A bit early I know but I'm starting my Easter break a day early
Peter Rohde: OK fellas Choco is running a bit behind so I will take the opportunity to start the meeting.
Adam Kingsley: Where is he?
Peter Rohde: He’s on the oval hiding Easter eggs for a players Easter egg hunt.
Tony McGuiness: Maybe the playerth thould be having a find my form hunt.
Peter Rohde: Come on Tony, 1 bad game does not mean the players have lost their form. Last weeks result will give us a great opportunity to prove the critics wrong.
Adam Kingsley: Before we get onto selections, does anyone know of a good grass stain remover? These white guernseys are terrible to get clean.
Jason Cripps: Hah, still washing those Guernseys Kingers?......... Have you considered the Nappy San Challenge?
Tony McGuiness: I wouldn’t have thought many of the playerth would have got their Guerntheys dirty after latht weekth perfomanth.
Jason Cripps: Your right, but a few of them pooed their pants when the pressure was applied.
Mathew Primus: Actually, a couple of the boys complained that the sun reflected badly off the guernseys and that why some of their passes missed the target.
Jason Cripps: Yeah, they are a bit how would you say it……………….white.
Tony McGuiness: Oh and the thocks, don’t get me thtarted!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Mark Williams: Hi fellas, it’s ah………..great to see you all.
Peter Rohde: You seem rather upbeat today Choco.
Mark Williams: Its Easter…………..hmmmmmmmmm chocolate.
Peter Rohde: OK, obviously Broges will come back in and Westhoff is out with a broken foot.
Adam Kingsley: How did he break it?
Peter Rohde: He scuffed his foot on a blade of grass and the grass won.
Mark Williams: I think we should use Toby as a tall forward option.
Jason Cripps: What about Salter or Matthew Westhoff?
Mark Williams: I have already taken the ah……..liberty of contacting the um…………..cheer squad to make sure Toby’s name is on the banner this week to celebrate his 100th.
Peter Rohde: So are there any other changes?
Mark Williams: Ah…………no, Broges in, Westhoff out, I don’t like change.
Tony McGuiness: I dithagree, we need to thend a methage to the playerth that thoft performances will not be tolerated. Thawn failed to chathe, motht of Kane’th dithpothals did not hurt the oppothition, Boak’th dithpothal hath been below par. I thay bring in Logan, Thomath and Lower then at leatht we will have thome chanth of not making a mockery of the Creed!!!!!!!
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Mark Williams: Here Tony, have an Easter egg.
Peter Rohde: OK fellas Choco is running a bit behind so I will take the opportunity to start the meeting.
Adam Kingsley: Where is he?
Peter Rohde: He’s on the oval hiding Easter eggs for a players Easter egg hunt.
Tony McGuiness: Maybe the playerth thould be having a find my form hunt.
Peter Rohde: Come on Tony, 1 bad game does not mean the players have lost their form. Last weeks result will give us a great opportunity to prove the critics wrong.
Adam Kingsley: Before we get onto selections, does anyone know of a good grass stain remover? These white guernseys are terrible to get clean.
Jason Cripps: Hah, still washing those Guernseys Kingers?......... Have you considered the Nappy San Challenge?
Tony McGuiness: I wouldn’t have thought many of the playerth would have got their Guerntheys dirty after latht weekth perfomanth.
Jason Cripps: Your right, but a few of them pooed their pants when the pressure was applied.
Mathew Primus: Actually, a couple of the boys complained that the sun reflected badly off the guernseys and that why some of their passes missed the target.
Jason Cripps: Yeah, they are a bit how would you say it……………….white.
Tony McGuiness: Oh and the thocks, don’t get me thtarted!!!!!!!!!!!!
***************sound of door opening******************
Mark Williams: Hi fellas, it’s ah………..great to see you all.
Peter Rohde: You seem rather upbeat today Choco.
Mark Williams: Its Easter…………..hmmmmmmmmm chocolate.
Peter Rohde: OK, obviously Broges will come back in and Westhoff is out with a broken foot.
Adam Kingsley: How did he break it?
Peter Rohde: He scuffed his foot on a blade of grass and the grass won.
Mark Williams: I think we should use Toby as a tall forward option.
Jason Cripps: What about Salter or Matthew Westhoff?
Mark Williams: I have already taken the ah……..liberty of contacting the um…………..cheer squad to make sure Toby’s name is on the banner this week to celebrate his 100th.
Peter Rohde: So are there any other changes?
Mark Williams: Ah…………no, Broges in, Westhoff out, I don’t like change.
Tony McGuiness: I dithagree, we need to thend a methage to the playerth that thoft performances will not be tolerated. Thawn failed to chathe, motht of Kane’th dithpothals did not hurt the oppothition, Boak’th dithpothal hath been below par. I thay bring in Logan, Thomath and Lower then at leatht we will have thome chanth of not making a mockery of the Creed!!!!!!!
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Mark Williams: Here Tony, have an Easter egg.
