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    Official Team Thread Mount Buller Demons: Season 14 thread

    I see what you did there, if they ever become dicks as well then they'll be renamed the Geelong Trannies. Stoked to be named in the pocket, Dragons cannot possibly contend with the height of our three new baby giraffes. But I'm also happy to play any other utility roles, even 2R if necessary...
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    Official Team Thread Mount Buller Demons: Season 14 thread

    Thanks lads, good to be here. I've cleared Mondays from my schedule, last day of work is this Monday so I'll correspond with Rhodesy_Blues to get some of my vile banter out in the open during the Dragons game. No teammate's bumholes will be penetrated, or any bumholes for that matter...
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    Official Team Thread Mount Buller Demons: Season 14 thread

    Seems like I'll have to swallow my pride and be part of a team featuring Mr Rhodes, however, I hear the Demons are a fine club and I'm sexually excited to be a part of them (if you'll have me). I also hear the Dees are against the my old Dragons this week. On that note, the word of the day is...
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    2012 Predictions

    I started off with Harder, Better, Faster, Stronger but only opposites I could originally think of with Softer, Worser, Slower, Weaker. I don't think Worser is a word. Unless it gets worse than worse...which is worser? :confused:
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    2012 Predictions

    I'll have a crack but bear in mind my opinions are worthless and obsolete: 1. Hawthorn (have a good team of young players that will only get better) 2. Collingwood (won't reach the heights of last year with a new coach) 3. Geelong (getting older, softer, slower but not much lower) 4. Carlton...
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    Southern Dragons Season 14 Official Team Thread

    Someone needs to get me on the squad list, I completed my initiation last night and now I need to show my mother the man that I have become. :rolleyes: Also, here's my Melbourne Cup story for the day. I drew Modun in a work sweep and apparently the traditional prize for last place is a 1kg...
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    Southern Dragons Season 14 Official Team Thread

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    Southern Dragons Season 14 Official Team Thread

    Hahahaha agreed, bums are for poo, not doodle. I really hope that's not part of the initiation, because last time I was 'with' a female, I picked up a dislocated elbow. Yes, your guess is as good as mine.
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    Southern Dragons Season 14 Official Team Thread

    Latex and a toothbrush, seems like I'm at the right team. Not gonna be challenging any seniors for spots, I'm happy to play any key position defensive role, 2nd Ruck or up the forward line if required. And I'm also happy to wash your car or do your dishes.
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    Welcome To The Sweet FA - (Intro/Info/Links/Squad Lists & New Players/Free Agents sign here)

    I rock up to your house on Monday after 5 hours lost in the wilderness, begging for water and the first thing you do is show me the SFA score. But yeah, wuv u also xox
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    Southern Dragons Season 14 Official Team Thread

    Directed here by Easty boys, here's my original post: Name: jgroots Preferred Position 1: Full Back Preferred Position 2: Ruck Preferred Position 3: Half Forward Flank Number: 43 Height: 194cm Weight: 79kg Preferred Team: No preference whatsoever How Did You Hear About The Sweet FA...
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    Welcome To The Sweet FA - (Intro/Info/Links/Squad Lists & New Players/Free Agents sign here)

    Ooo it's a tough call boys, but I'll probably go with Easty's Southern Dragons; the colours of the mighty red, white and black. Unfortunately I'm not prepared to move to Baghdad beez, but I'd sure as hell rather be there than with anywhere with Rhodesy. Thanks for the help lads.
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    Welcome To The Sweet FA - (Intro/Info/Links/Squad Lists & New Players/Free Agents sign here)

    Name: jgroots Preferred Position 1: Full Back Preferred Position 2: Ruck Preferred Position 3: Half Forward Flank Number: 43 Height: 194cm Weight: 79kg Preferred Team: No preference whatsoever How Did You Hear About The Sweet FA: One of my mates loves his SFA, I'm an absolute BigFooty...
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