He always comes second? Man, I'd have thought he'd have come first! You know, before you've come. Is the fact that this is a premature ejaculation joke lost on you or do I need to make it more obvious?
I'm sorry if this analogical euphemism is a bit obscure, but what I'm trying to say that if E92_ were some sort of naval officer, his seamen would involuntary shoot themselves out of a cannon before reaching, you know, orgasm.