Mega Thread General ASADA - AFL - Essendon Investigation Discussion [Now a troll free zone - be warned]

[IanW]

Yes and if the players consented to be given Thymosin but were actually given Thymodulin then the players could sue the club for injecting them with something that they never consented to. Either way Bombers are screwed. Nice try Bombers.

Given that under the AFL Anti Doping Code that players have to document what drugs they are given each and every month, charges would fall out of this as well.

 

[SBYM]

Since we are discussing immoral acts in the area of cheating not screwing. Carlton is the second team. Right?

Ha!

You've got me there....

ONLY CARLTON CHEATS!!!!!

 

[Baldur]

Ha!

You've got me there....

ONLY CARLTON CHEATS!!!!!

And Essendon

And Melbourne, but they win nuffin

And Sydney, but everybody forgets

 

[SBYM]

And Essendon

And Melbourne, but they win nuffin

And Sydney, but everybody forgets

Only one burnt dwarf in AFL history, though...

As far as I know...

 

[DesertRoo]

Only one burnt dwarf in AFL history, though...

As far as I know...

I wouldn't be so sure. the 70s and 80s were wild and no camera phones.

 

[DonsRule]

Only one burnt dwarf in AFL history, though...

As far as I know...

Essendon might have burnt one, but we have no records of such an event.

 

[Toil83]

Essendon might have burnt one, but we have no records of such an event.

Or it was called a 'Wharf' on the club forms...

 

[Magruder]

Only one burnt dwarf in AFL history, though...

As far as I know...

Sig worthy

 

[Magruder]

Essendon might have burnt one, but we have no records of such an event.

The onus of proof falls on the club to prove it didn't "burn a dwarf".

 

[mxett]

Essendon might have burnt one, but we have no records of such an event.

I heard the dwarf consented to being burnt, but then went rogue

 

[Ultimatt]

I heard the dwarf consented to being burnt, but then went rogue

It was actually a red dwarf and went up in a ball of fire from natural causes.

 

[mxett]

It was actually a red dwarf and went up in a ball of fire from natural causes.

Spontaneous combustion?

 

[IanW]

Spontaneous combustion?

I've read a bunch of your posts.

I can see how you'd publicly pretend to believe that.

 

[Broken_Chairs]

Spontaneous combustion?

we're staggered and shocked to be sitting here, but we can say with 100% confidence that no one set out to deliberately set the dwarf on fire

 

[Spongebob]

I looked up dwarf burning on the WADA List, and it is not banned under S2.

 

[Bark Maguley]

And Essendon

And Melbourne, but they win nuffin

And Sydney, but everybody forgets

When did sydney cheat wtf pls tell me

 

[Tiger_man322]

I looked up dwarf burning on the WADA List, and it is not banned under S2.

Or at least that's what Dank told you, right?

 

[Spongebob]

Or at least that's what Dank told you, right?

Well, he said he had a letter... That's like checking, right?

 

[mxett]

we're staggered and shocked to be sitting here, but we can say with 100% confidence that no one set out to deliberately set the dwarf on fire

I don't think there's enough evidence to even claim the dwarf was set on fire. Therefore I'm denying it ever happened.

 

[jenny61_99]

I looked up dwarf burning on the WADA List, and it is not banned under S2.

But as it is not an approved therapeutic activity it falls under S0.

 

[IanW]

But as it is not an approved therapeutic activity it falls under S0.

No no no no.

Burned dwarf has been approved for human theraputic use nowhere on the planet. Dwarf has to be *canned* to be useful.

Just burning the dwarf is fine, as long as every player breathes in 50cc or less of smoke.

 

[mxett]

No no no no.

Burned dwarf has been approved for human theraputic use nowhere on the planet. Dwarf has to be *canned* to be useful.

Just burning the dwarf is fine, as long as every player breathes in 50cc or less of smoke.

Sounds like youve been smoking some serious dwarf!

 

[IanW]

Sounds like youve been smoking some serious dwarf!

Subere knows how to brew the drinks that refresh the parts the other beers dont know about.

And Orlanth wears red and green, and screams abuse about offside as his children handball the ball forward.

 

[Laphroaig]

I looked up dwarf burning on the WADA List, and it is not banned under S2.

Therefore it has been dealt with under S2 and can not be banned under S0.

 

[ODNBlue]

Can i have some of what your smoking?

Are you hoping it will improve your spelling?

Nothing wrong with his spelling... Perhaps your general confusion has impeded your ability to recognise an error of grammar.