (bloody formatting, he's equal tenth)
 

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doggies ftw said:
Yeah and then you have to work out scores for every player every week!!

But I'm sure you could get a volunteer for each club, would make it a little easier.

Anyway I won't derail your thread any further ;)
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Don't worry, doggies...I've already done that for everyone every round so far. Takes more effort to set it up than it does to input the stats themselves; in fact, it's pretty piss easy once the templates are up as long as you have a basic Excel knowledge.

You're not derailing it, I welcome anyone who wants to post. (Please. I want this thread to survive. I'll give you fantasy-unimportant-Eth-thread money to make sure you don't win the Dawson.)
 
Eth said:
Don't worry, doggies...I've already done that for everyone every round so far. Takes more effort to set it up than it does to input the stats themselves; in fact, it's pretty piss easy once the templates are up as long as you have a basic Excel knowledge.

You're not derailing it, I welcome anyone who wants to post. (Please. I want this thread to survive. I'll give you fantasy-unimportant-Eth-thread money to make sure you don't win the Dawson.)
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Derp I just realized the sim already gives you a DT score haha so yeah you'd just have to do the prices.
 

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