Resource SFA Information & Sign Up Thread

[brahj]

I just wanted to make the joke.

Been sitting on that one for a few days?

 

[TheFreshBanana]

Been sitting on that one for a few days?

I'm close to winning "Jokes about brahj" bingo.

 

[brahj]

I'm close to winning "Jokes about brahj" bingo.

You truly are as funny as an akkaps in an elevator.

 

[TheFreshBanana]

You truly are as funny as an akkaps in an elevator.

Oh come on man.

It was all fun and games and you just had to take it too far.

 

[YelloMit]

Greetings Mr. Mit,

You don't mind if I call you Yello do I? I'm from a far away place known as Las Vegas. A land with copious amounts of legalised Gambling, legalised Prostitution, un-caged and potentially lethal Exotic Animals, infamous shooting locations and bald fat men running Pawn shops. We are also inundated with Flanks. Half-Back, Half-Forward - whichever, it's all yours... like an Oyster.

Now if just positions enough aren't able to get you across the line (hey-oh! Sexual In-your-endo), let me just dangle the carrot that says we were voted by all the other SFA teams as the most enjoyable to post against. Guaranteed good guys. We also finished last on the ladder and are yet to win a premiership... But that only means there's only more room on our Honour Roll.

Thanks for listening, please take this complimentary, nothing suss, bag of unknown white powder and as you're 3 days deep into the greatest bender ever, please remember; "Las Vegas Bears got me lifted."

Warmest Regards,

Head Recruitment Officer for the Las Vegas Bears/Owner of the World's only Steam-Powered Batmobile: brahj

With a introduction like that, how can I say no?

I'm in.

 

[akkaps]

Oh come on man.

It was all fun and games and you just had to take it too far.

 

[Danoz]

With a introduction like that, how can I say no?

I'm in.

I feel the pain you feel Canberra based brother...

 

[brahj]

With a introduction like that, how can I say no?

I'm in.

Done and Doner. Welcome the Bears, brother. I'll tag you in the team thread.

 

[iBeng]

You truly are as funny as an akkaps in an elevator.

Can you feel the burn BABY!

 

[Coopers]

Hi All,

Just a note to let you know that I am reverse re-un-retiring for this season.

So, I'll see you at the post office.

 

[Wacky Tiger]

Hi All,

Just a note to let you know that I am reverse re-un-retiring for this season.

So, I'll see you at the post office.

I own a Post Office Are you coming in today

 

[TheFreshBanana]

I own a Post Office Are you coming in today

Which one? If you don't mind answering.
Busy time of the year.

 

[Wacky Tiger]

Which one? If you don't mind answering.
Busy time of the year.

Flat out mate. Country SA. s**t loads of parcels coming in

 

[Shermy]

Flat out mate. Country SA. s**t loads of parcels coming in

Any of them for me?

 

[This Is Anfield]

Flat out mate. Country SA. s**t loads of parcels coming in

For seven years I was a subbie to Aussie Post in Hawthorn, this time of year used to kill me, 12 hours without a break and we still couldn't get them all delivered.

 

[pantskyle]

Flat out mate. Country SA. s**t loads of parcels coming in

Do you ever steal the money from them?

 

[brahj]

Flat out mate. Country SA. s**t loads of parcels coming in

What's the best way to package Anthrax?

- Concerned Heavy Metal Fan.

 

[Wacky Tiger]

Do you ever steal the money from them?

That would be a NO

 

[Wacky Tiger]

What's the best way to package Anthrax?

- Concerned Heavy Metal Fan.

Toll Priority

 

[Coopers]

I own a Post Office Are you coming in today

At the busiest time of year, you're flat out... posting here?

 

[Wacky Tiger]

At the busiest time of year, you're flat out... posting here?

Well did start at 5am so allow myself a little break in the arvo Thats also why i have employees

 

[Coopers]

Well did start at 5am so allow myself a little break in the arvo Thats also why i have employees

I've got me some wage slaves as well. Useless bastards.

 

[fumbler]

Where's all the new Furies signings?

 

[ClarkeM]

Where's all the new Furies signings?

We just had a Richmond kid post in our team thread. Just FYI .

 

[fumbler]

We just had a Richmond kid post in our team thread. Just FYI .

Must be drunk looking for the Souvlaki stand.