DenieD has told me that I need to make a media thread so that people even know who I am. If this takes me more then 20 minutes to finish, it has not been worth it. I started a stopwatch and will be timing my attempt, I am speed running this. Considering I have only seen one quality piece of media in my time here in the ‘Loosely SFA Related Garfield Thread’ I am unsure as to what is expected. You all need to lift.
Now I’m a harsh and bitter man. I don’t like many things let alone love anything. If you get a love react from me, it means something. It should be cherished. Some people dish them out like they mean nothing, but not me. Same goes for a laugh react. Making me slightly smirk is not good enough for me to just hand out a laugh react. There needs to be genuine air being exhaled from my nostrils.
Now that I’ve played all the teams in the Sweet FA, I can give concrete evidence as to who the most LOVED and FUNNY match thread posters are. Now you might be thinking, you haven’t even finished playing the Gumbies yet, how do you not know if someone from that team might put on a showing and take the crown? I don’t think I need to explain why I’m not waiting for that thread to be finished, use your brain. Obviously, I’ve excluded my Furies teammates from the analysis or else they would easily take both awards away. If you’re going to complain that I wasn’t as active in certain match threads, that’s your fault. I was here, I read it, if I didn’t participate it’s because you were boring. If you want to see the numbers, too bad. I’m not sharing my secret Excel spreadsheet.
I didn't hand out many LAUGH reacts to my opposition in match threads in my time here. Like I said, my mouth needs to be opened and absolutely howling to the point my coworkers ask what is wrong with me as they think I might be turning into a Werewolf. The fact that anyone received one should be seen as commendable. Many were received by the same people. Now using some data mining techniques, expert analysis, I’ve ran the numbers. These are the five funniest posters I have encountered this season:
The winner Tigerturbulance won by a landslide. If you are whining about not being placed on the list, imagine yourself as an equal sixth. This is the definitive list, this is it, no complaining.
Now for the most LOVED poster. I’ve handed out a few more love then laugh reacts. I guess sometimes I’m a bit in my feels, maybe I hand out a pity love react every now and then, who knows. But I definitely loved a lot more people than I thought were funny. The only things in life I truly love are drugs, the feeling when you release a piss that you held in for an hour, and probably Big Bird off Sesame Street (my first crush). With more then double LOVE reacts being given out they were spread out to a lot more posters. But anyway, here's the five most loved posters of this season:
Clearly, I was absolutely in my feelings for that Wonders match because I don’t think even Brenton Davy's own mother loves him that much. Same with okeydoke7 as nobody could ever love him as much as he loves himself. But regardless, they must have won me over at the time. Frothies Mcveigh is a deserved winner, I definitely have a soft spot for him.
The two winners of the most prestigious awards in the Sweet FA. Tigerturbulance an absolute short king