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Mount Buller Demons
IF... you win an important match then get smashed the next week...
THEN... you need to take it on the chin and focus up for the next week.
Where did you get your journalism degree?
 
Same place Damo did :fire:
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Where did you get your journalism degree?
Bamian Darrett is a respected Qooty journalist and if he had a twitter account he would block you from it :)
 
IF... a team wants to win...
THEN... they need to score more than the opposition...

Am I doing your thread right Millky95? :confused:
Who is 'a team'? Learn who the teams are first... that's the important part
 
Sliding Doors
By Bamian Darrett for M95 Media

Round 4:
Baghdad Bandits
IF...
you need ten goals in the last quarter to win a game...
THEN... you probably won't win very many games.

Coney Island Warriors
IF...
the Warriors are worrying about finals hopes...
THEN... they shouldn't be. Early days still despite giving the Hawks their first win.

Dragons FFC
IF...
one player can take a game away from you...
THEN... there may be a floor in the game plan you really need to fix.

East Side Hawks
IF...
you plan to shut-up a Media outlet...
THEN... a convincing win is the way to do it. But was it a fluke?

Fighting Furies
IF...
there is such a thing as a premiership hangover...
THEN... this is one. Giving up 10 goals in the final quarter is disgraceful.

Geelong Wolves
IF...
the Wolves plan to keep top spot...
THEN... avoiding the tribunal would be a good was to start.

Gold City Royals
IF...
you were the Royals...
THEN... you would be happy to be in the top 4 but concerned if your goal kicking cannot improve. Last week was a good start.

Mount Buller Demons
IF...
there is one thing the Demons have proved this season...
THEN... it would be how last season's runners up are going to have a yo-yo season.

Las Vegas Bears
IF...
the Bears can keep their activity up...
THEN... they may find a better full back in their side. Current defensive set up is not working.

Roys FFC
IF...
you let the worst offensive side score over 100 points against you...
THEN... you deserve to lose. Off week? fitzroybowiedog needs to rally his troops.

Sin City Swamprats
IF...
the Swamprats cannot win at home...
THEN... spookism 's side will struggle to make finals.

West Coast Wonders
IF...
the Wonders want to thank anyone for finally kicking a decent score...
THEN... SSwans2011 and Golumless are welcome. Keep it up.

*All opinions in this article are that of the author, not of M95 Media or any other club. M95 Media is not sponsored or endorsed by any club or admin.
 

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Baghdad Bandits
IF...
you need ten goals in the last quarter to win a game...
THEN... you probably won't win very many games.

I'd like to point out We only needed three goals in the last quarter to win the game. We kicked ten because the furies are a basket case, that shouldn't be an indictment upon us.
 
Mount Buller Demons
IF...
there is one thing the Demons have proved this season...
THEN... it would be how last season's runners up are going to have a yo-yo season.
Mellty pls. It's been 3 games.
 
Mellty pls. It's been 3 games.
Yet you've been up, down and up...

These threads suck early season anyway. Someone do something interesting, like melt so hard they quit the league
 
Dragons FFC
IF...
one player can take a game away from you...
THEN... there may be a floor in the game plan you really need to fix.

Who?

I just want to know why the Dragons FC gameplan involves a floor.

Hate you crafty individual. Tell me your secrets.
 
Sliding Doors
By Bamian Darrett for M95 Media

Round 5:
Baghdad Bandits
IF...
you let the worst scoring side in the competition score more than double your score...
THEN... you need to take a good hard look in the mirror. 4 rounds in but might be time to say the "R" word.

Coney Island Warriors
IF...
there is a team sneaking under the rader this season...
THEN... it would be the Warriors. BigJoeD_ perhaps building bomb shelters as well as tin foil hats?

Dragons FFC
IF...
the Dragons want momentum heading into the 2nd quarter of the season...
THEN... this week is a must win.

East Side Hawks
IF...
you have a superstition...
THEN... having someone acknowledge it in a media thread might make it worse.

Fighting Furies
IF...
the hang over continues...
THEN... Wacky Tiger will be glad to have left a sinking ship. Bottom of the ladder and footy_fumbler in the tribunal. Not a good week.

Geelong Wolves
IF...
seeing the Wolves in action proves anything...
THEN... it would be co-captaincy is a farce.

Gold City Royals
IF...
the Royals want to cement themselves in the top 4...
THEN... smashing the lowly Bandits is a must.

Mount Buller Demons
IF...
Smartys Power wants to claim otherwise that the Demons aren't a yo-yo...
THEN... winning two games in a row would be a start.

Las Vegas Bears
IF...
there is going to be a recurring theme in this article...
THEN... it would be how brahj needs to fix his side's defensive work. Otherwise top 4 is a pipe dream.

Roys FFC
IF...
you have a higher percentage than 2 other sides in the top 8...
THEN... you need to win those close games.

Sin City Swamprats
IF...
your ruckman gets taken off within the first minute...
THEN... you probably need a new one.

West Coast Wonders
IF...
the Wonders can get their percentage over 100
THEN... I'll believe they deserve to be in the top 4.

*All opinions in this article are that of the author, not of M95 Media or any other club. M95 Media is not sponsored or endorsed by any club or admin.
 

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