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Cheryl famously melted on live TV after losing her seat, blaming the ALP for her complete failure. So who will provide us with that entertainment on Saturday night??? to win they have to: 1) have a complete implode 2) turn on their own 3) be the first to do it my money is on Frydo, guy is...

When you have to explain the joke, the joke is not funny.

The Ophidian Academy has been established because creating the next generation of Old Boys is just as important as getting the fossils onboard. As such, this is the roll call for all new members of the Academy; who will be the names you will hear, and the names you will fear in season 34...

Muddiemoose requested this, so his wish is my command. What are the Bears though? Under the cult of JoshWoodenSpoon , at least there was a cohesive vibe. From the outside it looked like a group of people who genuinely liked each other (except for Test Tickle , noone liked him), and enjoyed...

Having secret deals to sign a player BEFORE a player agrees to sign with another club. Bantering on a topic that is normally off limits for trolling on BigFooty Have the WONDERS officially run out of ideas, and are now desperately trying to copy the Bombers to show some viability? And...

Finally we agree on something U2tigers MAKE IT HAPPEN FURIES!!!!!!

Due to the Fighting Furies failing to meet even Northern Territory standards of security and governance, the contract to manage the community service order of Ned Flanders is being reopened for tender. The rules are simple: 1) If your club wants the contract for S33 (his parole is up in S34)...

Now that the season is over, I feel its time to be honest about one of the new changes at the Furies for S32. When Bastyy was made captain, the initial plan was for me to remain his VC. Until his first decision... Tigerturbulance and I spent several years building on the culture of the...

Following the disastrous end to season 30, the Furies are once again in the smouldering wreckage of the Hippodrome. Tigerturbulance has summoned us, and has created three new rules for the Furies: 1) have fun 2) survive 3) kill NaturalDisaster as for the rest of the league, we will let you...

No, this is not some "oh they are so gooood" team bullshit that other clubs are doing. I don't like the ******* Furies, so I don't plan to do that. What I will do however is compile a team of the 20 greatest shittrucks who ever shittrucked in the history of the Furies if you're in this team...

The vanilla slice vs wonderbread grand final is done, so the countdown to S30 Furies Grand Final destiny starts now!!! Furies: repair, refuel, and reload The rest of you flogs: yeah, we're a comin'!!!

As WaynesWorld19 has mentioned in the #scandal thread, the bombers plan on voting for the following in the expansion vote: S30: a merged bid of the Serpents and Vamps is admited to the league S31: a Bombers second side (which I shall call the Basra Bandits) is admited to the league. Now Wanyo...

This is being touched on in various side threads, but its probably warranting its own discussion now - 80% retaliatory tariff on barley exports due to accusations of dumping 18m ago - export licence suspensions on four abattoirs on the basis on improper labelling/paperwork for beef exported to...

**OFFICIAL FIGHTING FURIES STATEMENT** On Round 16 of Season 29 the Sweet FA Committee found in a 12-0 vote that the Fighting Furies are guilty of Bringing the Game into Disrepute. The charge goes back to activities over the last 200 games, where they have actively shown contempt and disgust...

What are your early thoughts? Have you say and vote! Poll is unlocked, so you can change your position as the information available changes

I know individual clubs and the committee have been discussing this internally for some weeks now, but events in my own life today have prompted me to write this. People famously are proud that the SFA is about hard banter, and if you can't hack it, GFTO. Right now we are in a really unique...

A captain who in committee is faced with a problem; the rookie he wants to recruit has been denied clear passage. During the original appeal, the post appeal, the subsequent player appeal, and the natural post appeal again, two things stood out to me. Firstly, every solution this captain was...

As the three weeks of my epic captaincy we league redefining, I think its only fair that I use my genius for the benefit of all your flogs. To that end, this is an educational top ten about something I have been closely studying for several seasons now. Shitty captains. The list does not...

Okay *wads, since Tigerturbulance is off getting his annual anal bleaching in Pattaya, I'm gunna get our regular super secret team chat PM up and running As per always, dont tell any of the douche bag mods about what happens in here, because our LG would like to not be banned for at least...

We failed to keep him at Carlton, so which club should we all hope this epic flog ends up at next? My vote, I hope he likes the drive down Geelong Road

He basically killed the Furies as captain, killed media last season with his shitty polls, and is already killing this board with shitty moderation which is up there with the carlton board. The question is, which one of this shitty spirit killing roles does he most suck arse at? And no, you...

At least have the balls to ask me to my face if I'm leaving the Furies for the Bombers you gutless squib. 1) I hate the bombers with a passion, and would rather * a cheese grater than join any club with the two worst human beings on BF in it 2) if I was gunna quit, I would tell you to your...

With Trump validating the view that sacking him will lead to civil war, which of the trumpeteers are prepared to pony up and follow their orange god in an armed rebellion?

So according to the Dragons, the Beagles, and the Warriors, my captaincy is solely responsible for ******* up their finals runs. Well I say what doesn't kill you will probably * up the other guy worse, so I'm running a poll. Who should I * over next? who ever wins the poll by Wednesday...

Since the Furies are banned by AdSense from returning to Tittybong, and I'm such an awesome guy, I have decided to give my time to charity this week. Effective immediately, Tony Lynn 15 and TheCoach16 can * right off for the week as it's time for some proper leaders to take control of the...

It's that time of the season once again to dust off the Crispy, and start nominations for the Sweet FA Media Whore of S27! This is the sacred award to recognise and commemorate the mighty contribution quality media whores make to this shitty league. Anyone is able to make a nomination, and...

In 2001 Cheryl Kernot lost Dickson to Dutton, but Dutton's win isn't what people remember. What they remember was one of the best election night melts in Australian history, with Cheryl slagging off everyone and anyone for her defeat (except herself). So the million dollar question is, who will...

Brothers and Sisters of Sweet, our warning have gone unheeded, and despite the best efforts of the Furies many here continue to blaspheme and defy the holy BigFooty Moralities Code. We are therefore preparing for the ritual of Carousel, where we shall sacrifice a non-believer to the great and...

The Crispy is a time honoured award given to the number one media whore of a season. Credits are given for volume of s**t media, and the ability to hijack others media to make it all about you, with the final decision being made by a complex Furies proprietary algorithm. The Furies have...

Are you ashamed that your own leaders think you can't stand up for yourself? Do you want to be a man/woman who is feared in the Sweet FA, and not one who is scared of opposition posters? If so, the Fighting Furies want you!* You will be called a whore, a campaigner, a flog, and an ignorant piece of...