Recent content by Simple Jack

Jesus Christ. Did all the boys dip their hands in butter before the game? Dropped marks absolutely killing us.

I'd take 1pt. Although might heart mightn't.

Anyone know where I can watch this in Barcelona? 7.20am is a bit early for the locals. Also insane we are fairly wide outsiders imo. We beat these guys away playing fairly ass football.

*s sake. The end of the second test was frustrating enough the first time around. Why are we watching Jimmy check out new helmets in real time. This is a replay FFS

It's a conservative news room. Good on her for being realistic with her expectations.

Crazy stuff given how s**t we've been for like 2 months now. Is this the worst quality season ever? If we keep it under 100 points next week that'll be impressive. God.

Bit late to the party but what's with the "danger game" stuff? We have been absolute dog s**t the last 7 quarters, Adelaide going well, home crowd/umpiring for them. They should be (and are looking at the odds are) comfortable favourites IMO. I just hope we can pinch it. Not at all expecting...

Amazing stat! The last few years we have been absolutely awful at it. Almost every quarter you could count on a cheap goal with about a minute and a half left. Just everything about how we're playing this year is so much less infuriating.

Big fan of the 2:30am thread creation. Should add I don't know if I'm confident or not. The boys are so consistent this year but Port is the ultimate banana peel.

It's really sad too. I'm not sure any player on our list would do better under RTB.

Jeez I know they've been playing funny buggers with the whole thing but in 4 weeks we could be looking at adding: Coffield, Jones, King and Webster to the pool of available players. If no one else gets injured we'd be absolutely flying.

Jeez it's really dire reading over on the Port board. You'd think a team that has made us their absolute bitches for a solid decade would have a smidge more confidence.

God they have a s**t song.

Fmd Campbell. The precise dart into the middle between 3 opponents is not your go bud.

Feels like a game we should win but I'm still too scarred from the Cho and Ratts years to have any confidence. Come on boys. 5-1 and still on top!