You know you're a wrestling fan when...

[Igloo]

Idea shamelessly stolen off reddit before there are posts of "someone's been browsing /r/squaredcircle"

So what do you do in your every day life that shows you're a wrestling fan?

YKYAWFW you do a spinning heel kick to sit on your couch more often than not.

Now you.

 

[Baird]

you think of Steve Austin whenever the clock strikes 3:16

you hear The Shield's music in your head whenever you walk down a flight of stairs

 

[TooUglyForFugly]

You closely watch the update times of the wrestling roster Wiki pages to see if there are changes ... no joke.

 

[TooUglyForFugly]

Also, when you read and edit TV Tropes pages.

 

[timtamWB]

When you want to give your friends an RKO OUTTA NOWHERE.

 

[Igloo]

When you pull your adductor attempting to give someone sweet chin music.

 

[NSWCROW]

Whenever you hear the " 2001 " theme you go WOOOOOOOOOOO ( out loud or in your head )

 

[I Rock]

......you enjoy watching wrestling.

 

[BABYBOMBERS2007]

......when you finally realise just why people don't like Cena.

 

[Igloo]

......you enjoy watching wrestling.

It was only a matter of time before someone posted this

 

[TooUglyForFugly]

... You get upset by anything Cena does.

 

[NitroFan]

'face' and 'heel' replace 'good guy' and 'bad guy' in your vocabulary

 

[Baird]

When somebody misses an easy shot in footy/soccer, you refer to it as a "botch"

 

[TooUglyForFugly]

You expect pyros to erupt behind you when you enter a room.

 

[Maxwell110]

When you call things you don't know the name a gimmick

 

[Pera]

When I go out the back and gather firewood, then let out a massive 'HOOOO!' on re-entry to the house, Jim Duggan style. Really gets the mrs in the mood.

 

[Maxwell110]

Whenever you have two cans of drink in your hand you want to smash them together above your head and then pour the drinks into your mouth. Or whenever you hear Enter Sandman you are tempted to smash the can against your head.

 

[MakeshiftMartyr]

When you use 'kayfabe' as a code word for when you can't talk or have to act normal.

 

[PVF]

When you do a dick move to someone and you say 'heel turn' and pose like legend killer Randy Orton.

 

[Cyclone Larry]

when you see those big foil oven trays you can't help hitting someone over the head with one, or hit it over your own head.
you 'sell' like a mofo when one of your younger relatives gives you a hit.

 

[Maxwell110]

When someone needs some inspiration and encouragement you tell them they need to just BOLIEVE!

 

[TooUglyForFugly]

When a brat's thumping his fists on the ground you think he's preparing to deliver an RKO.

 

[TRAWP]

When you see a "coathanger" and call it a "clothesline".

 

[Cyclone Larry]

When you hear the start of 'smells like teen spirit' you can't help but yell out "Self High Five"!

 

[Mitho]

Every nappy change becomes a submission move on the change table or some kind of suplex onto it