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The boos are coming from inside the house.

Sydney should not be allowed to play grand finals.

Low energy garbage.

We use the Queen's English in Victoria, so call them aubergines or feck off you sun-kissed uncouth out of state campaigner.

Ablett looks fat. On [device_name] using BigFooty.com mobile app

"Hey girl, are you a microwave, because I want to put a baby in you"

The football public would respect Selwood more if, when tackled, his first instincts were to break the tackle or get the ball to a team-mate, rather than draw the free by dropping low. He has been a very good player over the years but, I fear, as he gets older his urge to beat his opponent by...

Fifty is the new thirty.

I reckon Jason must have been my doppelganger.

I worked in Collingwood for a few years in the early 2000s. Walking down Smith Street at lunch, all these people in adidas tracksuits would come up and ask me "are you Jason?"

Divvy. Literally. On SGP511 using BigFooty.com mobile app

You haven't asked me a question, apart from asking me to answer your question.

For those arriving late, this sanctimonious hypocrite just changed his name from Lyon2Brownless.

Heaping scorn? Have a look at your username, buddy.

What if it's not mental illness that caused him to make such a drastic choice? What if he's just a terribly sad and lonely man because his selfish, cheating ways lost him a lot of friendships and nearly killed his football club?

"When you're talking football, you're talking Stephen Jurica", said no one ever. Except Bruce McAvaney. Back in 1995, as Richmond's young forward slotted his fifth against Essendon, Bruce must have felt his trousers tighten as he gutteraly exclaimed Jurica to be the next big thing in footy. No...

Are there restrictions on a nomination? Surely there are too many one game hacks to even think about.

AFL coaches work hard all week breaking down the opposition's game plan. But when they face Geelong, they let Dangerfield do it for them.

Eagles have midfielders who get lots of the ball, but none of them are very creative. Lots of backwards handballs.

I have the unfortunate ability of saying the wrong thing to the wrong person at the most inappropriate moment. Applying for a job with Paers communications department right now!

Always loved the pics of him bouncing back from his opponent, arms down by the side of his body, feet barely touching the canvas.

Jack Hiscox on the bench? We only got oranges when I played.:(

Danny Dickfos?

Old one but a goody... Q. What's the most difficult thing about playing soccer? A. Telling your family that you're gay. NTTAWWT

Is this a thread about entropy?

The number of times opponents punched me in the face meant these incidents were statistically unlikely to be accidents. I can offer my services as a forward line pest a la Ballantyne.

The players take to the field with haircuts that are not conducive to good football.

A stiff prick has no concious.