Why the Cats will go back to back

[Bayer_]

That's right, Fagpies/Drugthorn/Aints/Metermaids, after 5 years of dominating the competition, the Cats have one final trick left up their sleeve. We all know the Cats will do it:

- After 4 years of trolling everyone, Stevie J showed his true colours in this year's GF, and will be going at it all season next year;
- Tom Hawkins - henceforth known as the Incredible Hulk - has proven himself as the best big game forward in the competition. Buddy can have his run-from-the-wing-against-Cale-Hooker goals against the Scum, meanwhile the Incredible Hulk will continue to destroy teams in September;
- Jimmy Bartel would have Leigh Matthews - the AFL's Don Bradman - looking like the AFL's Phil Tufnell;
- Matthew Stokes is a rip snorter of a player whose white line fever will blow away any opponent, and send the Demon fans to the snow early;
- James Podsiadly has made the 'AA worthy' o) defender Josh Gibson his bitch;
- Matthew Scarlett is the greatest full back of all time, and a top bloke to boot.

A back-to-back, making 4 out of 6 flags, will put the mighty Cats into history as the greatest team ever:

- Brisbane 01-03: clearly the inspiration for the Melbourne Storm's salary cap rorting, except the AFL allowed them to do it;
- The Fagpies' four in a row came in an 8 team competition, and they still couldn't do it without cheating their way with the challenge rule;
- The Dawks four out of 6 in the late 80s/early 90s came with the greatest free kick in VFL/AFL history, in the form of zoning arrangements to allow the pitiful 1925 entrants to not go out of existence;
- Melbourne in the 1950s might have won 5 out of 6, but who gives a s**t?

So there you have it, no need to be angry flogs, just allow this OP to soften the blow when your team fails to the Mighty Cats in 2012. At least, in consolation, one of your also-ran teams will have the privilege of the lead-up to the GF.

 

[Stephen Shavedham]

**** me, how many bets have you lost????

 

[Good_Burger]

Geelong are good yes, But I don't think they can make it to the 2012 grand final. Prelims sure

 

[Jedi01]

 

[themarkedman72]

defo a bet lost. Very funny, wonder how long it took Doris or chef to write it. LOL.

I can just feel a hawks premiership...4 years since the last one...makes our one flag every 4.5 years totally due!!

I know you can all feel it as well...we have been winning them every 4.5 years since you where all born...you are trained to expect it, accept it and know it is just the way of the world like the sun rising.

Yes its time.

 

[themarkedman72]

freakin hell thats awesome....that bitch is a true dog jedi

 

[David the Cat]

defo a bet lost. Very funny, wonder how long it took Doris or chef to write it. LOL.

I can just feel a hawks premiership...4 years since the last one...makes our one flag every 4.5 years totally due!!

I know you can all feel it as well...we have been winning them every 4.5 years since you where all born...you are trained to expect it, accept it and know it is just the way of the world like the sun rising.

Yes its time.

No MM.........

This is one of the most genuine and heartfelt posts seen on Bay 13 for many years.

The depth of its analysis and its pinpoint accuracy are breathtaking.

TOTY for sure.

 

[Con_Cannedham]

Wow straight off a red and straight into posting s**t, Bayer = massive flog of failure.

 

[chefmeister]

This is one of the most genuine and heartfelt posts seen on Bay 13 for many years.

The depth of its analysis and its pinpoint accuracy are breathtaking.

TOTY for sure.

Outstanding OP Bayer...

It's great that you've seen the light...

 

[Byron_Clanger]

I see another Geelong/Collingwood Granny next year with Collingwood getting over the line and learning from last year mistakes, could possibly be Geelongs last hurrah

 

[Bartosrules]

OP's truth brought a tear to my eye, rest of carltank, west coke, collingfail, [injunction] etc etc flog supporters please join with Bayer and worship at the altar of the Geelong Football club, that you too can drinketh from the cup of eternal greatness and be fulfilled...

 

[yummy6]

Fair post Bayer. Shame you forgot to reneg on the part about Selwood being a ducker.

 

[peppy la pew]

I see another Geelong/Collingwood Granny next year with Collingwood getting over the line and learning from last year mistakes, could possibly be Geelongs last hurrah

Thanks Ben.

 

[Geelong Dynasty]

OP is still a **** and a flog.

 

[Squida25]

- Matthew Stokes is a rip snorter of a player whose white line fever will blow away any opponent, and send the Demon fans to the snow early;

 

[Double the Fist]

man, that is awesome. Just awesome........
Helped me forget the thread

 

[Bayer_]

OP is still a **** and a flog.

Have a cry, BW07.

 

[hawkman]

More pics of Scarlett Johansson anytime soon?

Another red has got to be better than this

 

[Rik E Boy]

defo a bet lost. Very funny, wonder how long it took Doris or chef to write it. LOL.

I can just feel a hawks premiership...4 years since the last one...makes our one flag every 4.5 years totally due!!

I know you can all feel it as well...we have been winning them every 4.5 years since you where all born...you are trained to expect it, accept it and know it is just the way of the world like the sun rising.

Yes its time.

Unless you were born in 1992 and you are wondering what all these old farts are on about.

 

[Bayer_]

More pics of Scarlett Johansson anytime soon?

Another red has got to be better than this

Considering.... next red is a permaban....maybe I'll ask the Bay what it thinks.

 

[rhys_22]

That's right, Fagpies/Drugthorn/Aints/Metermaids, after 5 years of dominating the competition, the Cats have one final trick left up their sleeve. We all know the Cats will do it:

- After 4 years of trolling everyone, Stevie J showed his true colours in this year's GF, and will be going at it all season next year;
- Tom Hawkins - henceforth known as the Incredible Hulk - has proven himself as the best big game forward in the competition. Buddy can have his run-from-the-wing-against-Cale-Hooker goals against the Scum, meanwhile the Incredible Hulk will continue to destroy teams in September;
- Jimmy Bartel would have Leigh Matthews - the AFL's Don Bradman - looking like the AFL's Phil Tufnell;
- Matthew Stokes is a rip snorter of a player whose white line fever will blow away any opponent, and send the Demon fans to the snow early;
- James Podsiadly has made the 'AA worthy' o) defender Josh Gibson his bitch;
- Matthew Scarlett is the greatest full back of all time, and a top bloke to boot.

A back-to-back, making 4 out of 6 flags, will put the mighty Cats into history as the greatest team ever:

- Brisbane 01-03: clearly the inspiration for the Melbourne Storm's salary cap rorting, except the AFL allowed them to do it;
- The Fagpies' four in a row came in an 8 team competition, and they still couldn't do it without cheating their way with the challenge rule;
- The Dawks four out of 6 in the late 80s/early 90s came with the greatest free kick in VFL/AFL history, in the form of zoning arrangements to allow the pitiful 1925 entrants to not go out of existence;
- Melbourne in the 1950s might have won 5 out of 6, but who gives a s**t?

So there you have it, no need to be angry flogs, just allow this OP to soften the blow when your team fails to the Mighty Cats in 2012. At least, in consolation, one of your also-ran teams will have the privilege of the lead-up to the GF.

HAHA I LOVE THE SIG. LOL

 

[Rockford]

Top thread.. I'm not sure if I agree with you though Bayer. Where do you see the improvement coming from? Are you suggesting that Scott is some sort of master coach? Or do you really think the Cats young brigade coming through now are that good? Please.. I'm not sure I understand the point you're trying to make.

 

[Partridge]

defo a bet lost. Very funny, wonder how long it took Doris or chef to write it. LOL.

I can just feel a hawks premiership...4 years since the last one...makes our one flag every 4.5 years totally due!!

I know you can all feel it as well...we have been winning them every 4.5 years since you where all born...you are trained to expect it, accept it and know it is just the way of the world like the sun rising.

Yes its time.

Hmm, nup not so much. The 17 year gap where you did feck all kind of removed that expectation.

Truth is I've got absolutely no idea who is going to win next year. You'd think the top 3 from this year will all be thereabouts. Otherwise who knows.

 

[candiehappy]

Considering.... next red is a permaban....maybe I'll ask the Bay what it thinks.

the Bay thinks that it's worth the risk

 

[AlwaysOnTheBall]

That's right, Fagpies/Drugthorn/Aints/Metermaids, after 5 years of dominating the competition, the Cats have one final trick left up their sleeve. We all know the Cats will do it:

- After 4 years of trolling everyone, Stevie J showed his true colours in this year's GF, and will be going at it all season next year;
- Tom Hawkins - henceforth known as the Incredible Hulk - has proven himself as the best big game forward in the competition. Buddy can have his run-from-the-wing-against-Cale-Hooker goals against the Scum, meanwhile the Incredible Hulk will continue to destroy teams in September;
- Jimmy Bartel would have Leigh Matthews - the AFL's Don Bradman - looking like the AFL's Phil Tufnell;
- Matthew Stokes is a rip snorter of a player whose white line fever will blow away any opponent, and send the Demon fans to the snow early;
- James Podsiadly has made the 'AA worthy' o) defender Josh Gibson his bitch;
- Matthew Scarlett is the greatest full back of all time, and a top bloke to boot.

A back-to-back, making 4 out of 6 flags, will put the mighty Cats into history as the greatest team ever:

- Brisbane 01-03: clearly the inspiration for the Melbourne Storm's salary cap rorting, except the AFL allowed them to do it;
- The Fagpies' four in a row came in an 8 team competition, and they still couldn't do it without cheating their way with the challenge rule;
- The Dawks four out of 6 in the late 80s/early 90s came with the greatest free kick in VFL/AFL history, in the form of zoning arrangements to allow the pitiful 1925 entrants to not go out of existence;
- Melbourne in the 1950s might have won 5 out of 6, but who gives a s**t?

So there you have it, no need to be angry flogs, just allow this OP to soften the blow when your team fails to the Mighty Cats in 2012. At least, in consolation, one of your also-ran teams will have the privilege of the lead-up to the GF.