Toast The Singles Thread...

[Sin City]

Abstinence makes the heart grow fonder

 

[Dramoth]

Abstinence makes the heart grow fonder

and your dominant arm bigger...

 

[BlueNorthernRage]

How dare you steal my stolen line!

It was a good line though

 

[MBIB]

to quote a wise comedian whose name eludes me just at the moment..."i like to meet girls at pro abortion rallies because i know they're putting out!"

no need to thank me

lol

 

[Alpha1]

Maybe as soon as I can walk again I should go to one of those rallies?

 

[blue gunslinger]

alpha can we have a photo posted of you with 1 nurse please.

 

[Mister Carlton]

 

[BlueNorthernRage]

**** my eyes they burn... Thhhheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeey burrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrnnnnnnnnnnnn

aaaaaaaaarggggggggghhh

 

[Dramoth]

need.... more... eye... bleach... now!!!

And you cant unsee it either

 

[Mister Carlton]

I actually think she is attractive...

 

[Alpha1]

MC you still single?

 

[Mister Carlton]

I am.

 

[Alpha1]

I thought you were getting married MC?

 

[Mister Carlton]

I thought you were getting married MC?

What?

 

[blue gunslinger]

I think alpha just whipped out a ring MC

 

[Mister Carlton]

I think alpha just whipped out a ring MC

No thanks.

 

[Alpha1]

Thats not what you said the other day MC.

 

[BlueNorthernRage]

I think alpha just whipped out a ring MC

whipped out or pulled out his finger that was in his ring???

 

[Mister Carlton]

Thats not what you said the other day MC.

Which thread?

 

[BlueNorthernRage]

Thats not what you said the other day MC.

Source??

 

[Alpha1]

Source is a text I received from MC Hammer, professing his deep love for me.

 

[DamoESP]

That picture above...hahaha

 

[Alpha1]

Anyone know any single women?

 

[Sin City]

Alpha, it seems like Harker knows plenty of single ladies, you should see if he can set you up

 

[Alpha1]

How much Hark man? They need to be ready in a few months time, hopefully I will be back then.