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  1. Elmer_Hauser

    Official Match Thread Season 40, Round 9 - Roys FFC vs Baghdad Bombers at Brunswick Junction Oval

    I haven’t got time for love when NFL season and Premier Leagie seasons are in full swing and NBA is back in full swing. Happy to be #s#singleiven my obsession with sports and video games and I like my company. Still up for the occasional fling now and then, but yep, just happy with being good...
  2. Elmer_Hauser

    Why can’t I get a girlfriend?

    Better off being #single i reckon
  3. Elmer_Hauser

    Things that sh*t me the seventeenth

    My Wallet and bank balance is a lot healthier for being #single most of my 45 years on Earth (btw don't feel bad for me, i am very much an introvert who prefers my own company, I have tried the relationship stuff several times in the past and I realise I am not cut out for it)
  4. Elmer_Hauser

    Backfire Matt Rowell tells Gold Coast to GAGF, demands to return home to the Mighty Geelong Cats.

    Happy to be #single actually Also 45 is the new 20 Still got plenty of piss and vinegar in me Also thanks for the birthday wishes :)
  5. Elmer_Hauser

    Official Match Thread Season 38, Round 9: Roys FFC v Ophidian Old Boys at Brunswick Junction Oval

    ...from her, and as such would make my life hell until I gave her the money (speaking from past experiences lol) One of the benefits of being #single ! Definitely going to use some of my money to assist my elderly mother out who is now housebound and cannot go our anymore and do shopping She...
  6. Elmer_Hauser

    Hawk Tuah……Port and Ken Spit on that thang, post match discussion

    Enjoying the #single life very much.
  7. Elmer_Hauser

    Game Day Frigid Friday Freakshow- Fitzroy Bears vs Naarm Fushsias

    ...the Celtics (I have spent literally over 2 K on championship merchandise already, all of it not yet available for a few more weeks) If I had a girlfriend or wife she would probably murder me lol This is the advantages of being #single (being financially self indulgent and irresponsible:) )
  8. Elmer_Hauser

    Meltdown Lets all melt about Kayo

    No wonder you're#single, a lifelong Bachelor ! :$
  9. Elmer_Hauser

    Off-topic Ask Dr Phil.

    Right now I am #single (hard to believe i know) but I personally try keep my footy fandom and love life separate. I do recommend some cosplay role play though for fun (I once dressed as a Butler and my ex was a frisky Maid) Also for future reference, do exactly the opposite of what Aristotle...
  10. Elmer_Hauser

    The Wokest Club

    What's that cliche ? You'll find the right guy when you least expect it.. You are too fun and nice a person to be a spinster. You will find your Prince Charming eventually somewhere I am certain. Also remember it's better no guy than the wrong guy Nothing wrong with being #single

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