Certified Legendary Thread 34 Essendon* Players suspended for doping violations - No opposition fans. Check OP for thread rules

[ESKIE]

Google the headline and you bypass it.

Yep so whats the headline ?

 

[basil00]

Yep so whats the headline ?

Hird may be in his final days as coach

 

[thylacine60]

Dons fans’ anguish heats up as membership thrown on fire

ESSENDON’S 110-point loss to St Kilda and ongoing drug saga might have proved too much for one fan who put his membership card to flames while another has dramatically threatened to place his membership in a microwave.

After the Dons went down to the Saints by the whopping margin at Etihad Stadium adding immense pressure to coach James Hird, the internet exploded with black and red frustration.

And one fan purporting to be Luke from Wallan has “had enough”.

A video posted to Twitter shows an Essendon 2015 card being thrown on an open fire.

Another unverified tweet shows a Dons membership card about to be placed in a microwave.

The fate of that card is unknown, but the message is clear — enough of this bad football and drugs saga and more premiership glory like 2000.

Which is now 15 years ago, by the way.

 

[ESKIE]

No need to yell.....sheesh

 

[thylacine60]

I always yell when I'm cacking myself.

 

[The Old Dark Navy's]

Dude ... 4.07pm .... you're not getting enough kws to power that microwave .... especially with shitty True Value Solar panels. Wait until round 21 when you play the Suns for maximum efficiency.

 

[ESKIE]

Hird may be in his final days as coach

Thanks..all pretty much drunken gibber by Robinson, god awful journalist

 

[jj1978]

This is bad... Can't gave the media (Robbo) starting to turn.. We need Hird to stay.

 

[Big Sim]

Dons fans’ anguish heats up as membership thrown on fire

ESSENDON’S 110-point loss to St Kilda and ongoing drug saga might have proved too much for one fan who put his membership card to flames while another has dramatically threatened to place his membership in a microwave.

After the Dons went down to the Saints by the whopping margin at Etihad Stadium adding immense pressure to coach James Hird, the internet exploded with black and red frustration.

And one fan purporting to be Luke from Wallan has “had enough”.

A video posted to Twitter shows an Essendon 2015 card being thrown on an open fire.

Another unverified tweet shows a Dons membership card about to be placed in a microwave.

The fate of that card is unknown, but the message is clear — enough of this bad football and drugs saga and more premiership glory like 2000.

Which is now 15 years ago, by the way.

Turn your hearing aids on Thy! I SAID TURN YOUR HEARING AIDS UP

 

[thylacine60]

now my ****ing lappy has a buzzing noise ffs.........

 

[Thrawn]

Dons fans’ anguish heats up as membership thrown on fire

ESSENDON’S 110-point loss to St Kilda and ongoing drug saga might have proved too much for one fan who put his membership card to flames while another has dramatically threatened to place his membership in a microwave.

After the Dons went down to the Saints by the whopping margin at Etihad Stadium adding immense pressure to coach James Hird, the internet exploded with black and red frustration.

And one fan purporting to be Luke from Wallan has “had enough”.

A video posted to Twitter shows an Essendon 2015 card being thrown on an open fire.

Another unverified tweet shows a Dons membership card about to be placed in a microwave.

The fate of that card is unknown, but the message is clear — enough of this bad football and drugs saga and more premiership glory like 2000.

Which is now 15 years ago, by the way.

#standbycontractextension

 

[The Flying Doormat]

now my ******* lappy has a buzzing noise ffs.........

 

[Dramoth]

http://m.heraldsun.com.au/sport/afl...ialSF&utm_source=HeraldSun&utm_medium=Twitter

The first shot from the newspapers.

Never would thought it would come from Slobbo. Must be a jilted ex-lover type of thing.

Slobbo must have found out that St Jimmy already has his escape plans in place for when it all goes to shit with WADA and CAS and he wasnt invited along.

 

[Dramoth]

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Shit... now I have to go home and tell dad we lost to St Kilda by 110 points and St Jimmy didnt hold my hand in the shower

 

[Thrawn]

"D-Danksy... where are you? I even lifted my jumper for your jab but you're not here! Then where's Hirdy to do it, is he in France again? Oh no, they're booing me again... *cries* ..."

 

[Jabba73]

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The moment reality of what the next few years hold finally hits home.

 

[hoddo22]

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Shit... now I have to go home and tell dad we lost to St Kilda by 110 points and St Jimmy didnt hold my hand in the shower

I really, really miss my performance enhancing drugs. Without them, I'm back to being a below average, 8 possession player.

 

[C4[2]Yo`DooR]

"Please God just make him go away!!"

 

[ESKIE]

"i knew I shoulda worn the orange boots"

 

[Mister Carlton]

Why did they have to delist Aaron Joseph?

 

[jj1978]

Oh no... Daddy is on a break from Sen tomorrow... Who is going to defend us tomorrow. Where did I stash my emergency paper bag? Oh well my jumper will have to do.

 

[GoBlues!]

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Shit... now I have to go home and tell dad we lost to St Kilda by 110 points and St Jimmy didnt hold my hand in the shower

Jeepers, I can't take this anymore.....I have to sit through another Goddard crying session ffs.

 

[Blue Pulse]

C'mon guys, stop needling him

 

[MrsEddieBetts]

I hope Hird gets a contract extension. #standbyhird
He's destroying that club.

 

[HBF]

I'm bad but I don't feel one ounce of pity for Hird and Essendon... Wonder if Tim will be on SEN thus week... Need a good laugh.

Still on holidays. Will be back next week.