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Who decided we might run out in the first place to cause this chaos?

Psychologists will have a field day with this whole toilet paper thing. I bet if i rounded up a few other people and we went and started taking all the muesli bars off the shelves all the other sheep in the supermarket would follow. ******* idiots.

He’s a factory worker lmao. How does he get into all of these red carpet events? Gotta give him credit for the hustle I guess.

I mean it's pretty clear he has more than a few screws loose. Lying about practically every aspect of your life is more than just a bit unethical, it shows he has serious problems. The fact that no editor or producer saw that and decided to pull the stories is worrying

My senile grandpa, who was an artist, gave my dad a really nice painting he spent months on and my uncle and auntie a combined present of 20 or so used golf balls in a plastic bag. No malice in it and luckily they saw the funny side because it was hilarious

There is now a third incident being reported in Vauxhall. Scary stuff

The other day I rocked up to Eastland in my DOPE snapback, a black RVCA t shirt, acid wash elastic cuff Nena and Pasadena jeans and air max's. I was offered sexual intercourse 10 times.

A few years ago on the tram going home from school. There is a fairly large woman in her 50's I'd say who was sitting opposite me and my mate. Now I don't want to be rude about her appearance but let's just say she wasn't an oil painting. Anyway we are travelling along down the road and all of a...

Dont kill anyone

Lol

Would you guys count roshes and jeans as junners?

Hello, my name is Mr Burns. I believe you have a letter for me Ok Mr Burns, what's your first name? I dont know

Mr Burns: Smithers, Ive designed a new plane. I call it the Spruce Moose, and it will carry 200 passengers from New Yorks Idlewild airport to the Belgiun Congo, in 17 minutes! Smithers: Thats quite a nice model sir Mr Burns: Model?