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Reckon she's tried just to make the ex in-laws a bit crook for a laugh and it got wildly out of hand.

Unfortunately I chuckled at Eternity (dec)

CEO probably goes on every trip "Oh well if sh*t hits the fan I won't be around to clean it"

2 hours would have you like this

I was in a similar situation 10 years ago with my then girlfriend, now wife. I earned more than her, so I put more in to the joint account. We worked it out so that after contributing to the joint account we both ended up with similar amounts left over per fortnight. We both had our own cars...

In her campaigner?

Apple & Cin is King. You can send original spiced fruit back to the 1960's where it belongs

Hot take: Zinc actually isn't that bad. Don't @ me The rest are terrible.

My 7yo son loves frozen peas. He'll eat them either completely frozen, defrosted by pouring boiling water from the kettle over them or properly cooked like you'd have with a meal. When he asks for some I need to check how he'd like them cooked like a waiter taking a steak order.

I can't stand kids. Everything about them. I have 2 of them.

For the love of god woman bunch like products together, you're giving me an OCD attack

Yeah cinnamon gets me too. Usually comes out as sim-ma-men

Yeah a few years ago, don't remember exact costs but it was around $500 per tooth. Got the first one taken out which was causing me grief, dentist told me to come back and get the rest out. Went back soon after to get the 2 on the other side out, was the worst dental experience of my life, the...

The carports just a bootleg garage though isn't it, nothing to write home about. Then again neither is Canberra.

Not so much a deep dive but I've made my way through most of this list. Some intriguing but sad stories. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_people_who_disappeared_mysteriously:_post-1970

That's the worst argument either for or against sperm donation I've ever heard.

If I get my slave to place my horse racing bets for me is that ok?

I'm hob smacked

That Elon Musk submarine thing is the most terrifying thing I've ever seen. I think I'd opt to stay in the cave and set up my own community of 1 then give that a whirl.

Normally disasters like this don't play out in the media, the event is already over by the time it hits the news. I get the growing feeling this isn't ending well, and because every minute of it is being covered worldwide it may go down as one of the saddest and most iconic events in a long time.

I've definitely had lunch at the Stamford sports bar before, must have just been because it was Easter Monday?

Too Many Times - Mental As Anything

Too much going on in the back of your mind, especially if it's your own missus

S&V easily Worst is Lite n' Tangy. Tastes like the chips have gone mouldy then someone's pissed on em

Tusk (the song) is FM's 2nd best song, behind Go Your Own Way. Come at me diehards

A bunny ears shaped vibrator? 2 in one style?

Merry Chritmsas guys

where my crico

It took me longer than it should have to realise Ngeoff wasn't her Inuit/central African middle name.

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