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:eek: s**t got real in Kakadu.

The fact the silly bitch still does not see a problem with crossing the Southern Ocean at this time of year is precisely why she should not be allowed to attempt it again... at least until she is able to financially cover rescue costs personally.

Poor planning, arrogance, and not showing enough respect for the ocean... crazy IMO to be sailing the Southern Ocean during winter when the weather and sea conditions are at their worst. This type of sailing is like climbing Everest, you plan it around when the conditions are most conducive to...

Meh, Bob will have insurance and all the internet footage has made the coppers jobs pretty easy.

Seems they are considered more painful than childbirth by almost all women who have experienced both... http://answers.yahoo.com/question/index?qid=20090815123849AAbCvtp http://forums.randi.org/archive/index.php/t-12073.html...

Urologist made some recommendations to me... Lots of water (I now drink 3l plus per day, 4l on a big cardio days), limit grog (still drink but don't get smashed now), less salt through whole foods (ie avoid processed foods packed with salt), more calcium (ie milk & yogurt), don't over do red...

This is what I am genuinely afraid of. Both mine were on the cusp of what docs said were considered to be naturally passable size (7mm), but monster stones that you have no hope of passing (ie Optimax's old man) I imagine would be more painful... if possible. The sharpness and intensity of the...

Second time in around 9 months I've had to spend time in hospital doped up to the eyeballs with morphine trying to pass a ****ing kidney stone. Each time the bastard has been 7-8mm in size, which just happens to be around the limit that one can be passed naturally. You know the pain is real...

LOL, any wonder they cannot say it :D :thumbsu:

Mal Waldon cannot say "Phenomenon". A-e-yxGSFNk I really struggle with "Hatshepsut", even after practicing it a few times slowly under my breath. What words do you struggle to spit out regardless of how much you slow them down?

Where is the "Married, house full of kids, ultimatum of no sex unless snipped, now shoot blanks... but thankfully fairly often" option?

Looks like a young Dita von Teese... her beauty has absolutely nothing to do with her natural skin tone.

Is there anything more repulsive than a morbidly obese woman? Morbidly obese men are bad, but women seem to achieve the all over hail damaged Elephant Seal 90% blubber look much easier.

If you are not tanned you are ugly, owning your own sunbed is definitely the way to go.

Kangaroo jumped out in front of me at 100km/h many moons ago, was quite a big fella and it pretty much destroyed the front quarter of the car. Worst part was it took around 15 minutes to die. I dragged its twitching body off the road, its startled eyes locked onto me. I wanted to end its...

Looks like she is... :o

What does that have to do with the price of fish? Both points of view are mutually exclusive and equally valid. Just because I dislike McDonalds and fatties does not alter my fervent wish for my daughter to turn out nothing like you, for reasons previously stated. Are you as stupid as you...

You are a great role model mantis for how I don't want my daughter to turn out... ... anyone whose only friends in the world are animals and are proud of taking public transport everywhere (despite renting low income housing in the sticks) really is a waste of valuable oxygen and...

Don't fret mantis, just happens that I dislike fatties more than you ;)

Anyone who eats McDonalds regularly deserves to die an early death... getting card details skimmed is simply karma.

LOL, some fat bloke loses weight and mantis becomes the self appointed hero. Reminds me of this...

I'd rather eat the rancid sweat directly from the inner thigh of a morbidly obese lady, or her fermented poontang paste, than this abomination of a product. Wonder how long until the Dick Smith variant is released... iDickCheese anyone?

Brought to you by the makers of Dance Your Ass Off...

Seriously funny that they spend so much time and money on a naming competition and end up choosing such a ridiculous name. The world really is getting dumber by the day, and this lowering of the collective IQ is gen Y's biggest contribution to society. May as well just call it New Vegemite and...

Twittering... what a complete and utter waste of bandwidth that site is.

This shows just how big a weirdo and social misfit you really are.

This has nothing to do with a koala, it is symbolic of the bushfires. Pretty remarkable it survived what so many people didn't. Better to stuff a fluffy koala and place it next to Phar Lap than the charred remains of some poor bastard that got stuck in his barn.

Rhymes with hour.

So it is... I simply saw a link to the article on news.com.au homepage, didn't enter my mind they be linking to something a year old. Still a very cool photo though... unless you are an arachnophobe of course.

Apparently this photo is legit... that is one ****ing big arachnid! http://www.news.com.au/story/0,27574,24540399-5009760,00.html