Remove this Banner Ad

Recent content by DERRINALPHIL

  1. DERRINALPHIL

    Jigsaw Puzzling.

    I am doing a 1500 of St Peter's basilica and its by far the hardest I have ever attempted. At the moment I am in Manilla on a charity dental trip but I am feeling somewhat guilty. I should be looking forward to see Mrs DP, my two son's, partners but I want to finish the jigsaw
  2. DERRINALPHIL

    Official Team Thread Roys FFC Season 41 Community Rooms - Jaded, Bitter and Burnt Out - and those are our good qualities !!

    We lost our goat. Let's get a sheep. Baa Baa
  3. DERRINALPHIL

    Official Match Thread Season 41 Round 14 - Roys FFC vs. Coney Island Warriors at Brunswick Junction Oval

    Could explain lots of things. In Manilla and I can sometimes post, sometimes like and sometimes reply. I wonder if this will post.
  4. DERRINALPHIL

    Official Match Thread Season 41 Round 14 - Roys FFC vs. Coney Island Warriors at Brunswick Junction Oval

    Probably an aphthous ulcer. Analgesics like aspirin or Panadol usual take the edge off.
  5. DERRINALPHIL

    Official Match Thread Season 41 Round 14 - Roys FFC vs. Coney Island Warriors at Brunswick Junction Oval

    Many years ago I was appointed to umpire a game of cricket at Como. They was a obviously very mental ill fellow behaving aberrantly at the ground and I thought at the time I should ring the police to keep him safe but was late in the season and there was some rain about so the match had to...
  6. DERRINALPHIL

    Over 50's Clique - Nostalgia, Memorabilia, Reflection and Opinion for the Mature Lion.

    Renato Serafini once told me he kicked five that day but no one could see them. I think he was loking.
  7. DERRINALPHIL

    Official Match Thread Season 41 Round 14 - Roys FFC vs. Coney Island Warriors at Brunswick Junction Oval

    There is a youtube video where a wife is complaining that her husband hasn't listened to a word she had been saying. He replies saying "What a strange way to start a conversation". I am in Manilla and for some reason haven't been able to post. Have I missed anything worthwhile? I have posted...
  8. DERRINALPHIL

    Official Match Thread Season 41 Round 13 - Roys FFC vs Baghdad Bombers at Brunswick Junction Oval

    I am the worlds best sleeper. I can fall asleep when I want to and cannot understand that others have sleeping problems. Recently my flight from Sydney was delayed for 100 minutes on the runway. Got about 1.5 hours of sleep!
  9. DERRINALPHIL

    Official Match Thread Season 41 Round 13 - Roys FFC vs Baghdad Bombers at Brunswick Junction Oval

    I'm off to Manilla tomorrow on a charity gig so Mrs DP will be free of me.
  10. DERRINALPHIL

    Official Match Thread Season 41 Round 13 - Roys FFC vs Baghdad Bombers at Brunswick Junction Oval

    I don't think it is wise to Quooty on a full stomach. TDC what is your advice?
  11. DERRINALPHIL

    Official Match Thread Season 41 Round 13 - Roys FFC vs Baghdad Bombers at Brunswick Junction Oval

    There is a specific medical term for going into a room and forgetting why you went in there in the first term. A doctor mate of mine asked me is I suffered from this ailment and I, truthfully, replied I could not remember if I was so afflicted. Note I cannot remember what the term he mentioned.
  12. DERRINALPHIL

    Official Match Thread Season 41 Round 13 - Roys FFC vs Baghdad Bombers at Brunswick Junction Oval

    Your mother sounds like a lady. Mrs DP is a lady but has one dark secret. She drinks coffee but to hide her sin she has to empty the revolting mess that her unmentionable morning habit generates means a trip to the laundry. My kitchen is not to be defiled. I also insist on the air filtration...
  13. DERRINALPHIL

    Official Match Thread Season 41 Round 13 - Roys FFC vs Baghdad Bombers at Brunswick Junction Oval

    I dislike coffee a vulgar drink liked by... I am a gentleman so tea, proper tea without underarm deodorants components (bergamot) added (Early Grey etc) is what I answer the morning wake up call.
  14. DERRINALPHIL

    Official Match Thread Season 41 Round 13 - Roys FFC vs Baghdad Bombers at Brunswick Junction Oval

    I'm watching the Crows Port game and there hasn't been a fight in the first quarter. If this keeps up I might go to bed. Big day tomorrow. At 8.45 grand son runs out at Rupertswood for his first Auskick.
  15. DERRINALPHIL

    Most overrated player in the AFL currently?

    I think everybody loved Richo, a magnificent player with magnificent failings. The games that he would get over ten shots at goal and miss many of them.
See more

Remove this Banner Ad

🥰 Love BigFooty? Join now for free.

Back
Top Bottom