Why do Females

[Flash of power]

Why do women get pissed off after you do something they said was fine? I don't even know what that word means anymore.

The meaning of "fine' is completely dependent on the gender of the person using it. It is the one word in the english language that when used by a woman means the exact opposite and yet when used by the male of the species it actually means "fine".

The earlier boys learn this language rule, the less grief they will endure.

 

[Power Raid]

always complain about something

"something"

is that what they call us now?

 

[Sydney Bloods]

Dunno about that. What I do know is if I say I'm "fine" I'm not fine, trust me.

then why say fine? goddamn it!

 

[Wallaby]

The meaning of "fine' is completely dependent on the gender of the person using it. It is the one word in the english language that when used by a woman means the exact opposite and yet when used by the male of the species it actually means "fine".

The earlier boys learn this language rule, the less grief they will endure.

 

[Howard Littlejohn]

Dunno about that. What I do know is if I say I'm "fine" I'm not fine, trust me.

I would trust you. I would trust you that you were fine. Or should I trust you that you lie? That doesn't seem like trust. "Trust the lie" .... when I go into politics, that's my all-important "three word slogan".

 

[Deliverance]

Why do the start arguments when it's time for bed instead of during the day?

 

[PoppedCorn]

Because it's the last chance that day to get it all out.

 

[a_fighting_fury]

Why do women take so frickin long to get ready for anything??

 

[Shell]

Why do women take so frickin long to get ready for anything??

My ex took longer than me getting ready. True.

 

[a_fighting_fury]

My ex took longer than me getting ready. True.

Am I to assume your ex was a male?
What took them so long? It was the hair, right??

 

[Shell]

Am I to assume your ex was a male?
What took them so long? It was the hair, right??

Yeah it's a he. I dunno he was just as slow af.

Was very annoying.

 

[a_fighting_fury]

Yeah it's a he. I dunno he was just as slow af.

Was very annoying.

We can't seem to get it right. Women have also been known to complain when we're too quick!

 

[jedi mind tricks]

Why do females scare me when they want a relationship?

 

[bombersfan4000]

 

[PoppedCorn]

I can let the misses have a shower, do the hair and start the make up.
I can literally drag myself out of bed, shower, dress and be ready sitting at the breakfast bar rolling a smoke for the drive...and I'll still be waiting ten mins.

Fart assing around preening and s**t
Hurry the hell up women,!!!

 

[IschenkoUBeauty]

treat IUB like s**t

 

[Lebbo73]

Why do the start arguments when it's time for bed instead of during the day?

So we won't try and have sex with them!

 

[Power Raid]

Why do the start arguments when it's time for bed instead of during the day?

they want make up sex

 

[Lebbo73]

they want make up sex

That is only b4 u r married though!

 

[kfc1]

That is only b4 u r married though!

no pitching wedge in the water trap tonight m8?

 

[Power Raid]

That is only b4 u r married though!

I got hit on by a 30yo girl at bmw or at least I think I did. She said "when I was younger I used to get stressed, now I just like sex".

I was so stunned, I was lost for words. 10 minutes later I called dad and told him what just happened and my absent retort; "when I was younger I used to have sex, now I just get stressed".

 

[kfc1]

in hindsight i should have gone with the 'water trap more like a sand trap tonight m8?'

 

[two up]

85% of women will jump out of the way when a tennis ball is thrown at them, but 100% of men instinctively try to catch the ball.

 

[NaturalDisaster]

why do women makes a hell of a mess when they shop yet freak if their house isn't spotless?

 

[FISTO]

100% of statistics in this thread are bullshit