- Mar 20, 2007
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written by Robert Walls, Yes He's Still Alive

the new figure down at the west coast eagles
Alot has happened in the west coast camp over the past few months, heres what you missed.
The west coast eagles have made a stunning signing. They have decided to sack coach john Worsfold, after he took them to premierships in 2006 and 2007, there replacement, none other than football personality Brian Strauchn.
amongst signing Brian said to the media " if this is anything like me down at collingwood, then we can win 10 flags", " mick still dosnt know, should've probably told him, and mum, but shes Asian, wouldn't understand"
It has been a signing that has shocked the football world and Caroline Wilson, who recently married football head Robert walls had to say that "it is absolutely the downfall of the afl, to see this character to coach a professional afl team". Brian strauchn was quick to dismiss those claims by claiming "carro isnt a superstar"
As if that wasn't enough drama for the west coast over the break, j west coast chairman trevor nisbett announced that they have suspended roughster daniel chick indefinitely, and there are already suspicions in the media that his career is over and he is willing to be traded off at trade week, which is approaching this week. however Strauchn was quick to dismiss any rumors about chickeys future "chickey could play until hes 78, he wont, but he could" strauchn told hutchy who broke yet another exclusive on the footy show the other day.
Another shocking story over the break was the return of ashley sampi, the fallen eagle. over the summer he signed up for a enraging fitness program were he lost over 150 kilograms, but realized he weighed as much as a twig, so he put on 100 more kilograms. also during the break, we've seen chad fletcher admit that he and anthony callea are a "item"
so its been a big few months in football, and with trade week just around the corner, things are certain to hot up.











