Official Match Thread Sweet FA Round 16 Baghdad Bombers vs Roys FC @ Abdu Prison

StFly · Feb 15, 2012

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Teams By: 9pm Friday 17th AEDST (Melbourne, NSW, Canberra, Tasmania and not those guys screaming at the sun up north)

Formlines:

Bombers: LLLWL
Roys: LLWWW

Round 16 sees the 3rd placed Bombers taking on the 2nd last Roys and a chance for the Bombers to entrench themselves in the 4 with only one game left, though you wouldn't think it. Last round saw the Bombers barely miss the most insipid performance (38 points, only bested by the Furies 32) whilst the Roys have hit their straps (123 last round against the Wonders) albeit too late for their chances, yet still they can shape the 4 into some manner of buxom wench who no doubt likes chudshakes.

What this means?
If the Bombers put in a performance like last week and results do not fall their way (Gumbies & Wonders victories) they can see themselves on the brink and possibly out of the 4 by the completion of the H&A series. Unfortunately for the Roys their purple patch has come to late as all they can hope for is 5th and an early exit for the season, barring any sort of mass penalties that is.

saintkildaman · Feb 15, 2012

Big game Bombers. Let's destroy these Roys.

Freakie · Feb 15, 2012

Gunning for 5th, we specialise if shaping the top 4 without ever actually being in it. Either by losing or occasionally winning.

Carn the Roys! · Feb 15, 2012

Roys v Bombers has always been one of the showcase events of the season, who knows this time some of us might turn up wearing pants.

saintkildaman · Feb 15, 2012

Where's Mobbs? I miss him

Freakie · Feb 15, 2012

Don't we usually play for some commemorative cup? Or should we just make one here and now?

The Half Back · Feb 15, 2012

where's beez, I need to tell him thats it's gameday when it really isn't :thumbsdown:

beez · Feb 15, 2012

Freakie said:
Don't we usually play for some commemorative cup? Or should we just make one here and now?

Let's play for the 2 girls 1 cup Cup.

The Half Back said:
where's beez, I need to tell him thats it's gameday when it really isn't

Nice to see you appearing in consecutive Bomber match threads, it'll make the transition to Abdu Prison next season a little easier.

The Half Back · Feb 15, 2012

beez said:
Let's play for the 2 girls 1 cup Cup.

Nice to see you appearing in consecutive Bomber match threads, it'll make the transition to Abdu Prison next season a little easier.

A padded cell maybe?

saintkildaman · Feb 15, 2012

Is he there for a criminal offence or...?

beez · Feb 15, 2012

The Half Back said:
A padded cell maybe?

Harden up man, we at The Bombers don't use pads. You'll learn about it in the pre-season

The Half Back · Feb 15, 2012

beez said:
Harden up man, we at The Bombers don't use pads. You'll learn about it in the pre-season

Well I get pretty linsane after a few nights out so I padded cell would be more for safety then anything

Carn the Roys! · Feb 15, 2012

Freakie said:
Don't we usually play for some commemorative cup? Or should we just make one here and now?

It's the "Late bloomers cup" it's the second most important cup in the SFA.

Carn the Roys! · Feb 15, 2012

saintkildaman said:
Where's Mobbs? I miss him

We all miss him, but he pops up when he can. The unexpectedness adds to the enjoyment.

The Half Back · Feb 15, 2012

Carn the Roys! said:
It's the "Late bloomers cup" it's the second most important cup in the SFA.

What about preseason cup?

beez · Feb 15, 2012

Carn the Roys! said:
It's the "Late bloomers cup" it's the second most important cup in the SFA.

Oh, mixed netball how I miss you. I think I might Irene Van Dyk (hehe what a name) all you bitches this week.

Gee Dub · Feb 15, 2012

beez said:
Oh, mixed netball how I miss you. I think I might Irene Van Dyk (hehe what a name) all you bitches this week.

Well I'll Sharelle McMahon everyone else.

Hmm not the same ring to it. beez 1- Dubz 0.

beez · Feb 15, 2012

Gee Dub said:
Well I'll Sharelle McMahon everyone else.

Hmm not the same ring to it. beez 1- Dubz 0.

I approve of both lines.

1999 World Netball Championships - Sharelle McMahon scores the winning goal on the buzzer to win Australia the Gold Medal. To this date, one of the greatest sporting moments I have witnessed. (Remember to kick the goal and not a behind Dubz)

loopy_cam · Feb 15, 2012

Roysroysroysroysroysroyssuck.

Freakie · Feb 16, 2012

beez said:
I approve of both lines.

1999 World Netball Championships - Sharelle McMahon scores the winning goal on the buzzer to win Australia the Gold Medal. To this date, one of the greatest sporting moments I have witnessed. (Remember to kick the goal and not a behind Dubz)

I've been banned from mixed netball, in one game I knocked a guys tooth out, tackled my own player and broke my little finger (dominated the GK position though).

I thoroughly hate the sport (both sisters play state league) and it is god damn boring most of the time.

Carn the Roys! · Feb 16, 2012

The Half Back said:
What about preseason cup?

No, everyone knows preseason cups are meaningless unless the Roys win.

Reardo · Feb 16, 2012

Time for the tetanus shots, passport renewals and duty free shopping boys, we're off to Abdu!! I'm assuming you'll be making the flight arrangements Freakie? Don't book us on that same shitbox we flew on last time.

3KZ is Football · Feb 16, 2012

I've done the maths on this one and it's clear that the Roys will win by lots and lots and lots to the power of lots and we will be continuing our CHARGE up the ladder!

= Roys to win by lots.

loopy_cam · Feb 16, 2012

I'm afraid you forgot to carry the Y.

Broken · Feb 16, 2012

loopy_cam said:
Roysroysroysroysroysroyssuck.

It's not nice to make fun of the fact that we no longer have teeth. How else are we supposed to eat if we can't get it down through a straw?

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