The Official Bay 13 Richmond Information Kiosk

[Biffinator]

Sorry guys, I only just noticed the kerfuffle here. Knickers, frilly or otherwise (Richoatthedisco, I am looking at you mate) have clearly been in a knot. In terms of revenge, it's been a Night of the Short Toothpicks. As they say in the movies, my heart will go on!

I congratulate the Richmond FC for it stupendous premiership of 2017. Long may it resonate. I am glad that it brought so much happiness to so many.

Anything else I need to say?

Remember: some people just want to see the world burn.

B

 

[captain blood 17]

Sorry guys, I only just noticed the kerfuffle here. Knickers, frilly or otherwise (Richoatthedisco, I am looking at you mate) have clearly been in a knot. In terms of revenge, it's been a Night of the Short Toothpicks. As they say in the movies, my heart will go on!

I congratulate the Richmond FC for it stupendous premiership of 2017. Long may it resonate. I am glad that it brought so much happiness to so many.

Anything else I need to say?

Remember: some people just want to see the world burn.

B

Hey Mario, how are you going?


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[Biffinator]

Geez, what a zinger.

How's life in Cranbourne, CB17? Reflected glory is still glory. As you push those trolleys around the K-Mart car-park, surely Richmond's feats in 2017 must be a constant source of inspiration to your good, lowly self.

 

[captain blood 17]

Geez, what a zinger.

How's life in Cranbourne, CB17? Reflected glory is still glory. As you push those trolleys around the K-Mart car-park, surely Richmond's feats in 2017 must be a constant source of inspiration to your good, lowly self.

Hey Mario, i only wish i could live in Cranbourne. They have brick houses with steel and or tiled roofs and trees and stuff.
On a serious note, i just want you to know i'm here for you big guy. 2017 was a s**t year for you and for Melbourne. Marco and Ox got the arse (let's face it, they were the only ones desperately trying to keep the microwave gag alive - your 15 minutes) and then Richmond killed all the comedy.
Feel free to pm me a Ninthmond joke when you feel down, maybe bump some old threads that we already haven't done, heck, go over some old drafts. I need you up and about brother. We can't afford to have you down.
Here's some light reading material to get you in the mood for mirth.

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[Biffinator]

CB 17, in light of your wider challenges and shortcomings (as they say) I am happy for you.

If you need me to contribute to your GoFundMe campaign - man-boob operations don't come cheap - I am good for a tenner.

 

[captain blood 17]

CB 17, in light of your wider challenges and shortcomings (as they say) I am happy for you.

If you need me to contribute to your GoFundMe campaign - man-boob operations don't come cheap - I am good for a tenner.

Nipple reduction is what i need. Any donation is always appreciated.

 

[Dinsdale]

Nipple reduction is what i need. Any donation is always appreciated.

I have a Nigerian Bank I can send you some money from, just need your bank details to make a deposit.

 

[Mofra]

I have a Nigerian Bank I can send you some money from, just need your bank details to make a deposit.

This one might help:

https://www.seattlespermbank.com/race/nigerian/

 

[captain blood 17]

I have a Nigerian Bank I can send you some money from, just need your bank details to make a deposit.

Are you my rich uncle that keeps sending me e mails?

 

[Dinsdale]

Are you my rich uncle that keeps sending me e mails?

No, in fact I'm your poor cousin who needs a hip-operation, please send monies.

 

[captain blood 17]

No, in fact I'm your poor cousin who needs a hip-operation, please send monies.

No probs, i'll pm my bank account details. What could go wrong.


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[Smeg Head]

Bump, how is the 2018 fact sheet looking?

 

[MAXIMUM GRUNDAGE]

Biffinator will have a field day if we can beat West Coast

 

[docks]

Be interesting to see if the tigers have 100k members next year, I don’t think so

 

[maryjames]

Be interesting to see if the tigers have 100k members next year, I don’t think so

Microwaves stocks skyrocketing as we speak

 

[captain blood 17]

Bump, how is the 2018 fact sheet looking?

We still have this and made a prelim smegma. Thanks for asking.

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[captain blood 17]

Hi, i’d like two scoops of awesome in this 2019 premiership cone thank you.

 

[Ron The Bear]

Be interesting to see if the tigers have 100k members next year, I don’t think so

You're a good judge. 103K it is.

 

[Socrates2]

Biff,

Surely the coveted title of 100th anti-Richmond hero belongs to none other than Kevin Bartlett?

We love KB because of his incredible record as the greatest rover/small forward of all time .He's also radio's pre-eminant football brain and comedian. He was also a good coach that was shafted by the then board.
The most disliked Richmond players were Taylor Hunt, Greg Tivindale, Ben Griffiths, Aaron Fiora, Justin Blumfield, Brad Ottens and Jarrod Oakley Nichols.
If you want Melbourne fc anti-heroes, start with Simon Eiarshole and work forward to David Neitz and Tom Mcdonald.

 

[go you pups]

We love KB because of his incredible record as the greatest rover/small forward of all time.

Sorry scroates, but I think a certain Hawf flog might have the great KB covered on that one

 

[Socrates2]

Sorry scroates, but I think a certain Hawf flog might have the great KB covered on that one

Mathews yes better

 

[LeverPuller]

Biffinator

How far away is the reopening of the kiosk? I have questions, mostly regarding what a Ralphsmith is

 

[captain blood 17]

Hi Biffinator, I'll have the Anthony Banik pizza, Ben Holland

Ben Holland

Age

46

Ht

197cm

Wt

97kg

Pos.

Def

Career

Season

Last 5

D

10.8

3star

K

6.3

2star

HB

4.5

3star

M

3.9

4star

T

1.6

4star

No current season stats available

D

6.6

2star

K

3.2

2star

HB

3.4

3star

M

1.8

2star

T

1.2

3star

flavoured soft drink and a Tim Fleming

Tim Fleming

Age

46

Ht

184cm

Wt

84kg

Pos.

M/F

Career

Season

Last 5

D

11.1

3star

K

6.0

2star

HB

5.1

4star

M

2.8

3star

T

2.3

4star

No current season stats available

D

5.6

2star

K

4.0

2star

HB

1.6

2star

M

1.8

2star

T

1.6

4star

ice cream please. Oh, and a pack of Steven Szillers for the missus. Cheers

 

[Crimson Azure]

Anti-Richmond Hero Number 40: The truck load of manure – Lone Wolf Mario.

In most circumstances manure is looked down upon as some sort of unspeakable filth, something to be wiped from the bottom of your shoe an evil amongst us. To work with manure in all its forms, one is considered to have reached the lowest form of humanity.

Many assume this lowly product has no other redeemable quality than to be used as fertilizer, but manure’s usefulness belies this inaccurate reputation. This seemingly loathsome product has many redeemable qualities, none more so than its magnus opus on a cold winters day in 2001.

In a crazed fury a self loathing Richmond supporter (who we will call Mario for ostensive purposes) – following another capitulation on the weekend, decided to take matters into his own hand. Atop his chariot of iron & faecal matter Mario approached manfully toward the headquarters know as ‘The axis of insipidness’ & delivered what could only be called:

‘The quintessential characterisation of the heart & soul of Richmond – Crap!.’

Not a word spoken, no comment required. The manure, in all it’s semi decomposed glory, spoke volumes of the club it lay before.

But the manure would attest further. The fact that it was the excrement of chickens harnessed the moribund nature of the courage & heart this club once had. The fact that manure has use & can renew & rejuvenate its surroundings stabbed at the lowest recesses of their recruiting department, laying bare their incompetent antics. The stench reminded all in proximity of the decay that eats away at a club who once had a proud history.

It is estimated that the cost of the manure dumped at Punt Road was $600, but the majority would say that this gesture, one of hate, self loathing & misguided passion was of more value than all the wealth of Solomon.

For this reason we salute this loan wolf Mario, who, aboard his iron chariot, delivered to the club the only thing of any use in the last two decades….. Manure.

Manure, a true Anti-hero, we stand at attention & salute you.

How I miss these times.

When the bay was.

 

[Scully2GWS UMAD]

A lot of us had forgotten how rotten Richmond FC were for so long, but the last few seasons have acted as a reminder, and all those fond memories are back.