CalWard Is Money
Team Captain
Would love to be a fly on the wall when Gibson and Smith catch up for a beer now that both have (smartly) left the wasteland that is known as NORF.
Jesse: Hey Josh, How you doin' man?
Josh: Good bro, you?
Jesse: Awesome dude, did you get that mirror installed on your bedroom ceiling yet?
Josh: Of course man, how else would I be able to watch myself as I sleep? I also put one in the bathroom so I can watch myself as I gargle.
Jesse: Cool, How is it all going at the Hawks? What is the best thing about being there???
Josh: Where do I start? You know how I wrecked my back last season from carrying the entire defence? Well, they actually have heaps of masseuse's here so I don't have to worry about Brayshaw asking me if he can use the Plastic Turtle whilst Haley, Petrie, McIntosh and me all shared a revolutionary 'luke warm bath'. How about you, how's St.Kilda?
Jesse: Good, first off they throw kick ass parties, you just gotta make sure that you stay awake. Milney keeps mentioning something about 'initiating me' whilst a big string of saliva creeps down his chin. The best thing though is having Doctors with actual medical degrees. At Norf I kept telling that guy with the rubber glove that my hammy was on the back of my upper leg and not in my 'groin area' but he just kept insisting. Swallow's old man I think.
Josh
Laughingly) Remember that time he went on holidays and we had 'random doctor day'?
Jesse: Yeah that's right, Brayshaw didn't realise we could see him harassing every elderly bloke that went past, trying to put a white coat on them and offering them free memberships.
Josh: Remember the old Japanese dude?
Jesse: How could I forget, he thought you were a descendant of a 'fuzzy wuzzy angel'.
Josh: Yeah that was real funny man, he tried to use his stethoscope as a bayonet for **** sake!!!
Jesse: Ahh, good times. Did you ring Wellsy? Where is he?
Josh: Nah man I forgot, hang on
(Calls Wellsy)
Wellsy: Hello
Josh: Wellsy waassuup???
Wellsy: Hey Gibbo I can't talk, I'm in the queue
Josh: Dan Murphy's?
Wellsy: Nah, I'm at training and there are only 6 people in front of me and then it is my turn on the dumbbells so i gotta go.
Josh: What, didn't you guys get a new 15 mil facility?
Wellsy: Yeah champ, but once they put in basic things like walls, doors and electricity there wasn't much leftover. Plus Brayshaw got a plush new office. It's the size of our gym room has a walk in robe, a double bed for when Garry comes down and a big ass study where he keeps all of his cricket memorabilia.
Josh: Brayshaw played Cricket???
Wellsy: Didn't he tell you? In 10 years of first class cricket he made 10 centuries and took 10 wickets at 57 a piece. He was so awesome man. I go in there most days and admire his ribbons for fourth place in the batting averages. Anyway I gots to go, i need to focus so I don't get injured. Later...
Josh: Wellsy ain't coming
Jesse: Hey look is that Nathan Buckley?
Josh: Yeah it is, hey Bucks how you doin'?
Bucks: Boys
Jesse: Bucks, how come you turned down a head job at an AFL (sic) club to be an assistant at the Pies? Was there not enough money?
Bucks: You know me fellas, it was never about the money
Josh: What happened then?
Bucks: Well the interview was going sweet, they promised me a 1992 model Mazda 626 sedan, $50,000 annual salary and a $25 bonus if we made the finals. I was just about to sign when I needed to take a piss. I asked Brayshaw where the toilet was and he looked at me blankly, scanned the room and said 'pick a corner'. I haven't seen him since.
(Jesse ROFL)
Josh: Tell us more Bucks.
Bucks: All in good time boys, how about we grab another beer and i'll tell you the story about how I stitched old Norf up royally when they tired to recruit me as a player.
All three charge their glasses: Here's to NORF!!!
Jesse: Hey Josh, How you doin' man?
Josh: Good bro, you?
Jesse: Awesome dude, did you get that mirror installed on your bedroom ceiling yet?
Josh: Of course man, how else would I be able to watch myself as I sleep? I also put one in the bathroom so I can watch myself as I gargle.
Jesse: Cool, How is it all going at the Hawks? What is the best thing about being there???
Josh: Where do I start? You know how I wrecked my back last season from carrying the entire defence? Well, they actually have heaps of masseuse's here so I don't have to worry about Brayshaw asking me if he can use the Plastic Turtle whilst Haley, Petrie, McIntosh and me all shared a revolutionary 'luke warm bath'. How about you, how's St.Kilda?
Jesse: Good, first off they throw kick ass parties, you just gotta make sure that you stay awake. Milney keeps mentioning something about 'initiating me' whilst a big string of saliva creeps down his chin. The best thing though is having Doctors with actual medical degrees. At Norf I kept telling that guy with the rubber glove that my hammy was on the back of my upper leg and not in my 'groin area' but he just kept insisting. Swallow's old man I think.
Josh
Laughingly) Remember that time he went on holidays and we had 'random doctor day'?Jesse: Yeah that's right, Brayshaw didn't realise we could see him harassing every elderly bloke that went past, trying to put a white coat on them and offering them free memberships.
Josh: Remember the old Japanese dude?
Jesse: How could I forget, he thought you were a descendant of a 'fuzzy wuzzy angel'.
Josh: Yeah that was real funny man, he tried to use his stethoscope as a bayonet for **** sake!!!
Jesse: Ahh, good times. Did you ring Wellsy? Where is he?
Josh: Nah man I forgot, hang on
(Calls Wellsy)
Wellsy: Hello
Josh: Wellsy waassuup???
Wellsy: Hey Gibbo I can't talk, I'm in the queue
Josh: Dan Murphy's?
Wellsy: Nah, I'm at training and there are only 6 people in front of me and then it is my turn on the dumbbells so i gotta go.
Josh: What, didn't you guys get a new 15 mil facility?
Wellsy: Yeah champ, but once they put in basic things like walls, doors and electricity there wasn't much leftover. Plus Brayshaw got a plush new office. It's the size of our gym room has a walk in robe, a double bed for when Garry comes down and a big ass study where he keeps all of his cricket memorabilia.
Josh: Brayshaw played Cricket???
Wellsy: Didn't he tell you? In 10 years of first class cricket he made 10 centuries and took 10 wickets at 57 a piece. He was so awesome man. I go in there most days and admire his ribbons for fourth place in the batting averages. Anyway I gots to go, i need to focus so I don't get injured. Later...
Josh: Wellsy ain't coming
Jesse: Hey look is that Nathan Buckley?
Josh: Yeah it is, hey Bucks how you doin'?
Bucks: Boys
Jesse: Bucks, how come you turned down a head job at an AFL (sic) club to be an assistant at the Pies? Was there not enough money?
Bucks: You know me fellas, it was never about the money
Josh: What happened then?
Bucks: Well the interview was going sweet, they promised me a 1992 model Mazda 626 sedan, $50,000 annual salary and a $25 bonus if we made the finals. I was just about to sign when I needed to take a piss. I asked Brayshaw where the toilet was and he looked at me blankly, scanned the room and said 'pick a corner'. I haven't seen him since.
(Jesse ROFL)
Josh: Tell us more Bucks.
Bucks: All in good time boys, how about we grab another beer and i'll tell you the story about how I stitched old Norf up royally when they tired to recruit me as a player.
All three charge their glasses: Here's to NORF!!!
