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Recent content by simmo41

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    Is now a good time for a breakaway league or simply should we make Vlad's role responsible??

    I love the notion that a breakaway league would be all sunshine, lollipops and rainbows. And it would never, ever be susceptible to player indiscretions, clubs circumventing rules and media influence.
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    Society & Culture Things in life you just don't understand

    Assuming of course this all actually went down as described and not in your head in the form of how you wish you would have reacted later on... Story 1 - Refused to comply with a request to move a commercial practice off government property - Assaulted a security guard (is not self defense as...
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    Education & Reference Movie quotes you use in everyday life.

    Even after 18 years, my default response to "How was your day?" is still "Not bad. Fell off the jetway again."
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    Freaky things

    I see. Paranormal activity must be the explanation then.
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    pretentious words douchebags used to describe food

    Any place where the menu describes how the food is prepared, rather than what's in it, is not for me.
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    pretentious words douchebags used to describe food

    Say "parmigiana" out loud (in Australian accent). Then remove the last two syllables.
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    Melbourne Public Transport

    I do that. And plan my nights around it. Be at X station at YY:ZZ minus 5, and then wait an extra 35 minutes for the train that was due at YY:ZZ. In my experience it happens a lot more often than it doesn't, particularly late at night.
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    Melbourne Public Transport

    I hate public transport. I use it to into the city and enjoy myself, but the trip home usually brings the day/night back down to "average". I hate sitting at Jolimont station, watching the "next train" sign tick down from 24 minutes to 4 minutes, followed by the announcement of "the 10:12 to...
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    Politics & Government What changes would you make to your city?

    I think scientists are currently working on a way to calculate a number large enough. Could be a while, though.
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    Lame Jokes Part 2

    What do you do if you see a fireman?" Put it out, man
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    Politics & Government What changes would you make to your city?

    Something like this? (disclaimer: stolen from another forum)
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    Social Science Social Etiquette rules

    If I'm getting off a train and someone is DESPERATE to get on before I disembark, I exclaim loudly (not shouting in their face), "SORRY, I'LL GET OFF LATER IF YOU LIKE!" coupled with an overly friendly smile. The reaction about 96%* of the time is they recoil in absolute mortified...
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    Society & Culture Things in life you just don't understand

    The reaction to being asked to have your bag searched usually tells me how thoroughly I need to look.
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    Things sadder than 'Jurassic Bark'

    The first gif is from that episode. Second one is Ben's funeral.
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    Things sadder than 'Jurassic Bark'

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