No Oppo Supporters THE TAN 26 - MILES HIGH CLUB

[Tiger71]

its the new thing

Also screaming at the top of your lungs Hazzah Huzzah during sex....

 

[Groupie_]

LMAO i would rather pop a pill than put an elastic band around my nuts. * im still laughing you funny campaigner

wear a utensil ring

they sell em in the lower plenty pub toilets. glow in the dark too

 

[Put a Lids on it]

bahahahahaha utensil ring staHPP plz

 

[Put a Lids on it]

But I mean if that's what you're into all good brother, we don't judge here..

 

[Danog]

I think all this gym post is you creating this facade that you're a gym junkie. When in fact you're a #fatcampaigner.

EXPOSED BITCH!!!!!!

It's been 2 days. * me dead.

 

[Komrade_Tiger]

Carltank didnt appreciate me telling them why they wont get Treloar


bunch of mod campaigners over there

 

[Cody_]

we don't judge here..

yes, we do.
Groupie_ is scary

 

[tigs2010]

Pro tip

Dont go to the bar, order 2 beers for you and your lady and while she is seated you turn around and take your dick out of your pants chopper reed style.

Make sure you shower and no, dont use brute, its so 80's. Rock some jazz and she will blow you after the second course.

Also saying " naaa" and " grouse" and "**** yeah" wont work with real women of class. Most would be turned off. Only chicks from frankston and those on milk farms like "The Roar Is Back" misses like it. So if she is not a bush pig, dont do it.

Also dont talk about your hair and how soft your hands are. I know the *********** has told you that works for him but trust me, she needs to feel like she is out with a man, not a trans woman like tigs crowd.

The best advice, ask her opened ended questions, let her talk, shut up and pretend to be interested. make sure you are asking questions that allow her to talk about herself and her life, they love that s**t. Try not to fall asleep, feign interest.

Also make sure when you know the dates going really well and you will most likely have " The Sex". Excuse yourself and go to the toliet and have a tug. That way when you do have "The Sex" you will last an hour and she will think you are a young Hercules.

Last thing brother, remove the utensil ring, its a bad look

Do the exact opposite and you will get a root Tigerforlife78

 

[Tigerforlife78]

Ahh the comedy of dating, went for a little man grooming downstairs just in case we get that far and kept making it look uneven. So i kept trying to fix it and now my dick looks like fkin Hitler

 

[Tony Harrison]

Ahh the comedy of dating, went for a little man grooming downstairs just in case we get that far and kept making it look uneven. So i kept trying to fix it and now my dick looks like fkin Hitler

As long as he can do this when you need him to, don't worry.

 

[Groupie_]

Ahh the comedy of dating, went for a little man grooming downstairs just in case we get that far and kept making it look uneven. So i kept trying to fix it and now my dick looks like fkin Hitler

If she's German it may work in your favour

 

[Danog]

Ahh the comedy of dating, went for a little man grooming downstairs just in case we get that far and kept making it look uneven. So i kept trying to fix it and now my dick looks like fkin Hitler

Hope she likes stubble

 

[mellowyellow]

Ahh the comedy of dating, went for a little man grooming downstairs just in case we get that far and kept making it look uneven. So i kept trying to fix it and now my dick looks like fkin Hitler

Then date a polish girl and invade her pants

 

[tigs2010]

Pro tip

Dont go to the bar, order 2 beers for you and your lady and while she is seated you turn around and take your dick out of your pants chopper reed style.

Make sure you shower and no, dont use brute, its so 80's. Rock some jazz and she will blow you after the second course.

Also saying " naaa" and " grouse" and "**** yeah" wont work with real women of class. Most would be turned off. Only chicks from frankston and those on milk farms like "The Roar Is Back" misses like it. So if she is not a bush pig, dont do it.

Also dont talk about your hair and how soft your hands are. I know the *********** has told you that works for him but trust me, she needs to feel like she is out with a man, not a trans woman like tigs crowd.

The best advice, ask her opened ended questions, let her talk, shut up and pretend to be interested. make sure you are asking questions that allow her to talk about herself and her life, they love that s**t. Try not to fall asleep, feign interest.

Also make sure when you know the dates going really well and you will most likely have " The Sex". Excuse yourself and go to the toliet and have a tug. That way when you do have "The Sex" you will last an hour and she will think you are a young Hercules.

Last thing brother, remove the utensil ring, its a bad look

This must be that proud feeling a father gets when his son figures out how to get vagina.

Well done on the tagging. #proud

 

[tigs2010]

Then date a polish girl and invade her pants

Lmfao you win

 

[Danog]

Lmfao you win

Blitzkreig

 

[Tigerforlife78]

Then date a polish girl and invade her pants

LMAO, dear god thats awesome
Im off to pick her up now gents, will let you know how it goes

 

[RichoLedio]

LMAO, dear god thats awesome
Im off to pick her up now gents, will let you know how it goes

Promise me something, when you get her home to bed and you're caressing her firm supple breasts, think of me

 

[aislegi]

Wooden boards are out now. Eating off tiles is the future

If that's the case, Labradors have mastered the art of time travel:

 

["The Roar Is Back"]

Go natural man, pfft the drugs. Just get a elastic band and strap that around your nuts...you will last all night haha

Did it ever occur to you that the elastic band around your nuts is the reason your nuts fell off and you started growing **** ?

 

[Nostradumbass]

Did it ever occur to you that the elastic band around your nuts is the reason your nuts fell off and you started growing **** ?

 

["The Roar Is Back"]

LMAO, dear god thats awesome
Im off to pick her up now gents, will let you know how it goes

Put the cat out for a s**t before you leave . The new misses might not appreciate cat s**t on the bed your about to pork her .

 

[Ned_Flanders]

I can't imagine how drunk i will be if we win the flag....

Ive already told my missus when we make a GF, write me off for three days. one way or another, I'll be ****ed out of my brain in a gutter somewhere

 

[Ned_Flanders]

Pro tip

Dont go to the bar, order 2 beers for you and your lady and while she is seated you turn around and take your dick out of your pants chopper reed style.

Make sure you shower and no, dont use brute, its so 80's. Rock some jazz and she will blow you after the second course.

Also saying " naaa" and " grouse" and "**** yeah" wont work with real women of class. Most would be turned off. Only chicks from frankston and those on milk farms like "The Roar Is Back" misses like it. So if she is not a bush pig, dont do it.

Also dont talk about your hair and how soft your hands are. I know the *********** has told you that works for him but trust me, she needs to feel like she is out with a man, not a trans woman like tigs crowd.

The best advice, ask her opened ended questions, let her talk, shut up and pretend to be interested. make sure you are asking questions that allow her to talk about herself and her life, they love that s**t. Try not to fall asleep, feign interest.

Also make sure when you know the dates going really well and you will most likely have " The Sex". Excuse yourself and go to the toliet and have a tug. That way when you do have "The Sex" you will last an hour and she will think you are a young Hercules.

Last thing brother, remove the utensil ring, its a bad look

out of interest, does your mum appreciate the luck she has having a 44 year old son who, because he will never have a woman, will provide her with lifetime home care?

 

[Ned_Flanders]

Do the exact opposite and you will get a root Tigerforlife78

Tiger71 is the only dude Ive every heard of whos been knocked back by the day shift on Hindley Street