The Divvy Van - He got the Divvy van bluuuues

[Yidaki]

I'm loving your work Pork.

I think a few of the more senior Bay 13 members should also be sent one of these packs. They tend to forget how to operate effectively on Bay 13 under their booze-fogged brain.

 

[Bayer_]

There does seem to be a hell of a lot of fresh flog meat around.

An extremely important part of bay protocol is to hit the like button each time you see someone posting with three cups under their avatar.

Agreed (though we'll still do it after we lose the cups).

 

[Bayer_]

Heres a tip, don't google squirt gifs at work when looking for a description for goo.

Bosk likes this


There's another one to add Porked04

 

[elMM]

CARN THE PAER

 

[Double the Fist]

Good point fellow Hawfie.

Newbies be sure to steer clear of their clubhouse.


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Shoudn't that be terrier squad?

 

[Son_Of_God29]

For tips on Melting refer to the Adelaide Boards Patrick Dangerfield leaving thread

 

[Double the Fist]

Heres a tip, don't google squirt gifs at work when looking for a description for goo.

Now you tell me.

 

[Jazny]

WELCHING
Avoid this at all cost; the stigma of being a welcher will haunt you throughout your Bay 13 career. See Black Flag, Waverley/Shepp, DaVillaBlues as examples

Oh?

 

[Bayer_]

Originals were:

BALKAN (Brownlow_Judd)
StephenShavedham
CarnDaTiggs (Jade's)

And that Saints flog "Stagg" something or other that claimed he invented and was oddly proud of it.

Also there was the "Elite 5" which was basically the Terrot Squad sequel that got comprehensively owned by the infamous welcher Doc_Brown.

Plus Marto, who denies being a member, but posts like Jade's half the time.

 

[Gray Day]

Plus Marto, who denies being a member, but posts like Jade's half the time.

Piss off button masher

 

[Bender_]

^^^^^^

A fine example of what's known as a reacharound.

Don't get jealous, you're still in my top 30 turd-sluts.

 

[BigJoeD_]

• When a mod refuses to respond to a moronic attack on their team after a loss they are "hiding behind immunity"

Is that my ignore alarm going off again?

 

[Packedlunch]

Don't get jealous, you're still in my top 30 turd-sluts.

And again...you are insatiable today.

Flattered.

 

[Bender_]

And again...you are insatiable today.

Flattered.

Well technically no. A reacharound would imply some sort of mutual respect or reciprocated "goo chugging", if you will.

 

[Bernie L]

Plus Marto, who denies being a member, but posts like Jade's half the time.

He does seem very familiar.

There were a couple of Paer flogs a few years back with his posting similarity.

 

[Porked04]

Hey Porked friend. What about others such as:

Crowbots, Tiggers, Colonwood, Bears.

Well said, as a first-year flog myself, it's been difficult keeping up with all the lingo.

I feel we also need a reference list of notable posters; those iconic Flogs on the Bay that need pointing out....

 

[Bernie L]

Well said, as a first-year flog myself, it's been difficult keeping up with all the lingo.

I feel we also need a reference list of notable posters; those iconic Flogs on the Bay that need pointing out....

Full of s**t here Porky!! But hey, this is the bay. Everything is a fact!!!

 

[Yidaki]

Well said, as a first-year flog myself, it's been difficult keeping up with all the lingo.

I feel we also need a reference list of notable posters; those iconic Flogs on the Bay that need pointing out....

It's ok friend.

You've had an outstanding first year on the Bay.

A list of notable posters could work. An opposite list might also work as well.

Full of s**t here Porky!! But hey, this is the bay. Everything is a fact!!!

Jan 15 join date. First year seems legit to me.

Stop melting flog.

 

[Porked04]

Full of s**t here Porky!! But hey, this is the bay. Everything is a fact!!!

Hand on heart honest truth Berns, I'm just a humble first-year Flog trying to find my way around the Bay, I wouldn't lie to you

 

[Packedlunch]

Well technically no. A reacharound would imply some sort of mutual respect or reciprocated "goo chugging", if you will.

If top 30 turd-**** doesn't scream respect, i dont know what does

 

[Sugar2Sideshow]

Shut up nerd.. 16 > however many Norf have won (don't care enough to check)

Using my own handbook against me:/

It hurts, it truly does.

 

[Oraaaaazio]

Using my own handbook against me:/

It hurts, it truly does.

What would you know about handbooks?

 

[Libo]

Another outstanding write-up Porked04. As the #1 lurker* of the Bay, your induction pack has done a solid job of covering the basics for all aspiring flogs. If ever there was a poster that deserved the quill, it would be none other than yourself.

* May not be true

 

[AceAndy]

I'll leave the Sooz story for someone else who has more experience in dealing with her like Starburns_

Let's just say the 48% thing came about after a survey was done on Hawthorn fans I believe. Results showed that 48% of them batted for the other side. NTTAWWT

48% batting for the other side

 

[Yidaki]

48% batting for the other side

Yep.

Again NTTAWWT. It's a pretty amazing stat though.

48% MORE LIKELY!!! Flogtits.

More likely vs. likely vs. definitively....I don't see the difference friend.