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My fiance received this from her brother in NZ. I am tempted to email the person with a na-na-na-na-na!
"Have our cake and eat it too"
How good was it bringing the Springboks to their knees. Destroying and
humiliating them up-front for 80 minutes. Huge tight five work allowing space
for our loosie combination from heaven. I told you Carlos would explode, mate
the Aussies have it right, King Carlos, Genius Carlos, the superlatives continue
in praise for Carlos X-Factor Spencer. Mate our back line didn't even fire
properly and we still gave them a whipping. Captain Corne Krige gave a superb
loser speech at full time. It was fantastic, and there are more loser speeches
to come!!!
"No Cinderella for Matilda come midnight Sunday morning"
The Titans of the Rugby Universe, The Magnificent Men in Black, The New Zealand
All Blacks, the rugby dream of the 20th Century and the soon to be Sensei Footy
Masters of the 21st Century are going to break Waltzing Matildas legs and she'll
never dance again, guaranteed.
New Zealand All Blacks VS. Australia
Saturday Night November 15 Telstra Stadium Sydney 10.00pm (NZ time) kick off.
"It will be Wannabies forever and ever and a day"
On July 26 in the same stadium as this Semi, we hammered Australia 50 - 21 and
the green and gold didn't play that badly they were just slapped by a better
team.
On August 16 at Eden Chapel we took the Bledisloe Cup 21 - 17. In days gone by
Aussie would have won the tight ones. Not any more!!!
John Eels and Rod McQueen are no longer at the helm.
Eddie Jones just doesn't have a clue, he has no idea, and he has programmed all
spontaneity, creativity and x-factorness out of this team.
He hates Mavericks with a passion. How the hell could Chris The Freak Latham not
get a start? Do you remember in the Super 12 this year when Queensland beat NSW
Latham got smashed and pulverised in the head, stitched and bandaged up, hopping
on one leg and bought that team back on his own shoulders with an awesome try
and a fantastic win. What a legend, thank goodness he's not on the bench.
Sailor at wing, what a joke, this guy is liability plus, defensive line, what's
that, and we thought Jonah had problems turning back for the ball. How can the
Talented Mr Joe Roff not be on this wing? He is superb and has an intelligent
experienced rugby brain. After Latham he would be my second choice in the back
line.
Lote Tuqiri over Matt Burke, who doesn't even make the Reserves Bench, the joke
continues. I'd have Matt Burke at centre and Stirling Mortlock at wing and
Tuqiri on the bench.
And Rogers, his form has been ****e. Talk about butter fingers I'm out of
position dropsies. Sure he's a natural and gifted athlete but mate he's been
crap for two games in a row and as we all know it all happens in three's.
Then we have one season too far, don't run much Captain Gregan and his injured
counterpart Who Larkham. The last 5 years has seen this combination raise to
supreme levels, matching in some games the awesome Kangaroo combinations of
Johns & Fittler, Sterling & Lewis but this year it has been pure and
unadulterated kaka. They will not shine, they will not step up, and they will be
humbled.
And then we have their pussy forward pack. Meow, Meow saucer of milk anyone. A
front row of Bill Young, Brendon Cannon (Hooker) and Ben Darwin. Softer then
marshmallows baby. Justin Harrison and Nathan Sharpe. The two nobodies of rugby.
And I haven't finished yet, Phil Waugh and George Smith, the failed experiment
continues, are lineouts really that important? Saint MaCaw is going to beat them
to the ball anyway. Eddie Jones selections are going to be there downfall, put
your name on emmmm!!!
"There can be only one, and it's Black baby"
We are going to crush them. You thought last weeks game was Black dominance wait
until Saturday Night. You will witness a new level of humiliation rarely seen at
past or this World Cup. They will be Namibia, put your house on it!!! The All
Blacks have better combinations in attack and defence then the Oz. It's
combinations that win games.
The foundations of the MIB are found in the front five; Greg Cornerstone
Sommerville; Keven Black Mac Mealamu; Dave Consistency Hewett; Chris Marry My
Sister Jack, and Ali Boom By A Williams. A consistent conglomerate of power.
Guaranteed forward motion. We are laughing. We are the greatest. Fly like a
butterfly sting like a bee. Oh man, I'm in heaven!!!
The loosies of Saint Macaw; Jerry Terminator I Know No Pain Collins (Born in
Apia Samoa & is not Maori, my apologies to the families, but he looks Maori, he
talks Wainuamatish, and he has that Maori Warrior Spirit, but is Chop Suey, Taro
and Raw Fish infused all the way, Manu Samoa, Manu Samoa); and The Very Visible
in the Tight Captain Kirk Thorne are playing superb rugby. Each knows their role
with mind-boggling synergy when the going gets tough.
Not to mention the best half back in the world right now Justin Pretty Boy
Marshall; King X-Factor Carlos and Dr Mauger. How good are these three as
individuals, sublime but as a unit, unstoppable.
The back three of Mils Meta-amphetamines Muliaina; Doug Ladies Man Rocketstar
Howlett; and Joe Black Lightning Accelerando Rokocoko are world class and will
not be beaten for pace, skill, athleticism and Pure Polynesian Polyunsaturated
Power. There are none better.
And least I forget, as usual our bench is out of this world. Brad Frankenstein
Thorn, The Man; Mark The Hammer Hammett, Focused and unbendable; Kees the
Munster Meeuws, Plain Scary; 19. Marty Mitchell Holah; The back up to the Saint;
Byron Yapping Kelleher, Competitive advantage line yardage a certainty; Daniel
The Freak Robbie Deans Boy Carter; The Natural, will we see him on the morrow?
Lets hope we do when we are beating the Aussies by 20 at the break.
Forget about the 60'000+ screaming Mozzies, forget about Aussie winning culture,
forget about home town advantage, forget about them stepping up, forget about
the excruciating pressure for the Wannabies to succeed. They are not worthy and
they will be found wanting. We will kick them, we will crush them, and we will
annihilate them.
England VS. France
Sunday Night November 16 Telstra Stadium Sydney 10.00pm (NZ time) kick off.
Haven't heard a lot from Mr Rixon lately as he obviously knows France is going
to kill England by 20 points. They are the business. The took their foot off the
throats of Ireland last week because they had the game won at half time and they
were saving some juice for England's slaughter. England peaked a year too early
and their form of late is going to repeat itself come Sunday and the balmy army
will be a crying. As stated last week France is so well balanced with huge power
and mobility in the forwards matched with French flair and finesse in the back
line. There loose forward combination I rate better then the All Blacks, and
that's saying something. They are the All Blacks of the Northern Hemisphere and
they must be feared and given respect. England's Dads Army will be found out and
it will take them 8 years to win a Rugby World Cup, 2011. Put your house on
it!!!
"Ashes League Great Britain VS. Australia 2nd Test"
Sunday Morning November 16 7.00am (NZ time) kick off Sky Sport 2.
The Kangaroos just won the first test. Adrian Morley from the Roosters head high
tackled Robbie Kearns of OZ in the first 12 seconds of the game and was given
the red card, sent off. Great Britain played with 12 players the whole game and
should've, would've, could've won but didn't. This second game will be a blinder
and is the must watch third game of footy this weekend. You will not be
disappointed.
Huge weekend footy fans. Do exactly what you did last week when you watched the
All Blacks decimate the Bok. Do not change a thing. And watch the glory come
down.
Saturday = black undies, black socks, black shorts, black jersey and black
pudding wannabies for dinner.
Amen
"Have our cake and eat it too"
How good was it bringing the Springboks to their knees. Destroying and
humiliating them up-front for 80 minutes. Huge tight five work allowing space
for our loosie combination from heaven. I told you Carlos would explode, mate
the Aussies have it right, King Carlos, Genius Carlos, the superlatives continue
in praise for Carlos X-Factor Spencer. Mate our back line didn't even fire
properly and we still gave them a whipping. Captain Corne Krige gave a superb
loser speech at full time. It was fantastic, and there are more loser speeches
to come!!!
"No Cinderella for Matilda come midnight Sunday morning"
The Titans of the Rugby Universe, The Magnificent Men in Black, The New Zealand
All Blacks, the rugby dream of the 20th Century and the soon to be Sensei Footy
Masters of the 21st Century are going to break Waltzing Matildas legs and she'll
never dance again, guaranteed.
New Zealand All Blacks VS. Australia
Saturday Night November 15 Telstra Stadium Sydney 10.00pm (NZ time) kick off.
"It will be Wannabies forever and ever and a day"
On July 26 in the same stadium as this Semi, we hammered Australia 50 - 21 and
the green and gold didn't play that badly they were just slapped by a better
team.
On August 16 at Eden Chapel we took the Bledisloe Cup 21 - 17. In days gone by
Aussie would have won the tight ones. Not any more!!!
John Eels and Rod McQueen are no longer at the helm.
Eddie Jones just doesn't have a clue, he has no idea, and he has programmed all
spontaneity, creativity and x-factorness out of this team.
He hates Mavericks with a passion. How the hell could Chris The Freak Latham not
get a start? Do you remember in the Super 12 this year when Queensland beat NSW
Latham got smashed and pulverised in the head, stitched and bandaged up, hopping
on one leg and bought that team back on his own shoulders with an awesome try
and a fantastic win. What a legend, thank goodness he's not on the bench.
Sailor at wing, what a joke, this guy is liability plus, defensive line, what's
that, and we thought Jonah had problems turning back for the ball. How can the
Talented Mr Joe Roff not be on this wing? He is superb and has an intelligent
experienced rugby brain. After Latham he would be my second choice in the back
line.
Lote Tuqiri over Matt Burke, who doesn't even make the Reserves Bench, the joke
continues. I'd have Matt Burke at centre and Stirling Mortlock at wing and
Tuqiri on the bench.
And Rogers, his form has been ****e. Talk about butter fingers I'm out of
position dropsies. Sure he's a natural and gifted athlete but mate he's been
crap for two games in a row and as we all know it all happens in three's.
Then we have one season too far, don't run much Captain Gregan and his injured
counterpart Who Larkham. The last 5 years has seen this combination raise to
supreme levels, matching in some games the awesome Kangaroo combinations of
Johns & Fittler, Sterling & Lewis but this year it has been pure and
unadulterated kaka. They will not shine, they will not step up, and they will be
humbled.
And then we have their pussy forward pack. Meow, Meow saucer of milk anyone. A
front row of Bill Young, Brendon Cannon (Hooker) and Ben Darwin. Softer then
marshmallows baby. Justin Harrison and Nathan Sharpe. The two nobodies of rugby.
And I haven't finished yet, Phil Waugh and George Smith, the failed experiment
continues, are lineouts really that important? Saint MaCaw is going to beat them
to the ball anyway. Eddie Jones selections are going to be there downfall, put
your name on emmmm!!!
"There can be only one, and it's Black baby"
We are going to crush them. You thought last weeks game was Black dominance wait
until Saturday Night. You will witness a new level of humiliation rarely seen at
past or this World Cup. They will be Namibia, put your house on it!!! The All
Blacks have better combinations in attack and defence then the Oz. It's
combinations that win games.
The foundations of the MIB are found in the front five; Greg Cornerstone
Sommerville; Keven Black Mac Mealamu; Dave Consistency Hewett; Chris Marry My
Sister Jack, and Ali Boom By A Williams. A consistent conglomerate of power.
Guaranteed forward motion. We are laughing. We are the greatest. Fly like a
butterfly sting like a bee. Oh man, I'm in heaven!!!
The loosies of Saint Macaw; Jerry Terminator I Know No Pain Collins (Born in
Apia Samoa & is not Maori, my apologies to the families, but he looks Maori, he
talks Wainuamatish, and he has that Maori Warrior Spirit, but is Chop Suey, Taro
and Raw Fish infused all the way, Manu Samoa, Manu Samoa); and The Very Visible
in the Tight Captain Kirk Thorne are playing superb rugby. Each knows their role
with mind-boggling synergy when the going gets tough.
Not to mention the best half back in the world right now Justin Pretty Boy
Marshall; King X-Factor Carlos and Dr Mauger. How good are these three as
individuals, sublime but as a unit, unstoppable.
The back three of Mils Meta-amphetamines Muliaina; Doug Ladies Man Rocketstar
Howlett; and Joe Black Lightning Accelerando Rokocoko are world class and will
not be beaten for pace, skill, athleticism and Pure Polynesian Polyunsaturated
Power. There are none better.
And least I forget, as usual our bench is out of this world. Brad Frankenstein
Thorn, The Man; Mark The Hammer Hammett, Focused and unbendable; Kees the
Munster Meeuws, Plain Scary; 19. Marty Mitchell Holah; The back up to the Saint;
Byron Yapping Kelleher, Competitive advantage line yardage a certainty; Daniel
The Freak Robbie Deans Boy Carter; The Natural, will we see him on the morrow?
Lets hope we do when we are beating the Aussies by 20 at the break.
Forget about the 60'000+ screaming Mozzies, forget about Aussie winning culture,
forget about home town advantage, forget about them stepping up, forget about
the excruciating pressure for the Wannabies to succeed. They are not worthy and
they will be found wanting. We will kick them, we will crush them, and we will
annihilate them.
England VS. France
Sunday Night November 16 Telstra Stadium Sydney 10.00pm (NZ time) kick off.
Haven't heard a lot from Mr Rixon lately as he obviously knows France is going
to kill England by 20 points. They are the business. The took their foot off the
throats of Ireland last week because they had the game won at half time and they
were saving some juice for England's slaughter. England peaked a year too early
and their form of late is going to repeat itself come Sunday and the balmy army
will be a crying. As stated last week France is so well balanced with huge power
and mobility in the forwards matched with French flair and finesse in the back
line. There loose forward combination I rate better then the All Blacks, and
that's saying something. They are the All Blacks of the Northern Hemisphere and
they must be feared and given respect. England's Dads Army will be found out and
it will take them 8 years to win a Rugby World Cup, 2011. Put your house on
it!!!
"Ashes League Great Britain VS. Australia 2nd Test"
Sunday Morning November 16 7.00am (NZ time) kick off Sky Sport 2.
The Kangaroos just won the first test. Adrian Morley from the Roosters head high
tackled Robbie Kearns of OZ in the first 12 seconds of the game and was given
the red card, sent off. Great Britain played with 12 players the whole game and
should've, would've, could've won but didn't. This second game will be a blinder
and is the must watch third game of footy this weekend. You will not be
disappointed.
Huge weekend footy fans. Do exactly what you did last week when you watched the
All Blacks decimate the Bok. Do not change a thing. And watch the glory come
down.
Saturday = black undies, black socks, black shorts, black jersey and black
pudding wannabies for dinner.
Amen
