One line wonders ...

[SweetLeftFoot]

"She said shove it Jack, I'm walking out your ____ing door"

 

[SweetLeftFoot]

"I don't believe in an interventionist God, but darling I know you do"

 

[giantroo]

"Everyone knows mine"

 

[SweetLeftFoot]

"And for my 19th birthday I got a union card and a wedding coat"

 

[SweetLeftFoot]

"And then they played that song at the Death Disco, it started fast but ends so slow"

 

[SweetLeftFoot]

"____in' with me coz I'm a teenager with a little bit of gold and a pager"

 

[trevagreene]

Lemmy from Motorhead once said in a video called "Everything louder than everything else"

"Adolf Hitler, didnt drink, didnt smoke...perfect guy right ....? "

 

[The Teflon Dean]

"You can throw the deckchairs around but we just didn't get our hands on the football."

 

[sherrinorburley]

The point is of no return buddy and you've reached it! -Tura I'll kick your arse & break your back Satana.

 

[Urmoe]

"Ah....who needs that sentimental bullshit anyway, takes more than just a memory to make me cry"

Even though i aint a big fan, this line (is that 1 or 2 lines) keeps going around in my head regularly

 

[Urmoe]

"Allright, stop, collaborate and listen"

 

[The Teflon Dean]

"I learned a thing or two from Charlie dontcha know"

 

[budge11]

''They've done studies, you know. 60% of the time it works, every time.''

 

[salamander]

A couple of my favorites:

"I'm like a waterlogged ball that no-one wants to kick around anymore".
Tim Rogers.

"Now even the doors of the whores of this town are closed to me"
Nick Cave.

 

[roobear]

"Read my body. Are the letters big enough?"

 

[budge11]

''It's not who I know, but who I am''

- Me, when answering someone yelling 'who the ^#%# do you know!''

 

[The Other Dean]

"Fcuk tha po-lice"

- NWA

Pure poetry.

 

[The Other Dean]

And while we're on the Hip-Hop tangent, I nominate this beautiful, poignant one-liner.....

"I like big butts and I can not lie"

- Sir Mix-A-Lot

 

[The Other Dean]

"It was a robin's egg, but it was blue"

- Superchunk

Man, this thread is +1 heaven.

 

[The Other Dean]

"A simple prop to occupy my time, this one goes out to the one I love"

- His Royal Stipeness

Harsh sentiment, Mikey, but credit where it's due.

 

[The Other Dean]

"I don't care, I don't care, I really don't care....did you see the drummer's hair ?"

- Stephen Malkmus

 

[The Other Dean]

Surely one of the greatest movie quotes of all time....

"You're going to need a bigger boat"

- Police Chief Brody

 

[The Filth Wizard]

"I've come here kick some ass and chew bubble-gum... and I'm all outta bubblegum".

- Rowdy Roddy Piper in John Carpenter's underrated 'They Live'.

 

[Urmoe]

One from the ad world

'ha ha ha....now we can all get some sleep'

 

[The Other Dean]

One from the ad world

'ha ha ha....now we can all get some sleep'

"It won't happen overnight, but it will happen."

"Oooh, it does get in."

"Wh-why...why didn't you call ?"