One line wonders ...

[The Other Dean]

"I'M HERE WITH ALL OF MY PEOPLE,
LOCKED UP WITH ALL OF MY PEOPLE" *

- The Presets

* Words are best accompanied by head-nodding and a little (low-level) butt shaking.

 

[The Filth Wizard]

"This town needs an enema"- Jack's Joker...

to be replaced by

"Why...so...serious?"- Heath's potentially Oscar nominated Joker.

 

[The Filth Wizard]

My favourite movie one liner... cracks me up every time:

Mr Wolf- "Let's not start sucking each others dicks just yet" from Pulp Fiction.

Followed by, and there's a theme here:

Ray: "Everything was fine until the grid was shut down by dick-less here".
Mayor: "Is this true?"
Peter: "Yes. This man has no dick".

 

[Groggyk]

"Aint there some kinda law against *s servin food to the general public."
Pete; From Dusk til Dawn

"...and now lets kill that fcuking band."
Sex Machine; same movie.

 

[sherrinorburley]

Bob Dylans got a million, one of my favourites...

I used to care, but things have changed.

 

[sherrinorburley]

Joss Whedon has many...

I asked for a ham sandwich, i got a pig.

 

[salamander]

How about this from Denis Pagan:

"Don't piss down my back and tell me it's raining"

 

[salamander]

"I don't believe in an interventionist God, but darling I know you do"

You got the words muddled up SLF is that why you got red carded

"I don't believe in an interventionist God
But I know, darling, that you do"

 

[ShinbonerBaz]

Despite all my rage, I am still just a rat in a cage.

 

[Dan]

The Rock....

Losers always whine about their "best"! Winners go home and **** the prom queen.

 

[Mr Reliable]

Actress Ava Gardner once said: ''Deep down, I'm pretty superficial.''

She was attributed with having said during the making of the movie ''On the Beach'' in Melbourne in 1959 (pubs shut at 6pm) that Melbourne was:

''the perfect place to make a movie about the end of the world.''

 

[Old Skool]

"You can throw the deckchairs around but we just didn't get our hands on the football."

Ahhhhh, yes............I miss the JYD.

 

[CrazyQ]

"Dead in the middle of Little Italy little did we know that we riddled some middlemen who didn't do diddly."

Big Pun.

 

[see see]

"I'm going to Hell, because that's where all the pool tables are."

Lemmy

 

[CrazyQ]

"We ain't ready to see a Black President."

Tupac Shakur.

 

[ShinbonerBaz]

"I never had sexual relstions with that woman"

 

[salamander]

"Mmmm, Juicy fruit"

The Chief from - One flew over the Cuckoo's Nest

 

[ShinbonerBaz]

Hips like Cinderella

Pixies - Tame

 

[ShinbonerBaz]

"Do you remember, nothing stopped us on the field in our day"

Cold Chisel - Flame Trees

 

[ShinbonerBaz]

No woman, no cry

 

[Mr Reliable]

US General John Sedgwick during the American civil war telling his men not to be afraid of the enemy as they were out of range. His last words before being killed by a sniper's bullet to the face were ''they couldn't hit an elephant at this distance.''

His last words are often claimed to be ''they couldn't hit an elephant at this dist_."

 

[ShinbonerBaz]

And we may never meet again, so shed your skin and lets get started

 

[Higgins2Waite]

 

[ShinbonerBaz]

Dad's hands used to shake but I never knew he was dying.

Paul Kelly - Adelaide

 

[DarkPhoenix]

"I don't dislike you, I nothing you" - Jordan Sullivan [SCRUBS]